Well thank you for all the input. Looks like I got some Googling to do now. I never heard of Topore switches or KUL but I'm guessing that all these suggestions are all pretty quiet. Zero noise would be perfect actually. If I want backlit keys for typing in the dark will that ruin my chances at zero noise?! I was looking at Razer Chroma Stealth with their orange 45g switch. Would be similar to MX Red/Brown? If I add o-rings maybe? I'm also very accustomed to grabbing my wireless keyboard by it's palm rest since I mostly type in bed. I might be the only guy alive who uses his own chest as a desk! Or...I have 2 black TV trays but one is for my prehistoric mouse.
I was looking at Das, Ducky, Matias Pro, WASD, Max seems pricey...hopefully I will get what I pay for. Not afraid to mod though! Just need good links or resources...