Author Topic: CLACKVENT Radnelac (Read 13811241 times)

ClackFactory · « **on:** Thu, 25 December 2014, 14:26:11 »

Shall we begin?
Clackvent Radnelac sale...
waking up the beasties within...

Info/Rules/ReadMe-

-Begins 12.25.14, Ends 2.21.15
-NO PMs
-One item available each day.
-You will not know what you have won until you have received it in the mail. If that's not for you, great, someone else gets a better chance.
-Open to GH members who registered on or before 12.1.14 and have at least 1 whole post. Phew, I hope that wont be too hard.
-Items range from $50-$150.
-pssst.... no pms
-First class shipping is included.
-3 different switch flavors will be offered.
-You cannot win more than 3 times. If you got a problem with that, I have an email address for you that I ignore completely.
-There will be a good variety of keys, some more common, some less so.
-NO PMs
-No PMs
-Please don't PM me regarding this sale unless I hit you up first.
-Items from last years private Clackvent are not available.
-IT MIGHT TAKE ME A FULL DAY TO GET BACK TO YOU AFTER YOU ARE CHOSEN, brace yourself.
-Again, no sexual favors, alcohol, or firstborns accepted for the most part. A combination might work.
-If you cannot understand this info, make a friend. This is a community, if someone can't help you, then reevaluate you life.
-What can I add to make this list longer?
-Adn Bewbz.

How to enter (and possibly lose your sanity)

-I will make a new post each day in this thread as to when that days sale is ON!
*****Be the first to post when you see it*****
-I will send you a PM with instructions (within 24 hours) after you are chosen.
-How to tell if you were chosen- Use your EYEBALLS, it should be painfoooooly obvious.
-No PMs
-Don't ask questions unless you win. CUZ AINT NO BUDDY GOT TIME FUR DAT!
-I have no set time for each days sale. They will occur when I have time and/or when I am properly and comfortably inebriated.
-If you feel the format of this sale will encourage you to be committed, then please don't enter and please pay no mind. Or if you insist then please do something invasive with your frontal lobe.

And apparently like all things "clack" related this too shall be bassackwards.

ClackFactory · « **Reply #1 on:** Thu, 25 December 2014, 20:10:38 »

SMACK!

First post in gets the Clack of the day! 12.25.14
The gnomes decided it will be worth fifty one dollar bills.

ssry to intrupt dat x-mus pron watchin

Belfong · « **Reply #2 on:** Thu, 25 December 2014, 20:50:28 »

Q

Congrats! -cc =)
I am going to pick another member in just a moment to re-test the system.
There will be two chances today. -cc =)

ClackFactory · « **Reply #3 on:** Thu, 25 December 2014, 21:19:21 »

GO!

Smack that @$$ and post!

First person to post will win the second slot for the day.

sorijealut · « **Reply #4 on:** Thu, 25 December 2014, 21:19:30 »

CLACK

Congrats! -cc =)

ClackFactory · « **Reply #5 on:** Fri, 26 December 2014, 22:05:56 »

NIPPLES!!!

Next person to post gets the Clackvent Clack of the day!!! 12.26.14

really hope this works again...

naasfu · « **Reply #6 on:** Fri, 26 December 2014, 22:06:04 »

yar

Congrats!!! -cc =)

ClackFactory · « **Reply #7 on:** Sat, 27 December 2014, 19:11:50 »

BOOTY WATCHIN!!!

First person to post after this get a chance at another Clackvent key. 12.27.14
The gnomes decided this Clack will be 75 one dollar bills.

Lets see how quickly I can hit the lock/unlock button this time!

mm87 · « **Reply #8 on:** Sat, 27 December 2014, 19:12:06 »

moo

Congrats! -cc =)

ClackFactory · « **Reply #9 on:** Sun, 28 December 2014, 13:37:02 »

SUP!

Next person to post gets a chance at todays Clackvent clack of the day! 12.28.14
The gnomes decided that this key will also be 75 one dollar bills.

Itchy lock/unlock trigger finger...

naasfu · « **Reply #10 on:** Sun, 28 December 2014, 13:37:11 »

snu

Congrats! -cc =)
boy you're on your game! LuLz
The next key for tomorrow will also be $75. -cc =)

ClackFactory · « **Reply #11 on:** Mon, 29 December 2014, 12:25:44 »

tralala,

Next to post get the chance at todays Clackvent clack of the day. 12.29.14
The gnomes have spoken, this key will indeed be 75 one dollar bills.

VesperSAINT · « **Reply #12 on:** Mon, 29 December 2014, 12:25:54 »

boomshakalaka

LuLz Congrats! -cc =)
The gnomes decided tomorrows key to be 50 one dollar bills. -cc =)

ClackFactory · « **Reply #13 on:** Tue, 30 December 2014, 14:31:12 »

Mmm, my ding ding dong.

First person to post after this gets todays Clackvent clack of the day. 12.30.14
It has been confirmed in a conference call, that indeed the key remains at 50 one dollar bills.

On the count of three...

one, TWO, TREE! Gotcha!

one, TWO, THREE GO!!! screw the diapers, the lunch, the shower, and the brushing of the teeth! DO IT, DO IT NAO!

bowji · « **Reply #14 on:** Tue, 30 December 2014, 14:31:23 »

1

Congrats! -cc =)
"1" was right! Good call! -cc =)
The gnomes have decided tomorrows key will be 150 one dollar bills. -cc =)

ClackFactory · « **Reply #15 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:28 »

LuLz

Next post gets the Clackvent Clack of the day. 12.31.14
The gnomes decided that tomorrows key will be 65 one dollar bills.

Post... MUAAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAHAAAA. DO IT NAO!

naasfu · « **Reply #16 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:39 »

v

Congrats! and Happy New Year! -cc =)

mm87 · « **Reply #17 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:40 »

strict · « **Reply #18 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:40 »

Clack get

bowji · « **Reply #19 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:41 »

Happy New Years!! <3

Belfong · « **Reply #20 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:41 »

Photekq · « **Reply #21 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:41 »

YoungMichael88 · « **Reply #22 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:42 »

osman99 · « **Reply #23 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:43 »

VesperSAINT · « **Reply #24 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:43 »

theteam · « **Reply #25 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:43 »

arrrrrrrrrrrrr

Permeability · « **Reply #26 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:43 »

your clack is MINE

noisyturtle · « **Reply #27 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:44 »

⊍⊍ ლ(◉◞౪◟◉ლ)

Alex92 · « **Reply #28 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:45 »

Sniping · « **Reply #29 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:45 »

Bro Caps · « **Reply #30 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:45 »

feizor · « **Reply #31 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:45 »

Synjin · « **Reply #32 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:47 »

Joey Quinn · « **Reply #33 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:49 »

Snootchie

Zandaril · « **Reply #34 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:49 »

west coast represent happy new year

sleepy916 · « **Reply #35 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:49 »

byker · « **Reply #36 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:49 »

TheBinary · « **Reply #37 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:49 »

cc plz

dustinhxc · « **Reply #38 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:51 »

Moralless · « **Reply #39 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:52 »

Halverson · « **Reply #40 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:52 »

What happened to the fambly cat?

HendyZone · « **Reply #41 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 01:58:57 »

aaaa 1

ClackFactory · « **Reply #42 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 02:02:56 »

Uber LULz...

Next person to post gets the Clackvent Clack of the NEW YEAR! 1.1.15
This clack is 65 one dollar bills, as decided by the gnomes.

Photekq · « **Reply #43 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 02:03:10 »

asdf

Congrats! HAPPY NEW YEAR! -cc =)
The next Clackvent clack has been decided by the gnomes to be 65 one dollar bills. -cc =)

strict · « **Reply #44 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 02:03:13 »

osman99 · « **Reply #45 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 02:03:14 »

byker · « **Reply #46 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 02:03:14 »

Photekq · « **Reply #47 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 02:03:19 »

Photekq · « **Reply #48 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 02:03:28 »

Belfong · « **Reply #49 on:** Thu, 01 January 2015, 02:03:30 »

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Author Topic: CLACKVENT Radnelac (Read 13811241 times)