wow, okay, you guys are d!cks. Like you never got totally hammered at the computer and spilled your OJ and vodka on the keyboard.
Here's how you fix that problem. You've basically got a variation on the Pepsi Syndrome. You clean up the sticky residue with a little soapy water. On a paper towel. And you wipe. But be careful . . . Wait, did you say it was a Ducky? lol. That's easy to fix. Put it in the rubbish bin and let the local Sanitation Department take it away forever.