Welcome to Geekhack!
It is not mandatory to be active - some members join and just lurk for months. I think the record is nearly 2 years of lurking 
Describing this as a fantasy world is actually quite accurate - we have unicorns and lots of pretty lights 
Superb. I might start just lurking once I settle on buying my first mech. haha..
Ya man.. so many lit keyboards damn.. I already feel the keycaps are encroaching my world.
I want you to get addicted so buy the DT-35 and a mechanical
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Oh don't worry I am already hooked.

You do like Logitech right? I did find and obtain the Logitech Tablet Keyboard for Windows and Android. It is a Bluetooth keyboard, so you may have to get a Bluetooth adapter for your PC to use it. It has a very nice feel and it is portable with multimedia keys as well. What I like the most about it is you can use it on the go. If you have a tablet, PC, or Smartphone with Bluetooth capability, it will work on all of them.
The keys feel pretty good for a Bluetooth keyboard too. It actually caught my eye, and I had the chance to get it on sale for nearly 1/2 price at BestBuy. Hopefully you might be able to get it for that price too. It's not expensive and works very well. Of course it's not a mechanical keyboard, but it has a lot of nice features you might be looking for.
http://www.logitech.com/en-us/product/tablet-keyboard-android-win8-rt?crid=26
If you get it on sale, it might be worthwhile for you. (Or anyone for that matter. It is pretty good for what it is.)
It also has a 3 year warranty.
Edit: I have to stop drooling all over the place, what a mess!
I liked the multimedia buttons, no preference to logitech as such. I would prefer those in the new keyboard but as I said before hard to find at good price so might just adjust without them.
I get what you are saying, but bluetooth keyboards never appealed to me. The only wireless keyboard I would ever get would probably be Logitech Wireless Solar Keyboard K750 (
http://www.logitech.com/en-us/product/k750-keyboard)
It isn't cheap but that would be the only wireless I would prefer.
But for now I want to just dive into mech

P.S. : Glad you realised the mess. Now clean it up and don't blame me.