When I Google for images of "Bargz Keyboards", I get only selfies of black people... whut?
I was expecting that to be a joke. Did not disappoint. My reaction is the same as yours.
"Poor Mr. Keyboards had a rough time in school. Even reversing his name to "Z-grab" for extra street cred didn't help much."
With this board the material comes from recycled implants so it really is like typing on a cloud of boobs.... maybe.
I like how it forces you to touch type by not having legends... or clearly defined keys - Super Otaku!