This is a fun topic, OP. I also understand KB fanatics who lead decent, caring lives get their dream boards when they go to Heaven, so it doesn't seem like a bad idea to start thinking about them now.
A keyboard coming to life: probably a battleship IBM Model F as The Sword That Speaks (TV Tropes warning) for zombie apocalypse.
LOL. If there's anyone here who's never seen an F-122 in person, they might not get that... I'm sure none of us will forget the first one we beheld one—it's a religious experience.
Wow! Is is just me or do that many keys make you happy?
Yeah, I imagine many of us feel our pulses increase when we see something like that.
I wonder what the world record is for the number of keys on a keyboard?

40% programmable bluetooth HHKB. Since I want something just a bit smaller than a standard HHKB for when I'm traveling.
Wait till you see the
20% keyboard I'm making—it's
twice as cool!
I have a dream keyboard, but it is not easy to build with regular switches and keycaps... Split with a symmetric stagger, but where the keys are somewhat in a curve around each hand - that's the easy part. The hard part is that I would also like there to be a slight non-uniform curve on the backplane and the keycaps' angle towards the middle a bit like keyboard.io or the Logitech Wave.
Man, that sounds like it should include a private bar and an automated massage chair.
You must not be familiar with Hoffman's kish...it's soooooo sexy...
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Not only can you type on it, you can take it along when you run away to join the circus!