Toilet paper over or under?

[romevi]

So we all know the correct way to pronounce that carbonated fizzy drink (it's "pop"). What other things do you do or say that have a significant impact on your overall well-being?
Do you eat a fry before making sure your order is right? Do you put the toilet paper roll with the sheets over or under? Do you shower in the morning or at night?

[SpAmRaY]

wet wipes or get out

[Bromono]

wet wipes or get out

This, and always over.

its a tell tale sign of being a psychopath if you go under. just saying.

[romevi]

wet wipes or get out

Wait, like, baby wipes? 

[jdcarpe]

wet wipes or get out

This, and always over.

its a tell tale sign of being a psychopath if you go under. just saying.

QFT

[SpAmRaY]

wet wipes or get out

Wait, like, baby wipes? 

they make them for adults to

in case anyone doubts me

[Melvang]

Always over, unless you have playful pets or toddlers.

[iri]

Get a bidet, peasants.

[Lurch]

wet wipes or get out

This, and always over.

its a tell tale sign of being a psychopath if you go under. just saying.

QFT

+1

now lock the thread.

[mobbo]

i am the under master race

i shower in the morning

onion rings

[zombimuncha]

There are three rolls of TP in the stall, each with different amounts left. The two with the most left are on dispensers / roll-holders, and the one with the least paper remaining is on top, meaning that if you used the roll on the dispenser underneath, the one on top would will fall on the floor. Which roll do you use?


[My answer - the ones on the dispensers are there to be used. The one that's not on a dispenser is a spare. Use the smallest of the ones on dispensers, so that the larger one will still be as close to full as possible when the smaller dispenser-roll runs out.]



edit: oops, forgot to answer the orig Q - over.  Maybe it's slower when it's under but I will waste invest the time it takes to dismatle the dispenser, put the roll the right way around, and put it back together again if I need to.

[whmeltonjr]

Over or get out. My wife is some kind of psychopath that "doesn't care" which way it goes.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

The patent clearly shows it is supposed to be over:



So anyone who thinks otherwise is just plain wrong.

[slushi]

I guess I am a psychopath... I don't care enough to switch it but do prefer it under.

[MagicSauce]

Over for sure.
But the cleaning lady in my office always puts both rolls under...Drives me crazy

[Bromono]

Where is TP? I feel like TP needs to contribute to this TP thread.

[Steezus]

+1 for over, have to be insane if you prefer under.

[HoffmanMyster]

The patent clearly shows it is supposed to be over:

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So anyone who thinks otherwise is just plain wrong.

This plus the fact that any TP with a directional design is always intended to be 'over'.

If someone says they load their TP 'under', they're either a psychopath or a troll.

[ghostjuggernaut]

I shower at night.

There is no way I'm climbing into my clean bed all dirty from the day. I also shower after working out, so some days I'll have two showers depending on the timeframe.

[absyrd]

Over.

Shower when I feel dirty.

[Bromono]

Over.

Shower when I feel dirty.

When dirty, after a workout or if the gf is going to take a shower. (even if I already took one  )

[absyrd]

When dirty, after a workout or if the gf is going to take a shower. (even if I already took one  )

"Feeling dirty" has a different meaning to Bromono. Nice.

[katushkin]

Over.

I shower in the morning if I am working days because I get really bad bed hair.

[HoffmanMyster]

I get really bad bed hair.

Yeah ya do 

[dgneo]

Over all the way, under is for mouth-breathers.

[Joey Quinn]

I get really bad bed hair.

Yeah ya do 

Sometimes my bed hair is so awesome I just leave it, but normally it's all over the place.

[1swt2gs]

wet wipes or get out

This, and always over.

its a tell tale sign of being a psychopath if you go under. just saying.

Well that settles it. I'm a psychopath.

[nubbinator]

What about those bizarre sideways dispensers.

[Bromono]

What about those bizarre sideways dispensers.

Can always go the bachelor pad route and just keep it on top of the toilet.

[jdcarpe]

I shower in the morning. I don't feel awake until I've had my morning shower. If I skip a day on the weekend, I feel lazy and refuse to leave the house.

[nubbinator]

I shower in the morning. I don't feel awake until I've had my morning shower. If I skip a day on the weekend, I feel lazy and refuse to leave the house.

But we're talking about pooping.

[Bromono]

I shower in the morning. I don't feel awake until I've had my morning shower. If I skip a day on the weekend, I feel lazy and refuse to leave the house.

But we're talking about pooping.

There are people who take showers instead of wiping.

Don't judge

[nubbinator]

More

I shower in the morning. I don't feel awake until I've had my morning shower. If I skip a day on the weekend, I feel lazy and refuse to leave the house.

But we're talking about pooping.

There are people who take showers instead of wiping.

Don't judge

Waffle stomping is a crime.

[Bromono]

More

I shower in the morning. I don't feel awake until I've had my morning shower. If I skip a day on the weekend, I feel lazy and refuse to leave the house.

But we're talking about pooping.

There are people who take showers instead of wiping.

Don't judge

Waffle stomping is a crime.

I had to google that...

I wish I didn't

[Binge]

Nobody gets/gives the clean lick treatment by/to their SO?

SHARING IS CARING 

[Bromono]

Nobody gets/gives the clean lick treatment by/to their SO?

SHARING IS CARING 

I am abandoning thread. 

[Air tree]

Over, easy question.


But why use wet wipes? Bidet is so much better, you are just wasting even more with wet wipes and costing more money than a bidet.

Overall, bidets are just the more sensible option.

[Binge]

Nobody gets/gives the clean lick treatment by/to their SO?

SHARING IS CARING 

I am abandoning thread. 

Jump ship Bromono, the waters are brown from here on out.

[nubbinator]

Nobody gets/gives the clean lick treatment by/to their SO?

SHARING IS CARING 

Ahh, the good old fashioned chocolate kiss.

[HoffmanMyster]

Nobody gets/gives the clean lick treatment by/to their SO?

SHARING IS CARING 

Ahh, the good old fashioned chocolate kiss.

WHY

You guys just double-handedly killed this thread.  GG

[jdcarpe]

Do you shower in the morning or at night?

[nubbinator]

More

Nobody gets/gives the clean lick treatment by/to their SO?

SHARING IS CARING 

Ahh, the good old fashioned chocolate kiss.

WHY

You guys just double-handedly killed this thread.  GG

Better than double fistedly killing it 

Do you shower in the morning or at night?

Now you accuse me of reading the OP?

[jdcarpe]

Now you accuse me of reading the OP?

I would never accuse you of reading anything.

[HoffmanMyster]

Now you accuse me of reading the OP?

I would never accuse you of reading anything.

It's not his fault he can't read. 

[jdcarpe]

Now you accuse me of reading the OP?

I would never accuse you of reading anything.

It's not his fault he can't read. 

Hip hop anonymous?

[nubbinator]

Now you accuse me of reading the OP?

I would never accuse you of reading anything.

More

[absyrd]

Nobody gets/gives the clean lick treatment by/to their SO?

SHARING IS CARING 

Is this before or after shower?

If before, they don't need to wipe or shower.

[rowdy]

The patent clearly shows it is supposed to be over:

Show Image

So anyone who thinks otherwise is just plain wrong.

Thank you for saving me from search for this :)

[intelli78]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00P2XZIP2?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_search_detailpage

Changed my life...

[nubbinator]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00P2XZIP2?psc=1&redirect=true&ref_=oh_aui_search_detailpage

Changed my life...

Whelp, my recommended Amazon products are going to be weird for a while.