Not your fault, MX Blacks just kind of suck in general.
can confirm, MX Blacks suck donkey balls.
I've never hear such reaction towards any keyboard before. Really? you dislike it that much?
Well, it's more that everything else is better

. I've done and have planned many keyboard review videos and every time I get a linear one I compare them to MX black because those are the current standard of linear switch, and almost always the MX blacks come out the loser xD . I think the only one that was worse was Cherry MY, although that one is so bad MX black actually seem heavenly compared to them.
The problem is that linear Cherries are scratchy and badly weighted, tactile Cherries aren't very tactile, and clicky Cherries are among the worst-sounding clicky switches in history, so they don't really do ANY switch really well IMO xD . That said, I've been told many times the vintage ones are much better, and some recent clones are much smoother

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