Author Topic: Sarah Palin (Read 14257 times)

xsphat · « **on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 02:11:04 »

I'd do her.

williamjoseph · « **Reply #1 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 03:55:52 »

someone be toll'n.

majestouch · « **Reply #2 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 04:07:55 »

wear a hat.

Nonmouse · « **Reply #3 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 04:08:18 »

Meh. She's okay for her age. I'd do Tina Fey any day before Palin.

xsphat · « **Reply #4 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 04:09:46 »

Quote from: williamjoseph;175360

someone be toll'n.

Simmer. It's just clowning.

ch_123 · « **Reply #5 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 04:19:55 »

The whole MILF thing never did anything for me...

xsphat · « **Reply #6 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 04:24:12 »

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The whole MILF thing never did anything for me...

Good point. I'm just so used to my MILF it doesn't even matter to me.

hyperlinked · « **Reply #7 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 04:26:01 »

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Simmer. It's just clowning.

Not too successful attempt XS. Post a pic of your kitten instead. I saw that you have a little Russian Blue in your life. Those are wonderful!

xsphat · « **Reply #8 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 04:33:40 »

Her name is Kitty GaGa and she is coolest cat! She's like 8 or 10 months old. Really lovey but she farts like a beer drinker. She's just a grey tabby though, not a Russian Blue.

xsphat · « **Reply #9 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 04:45:52 »

Quote from: webwit;175372

You shouldn't drink late at night and operate a web browser.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Remkozw#p/u/15/aqCfVVkT2KI

xsphat · « **Reply #10 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 04:59:38 »

Quote from: webwit;175377

Nice cat.

Thanks. I got her from a shelter too. You're cat is cute too.

hyperlinked · « **Reply #11 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 05:09:27 »

A friend of mine once adopted a couple of blind blue kittens. They almost died while getting spayed and ended up losing their eyesight. Their eyelids were sewn shut since they couldn't see anyway.

It was really amazing to watch blind kittens playing. They really did not act that differently from sighted kittens. Sure, they were clumsier and were more cautious in moving around, but they'd go up to greet strangers, they trotted around confidently and played with objects the way you see most cats do.

Specter_57 · « **Reply #12 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 07:09:18 »

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And what is the larger number? Her IQ or her shoe size?

And speaking of drunk...if you haven't already seen this one, you should:

Russian Breathylizer test.....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz6HDCXUzjs
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Spec_57

didjamatic · « **Reply #13 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 08:33:15 »

didjamatic · « **Reply #14 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 08:39:13 »

didjamatic · « **Reply #15 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 08:53:44 »

itlnstln · « **Reply #16 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 09:20:56 »

I'd put it in Sarah Palin's kitten... wait, what?

Whoever said Tina Fey is hotter is right.

I'm allergic to cats.

Thanks, off to play disc golf.

ch_123 · « **Reply #17 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 10:19:56 »

kishy · « **Reply #18 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 10:23:01 »

I was a cat person until we got a dog.

A very cat-like dog, mind you. Shih tzu, who grew up around kittens. Sometimes she even emulates purring by lighting growling when she's happy.

ch_123 · « **Reply #19 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 10:40:25 »

I'm not entirely sure. The animal rescue home where we got her as a kitten just identified her as a tabby. However, she has a very long and bushy tail, and from what I read this is supposedly a characteristic of the Norwegian Forest cat, so she could well be one.

kishy · « **Reply #20 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 10:43:01 »

Oh, forgot this part.

Sarah Palin = ****servative.

Yes.

wellington1869 · « **Reply #21 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 12:09:23 »

Quote from: ch_123;175368

The whole MILF thing never did anything for me...

wait till you're 40

Input Nirvana · « **Reply #22 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 12:41:09 »

Quote from: ripster;175423

Tina Fey prefers Mechanicals.
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But she's way cuter in glasses.
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Gee, I gotta use this as a template for buying a new girlfriend this weekend...

bitflipper · « **Reply #23 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 13:44:27 »

Cats are for rubber dome fans. I have a tribble with a cat's head:

wellington1869 · « **Reply #24 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 13:58:12 »

Quote from: itlnstln;175418

I'm allergic to cats.

me too. the tribble-cat would have had me breaking out in hives. cute though.

o2dazone · « **Reply #25 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 14:37:05 »

She's hot for a politician. That's it.

ricercar · « **Reply #26 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 16:11:23 »

> The whole MILF thing never did anything for me...

Wait until you're a parent.

itlnstln · « **Reply #27 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 16:25:56 »

Quote from: ricercar;175538

> The whole MILF thing never did anything for me...

Wait until you're a parent.

Hell, wait until you start liking girls. I'm not a parent, but I most certainly dig the MILFs.

ch_123 · « **Reply #28 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 16:37:03 »

I dunno. Whilst I do like girls who are slightly older than me, not ones that older than me.

EverythingIBM · « **Reply #29 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 16:43:27 »

Quote from: hyperlinked;175371

Not too successful attempt XS. Post a pic of your kitten instead. I saw that you have a little Russian Blue in your life. Those are wonderful!

I had a Russian blue; I just loved how the fur would glow blue against the sun.
Unfortunately mine (9 years old) got lost for 5 months when we moved, when we got it back, the cat was as good as dead.
Russian blues have good fur (not all knotted up) and really good stature.

ch_123 · « **Reply #30 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 16:50:25 »

That sucks. Last summer our family cat of 10 years died of a heart attack. We were so distraught that we went out and got a kitten the next day... it just seemed strange not having a cat around.

EverythingIBM · « **Reply #31 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 16:56:06 »

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That sucks. Last summer our family cat of 10 years died of a heart attack. We were so distraught that we went out and got a kitten the next day... it just seemed strange not having a cat around.

I guess cat food is high in saturated fats these days.

itlnstln · « **Reply #32 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 17:31:29 »

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I dunno. Whilst I do like girls who are slightly older than me, not ones that older than me.

Women around 35-40 are hitting their sexual peak. You are at the age where you are hitting your sexual peak. A lot of single women around 35-40 would love to have the "company" of a man your age. Do the math. Cougars rock.

-Find a place where 35-40 y/o women like to hang out
-Talk with a few of them for a minute
-Enjoy their company for awhile
-?

?
-Profit!

InSanCen · « **Reply #33 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 17:38:19 »

That's not math, that's common sense and learning a whole new bag of tricks, the fun way!

ch_123 · « **Reply #34 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 17:50:05 »

Quote from: EverythingIBM;175569

I guess cat food is high in saturated fats these days.

He was quite overweight, despite the fact that we fed him good food in sparse quantities. We figured that someone else was feeding him. He was getting old so he wasn't exercising as much as he used to, so yeah, that's probably why it happened.

EverythingIBM · « **Reply #35 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 17:56:19 »

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He was quite overweight, despite the fact that we fed him good food in sparse quantities. We figured that someone else was feeing. He was getting old so he wasn't exercising as much as he used to, so yeah, that's probably why it happened.

It's best just to feed cats "human food", the commercial cat food today is absolutely terrible.

There's a lot of weird people who feed cats things; like the old guy at our old neighbourhood who even set cat traps with food in them.

secularzarathustra · « **Reply #36 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 17:59:49 »

****ing Palin. Anyone'd support her is ****ing loopy. Case in point: she supports war and the killing of civilians around the world. Her penalty: a multi-million dollar deal to publish and comment on Faux News. The kid who hacked her e-mail account btw is facing 50 years in prison. I'm ****ing moving back to Vancouver.

Of course I'd agree with xsphat if it were merely a grudge-****

kishy · « **Reply #37 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 18:38:12 »

Quote from: secularzarathustra;175597

****ing Palin. Anyone'd support her is ****ing loopy. Case in point: she supports war and the killing of civilians around the world. Her penalty: a multi-million dollar deal to publish and comment on Faux News. The kid who hacked her e-mail account btw is facing 50 years in prison. I'm ****ing moving back to Vancouver.

Of course I'd agree with xsphat if it were merely a grudge-****

This is intelligence.

secularzarathustra · « **Reply #38 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 18:49:50 »

Quote from: kishy;175611

This is intelligence.

Thank you

kishy · « **Reply #39 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 19:26:47 »

Quote from: secularzarathustra;175614

Thank you

You're welcome, any time.

The conservative mindset as a whole, which Sarah Palin is a prime example of, has no place in modern society. As a direct result of this reality, Sarah Palin has no place in modern society.

wellington1869 · « **Reply #40 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 21:48:49 »

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-Find a place where 35-40 y/o women like to hang out

where is that, btw? thats my age range, unfortunately most of the career women i know in that range are at home with their cats watching netflix movies by themselves.

Rajagra · « **Reply #41 on:** Sat, 24 April 2010, 22:48:26 »

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It's best just to feed cats "human food", the commercial cat food today is absolutely terrible.

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a cat fed exclusively on dog food can not only go blind, but can develop a heart condition, called feline dilated cardiomyopathy.

The difference primarily is taurine, found in muscle meat, heart, and liver. Studies have also been done that showed pregnancy failure in queens with long-term taurine depletion, including increased resorption of fetuses, reduced litter size, and increased incidence of stillborn kittens.

Taurine supplement has been added to commercial cat foods for several years, for these reasons.

So if you're going to feed your cat a human diet, give in plenty of Red Bull.

waperboy · « **Reply #42 on:** Sun, 25 April 2010, 05:56:07 »

Quote from: ripster;175417

Haha - It Put's The Topre On It's Skin....

A few pages late, chit-chat threads grow quickly

Specter_57 · « **Reply #43 on:** Sun, 25 April 2010, 09:14:41 »

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I sort of feel bad for Michael Palin...having the same last name and all....

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Spec_57

itlnstln · « **Reply #44 on:** Sun, 25 April 2010, 10:04:03 »

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where is that, btw? thats my age range, unfortunately most of the career women i know in that range are at home with their cats watching netflix movies by themselves.

Here, there is Reggiano's and StoneWerks. Both are just a MILF shopping mall. They are both upscale restaurants/bars that, during the weekend, are just MILF buffets. These women have careers, money, and just want to use you in the most glorious ways possible. It's awesome. There's a few gold-diggers in the mix, but they're pretty easy to spot.

Ugh, I was downtown last night celebrating Fiesta. I'm still drunk. It's time for an epic breakfast.

wellington1869 · « **Reply #45 on:** Sun, 25 April 2010, 11:07:57 »

Quote from: itlnstln;175804

Here, there is Reggiano's and StoneWerks. Both are just a MILF shopping mall. They are both upscale restaurants/bars that, during the weekend, are just MILF buffets. These women have careers, money, and just want to use you in the most glorious ways possible. It's awesome. There's a few gold-diggers in the mix, but they're pretty easy to spot.

ah, upscale bars. of course. thats where i need to be

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It's time for an epic breakfast.

sounds good to me. I was up IM'ing with XS till 4:30 am, still didnt get enough sleep, off to find an epic breakfast. Maybe a nice mexican omelet. Mmmm, fiesta.

Mental Hobbit · « **Reply #46 on:** Sun, 25 April 2010, 11:19:00 »

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Author Topic: Sarah Palin (Read 14257 times)