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« Last post by tp4tissue on Sat, 20 June 2026, 10:18:40 »
When you buy them cookies.
You can't have them in the PC room.
You can't even leave them in the kitchen.
Cookies must be kept on the highest shelf in the garage or in the tool shed.
-->That way, there's some physical strain/ COST
If they're in the PC room, you will hear that bag crinkling sound all day, beckoning, until All the cookies are Terminated.
If they're in the Kitchen, you will be running up and down the stairs every 5-10 minutes for a drink of water, BUT ACTUALLY, you've tricked yourself into getting yet another cookie.
Unfortunately walking 150 feet per cookie is not adequate to exercise off the calories.
Each cookie is probably 1/2 mile of walking.