Any chance for a southpaw variant ^_^
Someday, a thousand years from now, a young child whose genetic ancestors living today can be counted on one hand, will ask her teacher, “What was the straw that finally broke Gaia’s back in the 2020s? What made the Goddess finally turn her head from us, point as us like the great Dr Anhat Ten pointing his finger at his enemy Ro Rashack, and say ‘No.’?”
And the teacher will say, “There are many theories, but the most accepted idea is that once upon a time, a keyboard was made without any keys to communicate with anyone but the demigods of mathematics and computers, and there was great laughing and satire, until someone asked the forbidden question, which was ‘can you make a version that can be operated upon by the Sinister Hand?”