Author Topic: Things (average) People Say About Your Keyboard(s) (Read 31399 times)

sacratoy · « **Reply #250 on:** Thu, 12 June 2014, 13:57:45 »

"I like how it feels 'clicky,' but it doesn't make noise." In response to my brown switches after I switched from blues.

"Don't your other keyboards work just fine?!"

Yes. Yes they do. But I need more.

Computer-Lab in Basement · « **Reply #251 on:** Thu, 12 June 2014, 13:59:08 »

"That thing sounds like a damn typewriter" referring to anything with clicky switches.

Frenir · « **Reply #252 on:** Thu, 12 June 2014, 14:01:50 »

Quote from: tgujay on Thu, 12 June 2014, 13:14:10

Quote from: vinzlr on Thu, 12 June 2014, 10:22:29
Quote from: Frenir on Thu, 12 June 2014, 02:36:01
"But you cannot use more than one keyboard"
A friend with 8 guns said that to me. . .as if he could use more than one of those at the same time

Could technically use 2 handguns at the same time...

Ergodox - You could technically use 2 keyboards at a time.

katushkin · « **Reply #253 on:** Thu, 12 June 2014, 14:15:16 »

Quote from: TacticalStache on Thu, 12 June 2014, 10:06:25

I usually say "You can't wear more than one pair of shoes, but you still own more than one" or something to that effect.

Ooooh, that's good. I'm going to use that.

D01 · « **Reply #254 on:** Thu, 12 June 2014, 14:53:49 »

"Where'd ya get that old thing?" is usually the first thing people say.

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #255 on:** Fri, 20 February 2015, 11:54:48 »

One of the 'corporate' IT guys was going around to every pc yesterday and manually updating the virus software with his flash drive and as he begins to type on my keyboard he stops lifts his hands off the keyboard and looks and me with a stupid grin and goes 'wow this is a really nice keyboard, its so smooth and nice to type on.'

I was like 'yeah I'm into keyboards as a hobby, I buy all my own input gear.' Then of course he used the mouse and was like wow its so sensitive (its only 8200 DPI)....then he goes, yeah for me I use all razer gear since I'm into gaming and stuff, he then proceeded to tell me more than I ever wanted to know about his gaming abilities with his razer gear.

FrostyToast · « **Reply #256 on:** Fri, 20 February 2015, 12:00:46 »

Quote from: Sifo on Wed, 17 July 2013, 17:03:21

Quote from: digi on Wed, 17 July 2013, 17:02:17
"You can't even see the letters on your keyboard?!"

"Where are the letters?"

NO DOUBLESHOTS NOW, ONLY BLANKS

But with Tai Hao they put the shot in even if the key is blank.
Next level **** right there. #doubleshotblanks
Kek. (I am aware that Tai Hao is trash)

sethk_ · « **Reply #257 on:** Fri, 20 February 2015, 12:13:05 »

Quote from: FrostyToast on Fri, 20 February 2015, 12:00:46

Quote from: Sifo on Wed, 17 July 2013, 17:03:21
Quote from: digi on Wed, 17 July 2013, 17:02:17
"You can't even see the letters on your keyboard?!"

"Where are the letters?"

NO DOUBLESHOTS NOW, ONLY BLANKS

But with Tai Hao they put the shot in even if the key is blank.
Next level **** right there. #doubleshotblanks
Kek. (I am aware that Tai Hao is trash)

For that premium blank feel

plegnic · « **Reply #258 on:** Fri, 20 February 2015, 12:53:54 »

Quote from: pwnnarwhal on Fri, 20 February 2015, 12:13:05

Quote from: FrostyToast on Fri, 20 February 2015, 12:00:46
Quote from: Sifo on Wed, 17 July 2013, 17:03:21
Quote from: digi on Wed, 17 July 2013, 17:02:17
"You can't even see the letters on your keyboard?!"

"Where are the letters?"

NO DOUBLESHOTS NOW, ONLY BLANKS

But with Tai Hao they put the shot in even if the key is blank.
Next level **** right there. #doubleshotblanks
Kek. (I am aware that Tai Hao is trash)
For that premium blank feel

You can't see the legends but you know they're there... "Who rearranged my keys again?!... Pranksters..."

PunksDead · « **Reply #259 on:** Fri, 20 February 2015, 12:55:58 »

new keyboard comes in the mail!

"Honey, that looks just like the rest of the keyboards in the closet"

azhdar · « **Reply #260 on:** Fri, 20 February 2015, 12:58:06 »

Quote from: PunksDead on Fri, 20 February 2015, 12:55:58

new keyboard comes in the mail!

"Honey, that looks just like the rest of the keyboards in the closet"

lol'd

Whenever I use a 60% : "Where are all the keys???"

wuqe · « **Reply #261 on:** Fri, 20 February 2015, 13:46:20 »

Just twenty minutes ago:

"Where'd you get that keyboard?"
> I explain my Ergodox's custom-built nature.
"Wow! It looks like it would be comfortable to type on."
> I share the ergonomic benefits of the tented and split (and lovely) Ergodox.
"Pretty l33t." (Or "(e)'lite"?)
> I explain the programmable firmware layers (number pad, nav keys).
"Whoa, that's too l33t for me."

That's right, I am too l33t. Interestingly, one guy at work has a TrulyErgonomic.

katushkin · « **Reply #262 on:** Fri, 20 February 2015, 14:32:52 »

Quote from: SpAmRaY on Fri, 20 February 2015, 11:54:48

One of the 'corporate' IT guys was going around to every pc yesterday and manually updating the virus software with his flash drive and as he begins to type on my keyboard he stops lifts his hands off the keyboard and looks and me with a stupid grin and goes 'wow this is a really nice keyboard, its so smooth and nice to type on.'

I was like 'yeah I'm into keyboards as a hobby, I buy all my own input gear.' Then of course he used the mouse and was like wow its so sensitive (its only 8200 DPI)....then he goes, yeah for me I use all razer gear since I'm into gaming and stuff, he then proceeded to tell me more than I ever wanted to know about his gaming abilities with his razer gear.

1337 G4m3rz w1f mah Raz3r ge4r

pesky brat · « **Reply #263 on:** Fri, 20 February 2015, 14:36:35 »

When I told my friend I was selling some caps for $100 he said "Wow, there must be some pretty stupid people out there."

Thanks, I am one of those stupid people.

Sygaldry · « **Reply #264 on:** Fri, 20 February 2015, 14:39:18 »

Referring to my HHKB - wow that is an old school looking keyboard!

Referring to my former GON HHKB - wow that is a super shiny keyboard!

Referring to my former Duck Viper - wow wtf is this thing made of? it weighs a ton!

sethk_ · « **Reply #265 on:** Fri, 20 February 2015, 15:59:03 »

Quote from: Sygaldry on Fri, 20 February 2015, 14:39:18

Referring to my HHKB - wow that is an old school looking keyboard!

Referring to my former GON HHKB - wow that is a super shiny keyboard!

Referring to my former Duck Viper - wow wtf is this thing made of? it weighs a ton!

I see you really like the HHKB layout :>

Sygaldry · « **Reply #266 on:** Fri, 20 February 2015, 16:13:11 »

Quote from: pwnnarwhal on Fri, 20 February 2015, 15:59:03

Quote from: Sygaldry on Fri, 20 February 2015, 14:39:18
Referring to my HHKB - wow that is an old school looking keyboard!

Referring to my former GON HHKB - wow that is a super shiny keyboard!

Referring to my former Duck Viper - wow wtf is this thing made of? it weighs a ton!
I see you really like the HHKB layout :>

The best layout there is!

(well I also have a Realforce and a QFR) >_>

metalliqaz · « **Reply #267 on:** Fri, 20 February 2015, 16:35:19 »

Why is the Escape red?

C5Allroad · « **Reply #268 on:** Fri, 20 February 2015, 23:26:23 »

I don't consider myself one to be putting money into tons of boards. But I still get the "you're ****ing insane. It's pointless" and "that's stupid, like what the **** is a mechanical keyboard?"

katushkin · « **Reply #269 on:** Sat, 21 February 2015, 00:25:55 »

"You've got such an insane, clicky keyboard!"

It has clears... Do you want me to bring in my blues/greens/whites?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!!!!

fanpeople · « **Reply #270 on:** Sat, 21 February 2015, 00:30:57 »

My friend came around the other day takes one look at my Model M and says.... "don't you think its time to get a new keyboard".

Mandolin · « **Reply #271 on:** Sat, 21 February 2015, 00:52:27 »

katushkin · « **Reply #272 on:** Sat, 21 February 2015, 00:54:30 »

Quote from: Mandolin on Sat, 21 February 2015, 00:52:27

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Author Topic: Things (average) People Say About Your Keyboard(s) (Read 31399 times)