Got a box today from Taiwan.
Oh man, look at that sexy blue EMS logo. Personally Blue is probably my favorite of the big three colors, yellow being a close second, because they make green, and I like green.
Sexy Corner, and lookit that beautiful JIF in the background, and I don't mean the type of image that moves, I mean some of that sweet, delicious, creamy peanut butter. Smooth peanut butter is way better than that crunchy ****, disagree with me? 1v1 me bro.
WATCHU KNOW ABOUT CNS 2354 SPECIFICATIONS!? *****, 25 KILOGRAMS, that's 55 POUNDS for you ignorant Americans, this box can definitely handle some disgruntled post worker, unlike them padded envelopes who cry to their mommies when you look at them the wrong way.
No words, this is probably the best picture I ever took, notice how the postal worker tried to bump a hole in the box, but that Postal Administration Republic of China (Taiwan) said, ***** pls, gtfo.
Good enough to be a pin-up box, I might need a minute after this one.
Alright, while cleaning up, someone decided to rip the box open an reveal the juicy insides.
OH MENG, dem DK1087's so rare now bro since they're discontinued, heck practically vintage. What a steal, NIB Rare Vintage DK1087.
I noticed this thing, some kind of Skype thing, I haven't a clue what it can be.
It's hard to tell, but that's at least double wrappeds with tape, they take no precautions of something ripping this open, except an excited white boy.
ohhhhh cutting
mooreeee.
almost done.
now we gotta fist it.
so that's what that skype thing was, 30 free minutes. hmm. interesting.
LOOKIT DAT INVOICE, Taiwanese don't mess around with their paper, this wasn't none of that TP paper, this was some legit 20lb paper.
Tease it.
aaaand full frontal.
One tab.
Done.
Second tab in one swift motion. GET READY FOR THE REVEAL!
WAT.
Iz just kiddin OuO It came wrapped in some plastic condom thing.
here it comes.
and I lost the picture of the actual board ¯\_(*・ω・)_/¯
