You need to pull up a 122 Model F
>walk into classroom
>sit down
>people next to me have laptops with chiclet scissor switches
>so pleb
>set down backpack
>pull out large chunk of metal
>it's a 40lb beam spring board
>use usb otg to hook up to tablet
>professor speaks up
"Um, CommunistWitchDr, what exactly is that"
"Keyboard, need it to takes notes"
>he looks puzzled but ignores it
>lecture starts
>start typing as prof talks
>150 wpm
>ringing-metal.mp3
>again with this professor douche
"That's a little loud for the classroom, I'm going to have to ask you to stop"
>what the ****
"And how do you propose I take notes?"
"Like a normal student"
"On my tablet? Have you ever used a touch screen keyboard, they're worse than membranes!"
>idiot doesn't even know what I'm talking about
"Just stop"
"Fine"
>lies.jpg
>lesson starts back up
>start typing
>up to 175 wpm
"CommunistWitchDr!"
>200 wpm
>sounds like machinegun fire
>250 wpm
>class starts cheering
>300 wpm
>laptop rubber dome keyboards explode
>500 wpm
>truck full of model f boards crashes into class
>everyone starts typing
>professor starts crying and runs out
"That's what you get, rubber dome pleb."
>toss fedora into air, it does a perfect spiral and lands on my head
>turn 360 degrees and moonwalk out
>dean runs into me on the way out
>gives me $100 and a space cadet keyboard
"Thank you CommunistWitchDr, I had no idea we employed plebs of this tier here"
"Don't thank me, thank IBM"
>shades on
>applause
>fade to black