I have a confession. I kill keyboards

I have been through many, many keyboards over the years from early IBM keyboards that weighed 5kilos, cheap shop bought keyboards, OEM keyboards and my own mid-range gaming keyboards. My weapon of choice seems to be Kahlua White Russian or Bailey's Irish Cream.
However after putting up with a cheapy Texet keyboard for the last year as a penance for killing my old Saitek i have decided to treat myself and there is a new Ducky Shine III with Brown Switches and "Purple" backlight. I've already caught the bug and have a couple of new keycaps on order but i need more UK resources to trawl!
I can see this place being bad for my wallet

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