What's Bothering You? (The thread about what is bothering you.)

[romevi]

Guacamole is gross. Come at me.

And I held you in such high esteem...

[FLFisherman]

Guacamole is gross. Come at me.

And I held you in such high esteem...

I agree with hashbaz. It's pretty nasty, as are the avocados they come from.

[nubbinator]

Guacamole is gross. Come at me.

And I held you in such high esteem...

I agree with hashbaz. It's pretty nasty, as are the avocados they come from.

Probably because you've only ever had ****ty hipster guac that added peas to it or some bull**** like that.

[hashbaz]

Guacamole is gross. Come at me.

And I held you in such high esteem...

Sometimes senpai's not all she's cracked up to be. 

[FLFisherman]

Guacamole is gross. Come at me.

And I held you in such high esteem...

I agree with hashbaz. It's pretty nasty, as are the avocados they come from.

Probably because you've only ever had ****ty hipster guac that added peas to it or some bull**** like that.

I have tried both homemade and prepackaged. We have at least a hundred avocados a year because of our trees, and it's a veritable avocado orgy. I just could never acquire a taste for it though.

Now when the mangos ripen, oh my goodness. I go on a fruit diet.

And on-topic, I am extremely bothered by drivers down here. Someone nearly merged into me. I drive a pickup truck. How does one not see that?

[hashbaz]

Now when the mangos ripen, oh my goodness. I go on a fruit diet.

Mangos are nectar of the gods. Best fruit, except possibly for really fresh pineapple.

[Dongulator]

Guacamole is gross. Come at me.

Do you like avocados?

[hashbaz]

I don't dislike them, but, ehh not really.

[HoffmanMyster]

Guacamole is gross. Come at me.

And I held you in such high esteem...

Sometimes senpai's not all she's cracked up to be. 

And sometimes she's just wrong. 

[iLLucionist]

Guacamole is gross. Come at me.

And I held you in such high esteem...

I agree with hashbaz. It's pretty nasty, as are the avocados they come from.

Probably because you've only ever had ****ty hipster guac that added peas to it or some bull**** like that.

I have tried both homemade and prepackaged. We have at least a hundred avocados a year because of our trees, and it's a veritable avocado orgy. I just could never acquire a taste for it though.

Now when the mangos ripen, oh my goodness. I go on a fruit diet.

And on-topic, I am extremely bothered by drivers down here. Someone nearly merged into me. I drive a pickup truck. How does one not see that?

I eat guacamole almost thrice a week, always make it myself (avocado, garlic, citron juice, tomato, red onion, bit of salt and pepper). I love it. I would like those trees mmmmmmmm

[demik]

Guacamole is gross. Come at me.

And I held you in such high esteem...

Sometimes senpai's not all she's cracked up to be. 

And sometimes she's just wrong. 

How does she walk around being wrong all day? Guac is the hhkb of dip/condiments/everything. It's just... wonderful.

[FLFisherman]

Guacamole is gross. Come at me.

And I held you in such high esteem...

I agree with hashbaz. It's pretty nasty, as are the avocados they come from.

Probably because you've only ever had ****ty hipster guac that added peas to it or some bull**** like that.

I have tried both homemade and prepackaged. We have at least a hundred avocados a year because of our trees, and it's a veritable avocado orgy. I just could never acquire a taste for it though.

Now when the mangos ripen, oh my goodness. I go on a fruit diet.

And on-topic, I am extremely bothered by drivers down here. Someone nearly merged into me. I drive a pickup truck. How does one not see that?

I eat guacamole almost thrice a week, always make it myself (avocado, garlic, citron juice, tomato, red onion, bit of salt and pepper). I love it. I would like those trees mmmmmmmm

Then move on down to Miami and plant one (or five). We had an avocado tree that gave us an entire garbage bin's worth of fruit. It weighed at least 80 pounds. And that was just one day of pickup. Over the weeks it must have dropped about 500 avocados.

[xtrafrood]

Man, Mangos are my favorite fruit. I don't have a mango or a guac right now and that makes me sad 

[romevi]

Guacamole is gross. Come at me.

And I held you in such high esteem...

Sometimes senpai's not all she's cracked up to be. 

 )

[demik]

Man, Mangos are my favorite fruit. I don't have a mango or a guac right now and that makes me sad 

Bruh. Mangos, green apples, and watermelon. Best fruits ever.

[hashbaz]

How does she walk around being wrong all day? Guac is the hhkb of dip/condiments/everything. It's just... wonderful.

* hashbaz imagines avocado-based keyswitch mechanism

Talk about buttery smooth.

[demik]

Exactly. GUAC is the only lube I'd use in my hhkb. #guachhkblyfe

[appleonama]

I was going through a debt phase but I just got a case settlement. How do I control myself from spending more  I need to start putting myself back together.

[fanpeople]

Why the **** does Apple need an internet connection to ****ing show me my music that is stored on my phone.

**** YOU APPLE

Hipster products for hipster kiddes. They dont need to be practical.

They're on the way to a billion iPhones sold. You can't really get much more mainstream than that.

Course, they doesn't want you to know that. It's all about that Apple image mang. These things totally aren't pumped out of Foxconn factories at a breakneck pace.

The real hipsters are using Motorola Razr v3s 

man I loved that phone don't you put that evil on those.

[hashbaz]

You feed in avocado slices into one side of your keyboard, and as you type they are turned into delicious guac while simultaneously providing exceptional keyswitch feel during the mashing process. At the end of typing session, simply remove the guac and enjoy or store for later.

[demik]

I was going through a debt phase but I just got a case settlement. How do I control myself from spending more  I need to start putting myself back together.

deposit it in my bank account, i'll keep it safe.

[demik]

You feed in avocado slices into one side of your keyboard, and as you type they are turned into delicious guac while simultaneously providing exceptional keyswitch feel during the mashing process. At the end of typing session, simply remove the guac and enjoy or store for later.

you may be onto something there hash. cooking with keyboards!

[azhdar]

told u guys guac is bad

[demik]

guac doesn't come in azerty, so it can't be bad.

[azhdar]

guac doesn't come in azerty, so it can't be bad.

nor does hhkb yet both are garbage

[demik]

that's the best part. no french hands will ever touch a hhkb since it doesn't have a terrible layout

[appleonama]

told u guys guac is bad

coming from the guy who 'probably' eats snails 

[azhdar]

that's the best part. no french hands will ever touch a hhkb since it doesn't have a terrible layout

I know of at least 5 frenchies that touched hhkb, myself included.

[demik]

that's the best part. no french hands will ever touch a hhkb since it doesn't have a terrible layout

I know of at least 5 frenchies that touched hhkb, myself included.

shhh, lets pretend that never happened

[hashbaz]

told u guys guac is bad

coming from the guy who 'probably' eats snails 

I've had escargot, and I can confidently say that it is much grosser than guacamole.

[FLFisherman]

told u guys guac is bad

coming from the guy who 'probably' eats snails 

I've had escargot, and I can confidently say that it is much grosser than guacamole.

Really? I thought escargot was great!

[demik]

why the hell are you guys eating damn bugs

[alexjd99]

told u guys guac is bad

coming from the guy who 'probably' eats snails 

I've had escargot, and I can confidently say that it is much grosser than guacamole.

I hate to live in a world where some people think snails are better than guac 
It's one thing to not like it, but to say escargot is better is just blasphemy

[azhdar]

why the hell are you guys eating damn bugs

it's a Gastropoda, but ye it's weird, not my thing really

[hashbaz]

told u guys guac is bad

coming from the guy who 'probably' eats snails 

I've had escargot, and I can confidently say that it is much grosser than guacamole.

I hate to live in a world where some people think snails are better than guac 
It's one thing to not like it, but to say escargot is better is just blasphemy

Good thing I said that escargot is not better than guacamole.

[xtrafrood]

told u guys guac is bad

coming from the guy who 'probably' eats snails 

I've had escargot, and I can confidently say that it is much grosser than guacamole.

I hate to live in a world where some people think snails are better than guac 
It's one thing to not like it, but to say escargot is better is just blasphemy

Good thing I said that escargot is not better than guacamole.

Thank god, to me escargot tastes like fishy sauteed mushrooms. 

[SpAmRaY]

Who buys a little kid chickens for a birthday gift?

[iamtootallforthis]

My dreams.

They're no longer enjoyable and more own than not downright haunting.

[whmeltonjr]

All of you people that don't like guac are dead to me.

[iamtootallforthis]

All of you people that don't like guac are dead to me.

Good thing I love guac!

[whmeltonjr]

All of you people that don't like guac are dead to me.

Good thing I love guac!

I knew you would be a fellow guac lover. No way anyone with a stormtrooper HHKB could be a guac hater.  Plus, you got that cool drunk thread.

[iamtootallforthis]

All of you people that don't like guac are dead to me.

Good thing I love guac!

I knew you would be a fellow guac lover. No way anyone with a stormtrooper HHKB could be a guac hater.  Plus, you got that cool drunk thread.

Haha thanks man!

You can thank CPTBadAss and vodka for that thread though.  )

[demik]

Who buys a little kid chickens for a birthday gift?

Farmersonly.com

CITY FOLK JUST DONT UNDERSTAND

[whmeltonjr]

All of you people that don't like guac are dead to me.

Good thing I love guac!

I knew you would be a fellow guac lover. No way anyone with a stormtrooper HHKB could be a guac hater.  Plus, you got that cool drunk thread.

Haha thanks man!

You can thank CPTBadAss and vodka for that thread though.  )

I assume CPT likes guac too. He's good people so he better anyway.

[demik]

Stormtrooper hhkb meeting in full effect

[iamtootallforthis]

Stormtrooper hhkb meeting in full effect

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Love the purple accents!

[beehatch]

Stormtrooper hhkb meeting in full effect

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are you retarded?

[demik]

Stormtrooper hhkb meeting in full effect

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are you retarded?

Lil bit. But only so you don't feel alone in your retardism.

[iamtootallforthis]

Stormtrooper hhkb meeting in full effect

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are you retarded?

Lil bit. But only so you don't feel alone in your retardism.

Hahaha

[beehatch]

Stormtrooper hhkb meeting in full effect

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are you retarded?

Lil bit. But only so you don't feel alone in your retardism.

Hahaha

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