Bro Caps Therapy

[nubbinator]

When one door closes, a window opens.

Does that mean a doorway opens when a window closes?

[baldgye]

When one door closes, a window opens.

Does that mean a doorway opens when a window closes?

I think it means jd needs to invest in better doors and windows

[Bevo]

I wouldn't open my windows for anyone...

[heedpantsnow]

I wouldn't open my windows for anyone...

Your back door then?

[Bromono]

I wouldn't open my windows for anyone...

ill open my back door to you

[iamtootallforthis]

The more I look at the Nightstalker Reaper II, the more I want it. Such an amazing cap but I know it will be a monumental task to obtain one.

[heedpantsnow]

I wouldn't open my windows for anyone...

ill open my back door to you

:insert gif of excited baby:

[Fire Brand]

When one door closes, a window opens.

Does that mean a doorway opens when a window closes?

I think it means jd needs to invest in better doors and windows

I know a very well known window salesman that can do buy one get one free

[BunnyLake]

When one door closes, a window opens.

i assure you, the window has closed, try the door again

[jdcarpe]

When one door closes, a window opens.

i assure you, the window has closed, try the door again

What if I told you, there is no spoon?

[BunnyLake]

When one door closes, a window opens.

i assure you, the window has closed, try the door again

What if I told you, there is no spoon?

I SEE YOUVE PLAYED KNIFEY SPOONY BEFORE

[baldgye]

When one door closes, a window opens.

Does that mean a doorway opens when a window closes?

I think it means jd needs to invest in better doors and windows

I know a very well known window salesman that can do buy one get one free

but does it include free fitting?

[riotonthebay]

When one door closes, a window opens.

i assure you, the window has closed, try the door again

What if I only have escape hatches?

[MAR82]

[romevi]

When one door closes, a window opens.

i assure you, the window has closed, try the door again

What if I only have escape hatches?

What if a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to listen, but my left nostril still will whistle whenever I pet a kitten?

[dgneo]

When one door closes, a window opens.

i assure you, the window has closed, try the door again

What if I told you, there is no spoon?

[jdcarpe]

When one door closes, a window opens.

i assure you, the window has closed, try the door again

What if I only have escape hatches?

What if a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to listen, but my left nostril still will whistle whenever I pet a kitten?

It is the sound of one hand clapping, my son.

[trees]

When one door closes, a window opens.

i assure you, the window has closed, try the door again

What if I only have escape hatches?

What if a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to listen, but my left nostril still will whistle whenever I pet a kitten?

I do my best to not fall over in forests. I dont like to be dirty and hate bugs.

[Fire Brand]

When one door closes, a window opens.

Does that mean a doorway opens when a window closes?

I think it means jd needs to invest in better doors and windows

I know a very well known window salesman that can do buy one get one free

but does it include free fitting?

He does indeed include free fitting.

[baldgye]

When one door closes, a window opens.

Does that mean a doorway opens when a window closes?

I think it means jd needs to invest in better doors and windows

I know a very well known window salesman that can do buy one get one free

but does it include free fitting?

He does indeed include free fitting.

[baldgye]

also let me into the god damn sub reddit baldgye3000 whats up *****es

[HoffmanMyster]

My storm window is actually stuck open. 

Bro, can you help me close it?

[Belfong]

What if he’s just saying his MS Windows 95 has just shutdown? Maybe that’s it.

[FLFisherman]

I think he was trying to use voice commands to Google something but then his SO interrupted him and blamed him for the flood in the living room.

He angrily gets up and goes the window and notices it's cracked open. It's stuck.

With a grunt and a heave he shuts it and goes back to his phone.

He'll worry about the water and flooding later. He's got stuff to do.

His SO comes back.

"Did you fix it?! There's water everywhere! What are you going to do about it?"

With an exasperated sigh he mutters,

"the window is closed."

[jdcarpe]

I think he was trying to use voice commands...

Okay, Google, the window is closed.

Siri, the window is closed.

Cortana, the window is closed.

Alexa, the window is closed.

(is it bad that I have all of these?)

[FLFisherman]

I think he was trying to use voice commands...

Okay, Google, the window is closed.

Siri, the window is closed.

Cortana, the window is closed.

Alexa, the window is closed.

(is it bad that I have all of these?)

You should put them all next to each other and give all those commands. See if their replies are registered between each other, causing a feedback loop of nonsense.

[HoffmanMyster]

I think he was trying to use voice commands...

Okay, Google, the window is closed.

Siri, the window is closed.

Cortana, the window is closed.

Alexa, the window is closed.

(is it bad that I have all of these?)

You should put them all next to each other and give all those commands. See if their replies are registered between each other, causing a feedback loop of nonsense.

If any of them let you choose your own "name", change it to one of the others' voice command triggers.  Start the loop by asking one a question, and let them go around in a circle talking to each other. 

[strict]

The weather has been nice enough here in PA lately I actually had a window open driving home today.

[ApocalypseMaow]

What did I miss!!!

[dgneo]

What did I miss!!!

The window. It closed.

[riotonthebay]

What did I miss!!!

Something about windows and doors and infinite sadness.

[FLFisherman]

What did I miss!!!

the window is closed.

[jdcarpe]

What did I miss!!!

Something about windows and doors and infinite sadness.

and mellon collies?

[1swt2gs]

Why do I have a feeling this is Bro right now



WHAT WINDOW!?!?!? 

[strict]

and mellon collies?

[rowdy]

The fish is in the kettle, said rowdy, chiming in several hours too late.

Anyway, the window is closed, mainly because I'm using a Mac, not Windows.

[FLFisherman]

Every time I see the official Bro Caps Sale Thread get updated I have a mini heart attack because I think I've missed something important. This will be my first time entering a Bro raffle and I don't plan on missing anything. 

[SpAmRaY]

I think he was trying to use voice commands...

Okay, Google, the window is closed.

Siri, the window is closed.

Cortana, the window is closed.

Alexa, the window is closed.

(is it bad that I have all of these?)

Is alexa the amazon one?

[Solo]

I wonder if there's anyone that has gotten in on every Bro sale ever.

[nubbinator]

Alright, how many marijuanas have you all had?

[Michael]

Alright, how many marijuanas have you all had?

I once had 20 whole marijuanas. True story.

[HoffmanMyster]

Alright, how many marijuanas have you all had?

I once had 20 whole marijuanas. True story.

I had 20 marijuanas tonight.

[user 18]

I wonder if there's anyone that has gotten in on every Bro sale ever.

I would imagine not. Some of the sales have been quite tiny.

[nubbinator]

I wonder if there's anyone that has gotten in on every Bro sale ever.

I would imagine not. Some of the sales have been quite tiny.

Yup. I lucked into one that was four caps in total.

[Michael]

I wonder if there's anyone that has gotten in on every Bro sale ever.

Yes

[raymogi]

I wonder if there's anyone that has gotten in on every Bro sale ever.

Yes

To be expected.

[CommonCurt]

I wonder if there's anyone that has gotten in on every Bro sale ever.

Yes

I should have known that 

[Michael]

I wonder if there's anyone that has gotten in on every Bro sale ever.

Yes

To be expected.

Actually... that might not be 100% accurate...

[nubbinator]

Alright, how many marijuanas have you all had?

I once had 20 whole marijuanas. True story.

[jdcarpe]

Alright, how many marijuanas have you all had?

I once had 20 whole marijuanas. True story.

I had 20 marijuanas tonight.

I had all the marijuanas.


I'm just kidding. Do you even marijuana, bro? No, I don't.