where is demik?! I thought he's going Viet Nam to kick K3KC's ass?!
Reporting live from vietnam.
Too hot to fight. Slowly dying.
Adrian Cronauer: "Hey, uh, hi. Can you help me? What's your name?"
Roosevelt E. Roosevelt: "My name's Roosevelt E. Roosevelt."
AC: "Roosevelt, what town are you stationed in?"
RER: "I'm stationed in Poontang."
AC: "Well, thank you, Roosevelt. What's the weather like out there?"
RER: "It's hot. Damn hot! Real hot! Hottest things is my shorts. I could cook things in it. A little crotch pot cooking."
AC: "Well, can you tell me what it feels like."
RER: "Fool, it's hot! I told you again! Were you born on the sun? It's damn hot! I saw - It's so damn hot, I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames. It's that hot! Do you know what I'm talking about."
AC: "What do you think it's going to be like tonight?"
RER: "It's gonna be hot and wet! That's nice if you're with a lady, but it ain't no good if you're in the jungle."
AC: "Thank you, Roosevelt."