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Offline Photoelectric

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[IC] #GOLD NAIL POLISH for Enhanced Typing Precision
« on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 17:10:47 »
Friends and Colleagues,

I am excited to bring to your attention some news regarding a revolutionary advancement in typing precision!

Have you ever used or read about mice with adjustable weights in them?  The weight changes the moment of inertia of a mouse and makes the movements you make more in tune with your preferences.  Why has this concept not been applied to typing?  One can only wonder about this missed opportunity.

Geekhackers everywhere have experimented with #gold springs, and found that they produce enhanced typing experience, changing behavior of the spring just so. 

Now, you can add more weight to your fingers with this 90% pure 24-carat GOLD NAILPOLISH!



At just $200 a bottle, it can be yours!

But wait, there is more!  There is a Super Premium Version with 95% pure 28-carat GOLD and FINELY GROUND MANDOLIN CRYSTALS that is specially attuned with the gold in your #goldsprings for extra speedy typing!  Your fingers are practically guided to the springs by gold-magnetic attraction!



Yours for a bargain of $500 a bottle! 

Every real pro typist should have a bottle on hand!  Want to reach 160 WPM speed?  This nail polish might be the one for YOU!

I have secured a limited-time deal for the extra elite crew on this forum, so please express your interest ASAP! 

UPDATE: LIMITED QUANTITY--ACT FAST!
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Re: [IC] #GOLD NAIL POLISH for Enhanced Typing Precision
« Reply #1 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 17:12:55 »
I was concerned about quality when I read that it was only $200 a bottle, but thankfully the price is increased to $500 a bottle a couple paragraphs later. I can get on board at $500 a bottle.
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Re: [IC] #GOLD NAIL POLISH for Enhanced Typing Precision
« Reply #2 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 17:12:57 »
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Re: [IC] #GOLD NAIL POLISH for Enhanced Typing Precision
« Reply #3 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 17:14:40 »
I thought Sifo was the threadstarter, boy was I wrong! :P
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Re: [IC] #GOLD NAIL POLISH for Enhanced Typing Precision
« Reply #4 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 17:16:54 »
A$AP ROCKY
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Re: [IC] #GOLD NAIL POLISH for Enhanced Typing Precision
« Reply #5 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 17:18:25 »
Dibs
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Re: [IC] #GOLD NAIL POLISH for Enhanced Typing Precision
« Reply #6 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 17:18:46 »
Quote from: Photoelectric on Tue, 01 April 2014, 17:10:47
Want to reach 160 WPM speed?

What is my projected WPM after putting this **** on my fingers? What if it put it on my keycaps?

Quote from: epzy on Tue, 01 April 2014, 17:14:40
I thought Sifo was the threadstarter, boy was I wrong! :P

It was my "great find" so I pm'd photoelectric to start the IC
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Re: [IC] #GOLD NAIL POLISH for Enhanced Typing Precision
« Reply #7 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 17:19:41 »
Aaah, I see... :cool:
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Re: [IC] #GOLD NAIL POLISH for Enhanced Typing Precision
« Reply #8 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 17:20:19 »
If you wish to reach Sifo's level of greatness, buy this nailpolish for authentic #legitballing!

IC updated to include the fact that the super-premium version includes mandolin crystals.
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Re: [IC] #GOLD NAIL POLISH for Enhanced Typing Precision
« Reply #9 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 17:21:07 »
$500 a bottle???

I'll take 2. At least.
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Re: [IC] #GOLD NAIL POLISH for Enhanced Typing Precision
« Reply #10 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 17:27:22 »
Pics of Sifo with gold nail polish. Now.

I'll take a $500 bottle so I can PAINT the black heatshrink on my #GOLDPLATED USB Cables!  :)
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Re: [IC] #GOLD NAIL POLISH for Enhanced Typing Precision
« Reply #11 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 17:32:40 »
Quote from: Photoelectric on Tue, 01 April 2014, 17:10:47
Have you ever used or read about mice with adjustable weights in them?  The weight changes the moment of inertia of a mouse and makes the movements you make more in tune with your preferences.  Why has this concept not been applied to typing?  One can only wonder about this missed opportunity.


lead is denser than gold
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Re: [IC] #GOLD NAIL POLISH for Enhanced Typing Precision
« Reply #12 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 17:38:47 »
wrong forum
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Re: [IC] #GOLD NAIL POLISH for Enhanced Typing Precision
« Reply #13 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 17:42:09 »
Will this product help me to not #bottom-out?  I hear that is the ultimate key to typing speed dominance and superiority.
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Re: [IC] #GOLD NAIL POLISH for Enhanced Typing Precision
« Reply #14 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 17:46:02 »
I've been told I'm the American Sifo. That means I'm already hovering around 120 WPM. Do I really stand to gain 40 WPM?

Also why not 32 karat gold? I heard it has longer staying power so you don't have to apply as often.
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Re: [IC] #GOLD NAIL POLISH for Enhanced Typing Precision
« Reply #15 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 18:21:58 »
Mandolin crystals? I'm so in.
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Re: [IC] #GOLD NAIL POLISH for Enhanced Typing Precision
« Reply #16 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 18:37:37 »
Will you ship international?
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Re: [IC] #GOLD NAIL POLISH for Enhanced Typing Precision
« Reply #17 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 18:45:47 »
Quote from: Pacifist on Tue, 01 April 2014, 17:32:40
[lead is denser than gold
pls

Quote from: Zeal on Tue, 01 April 2014, 17:27:22
Pics of Sifo with gold nail polish. Now.

I'll take a $500 bottle so I can PAINT the black heatshrink on my #GOLDPLATED USB Cables!  :)
that's exactly the right way of thinking about these polishes!  Maximize your #gold content!

Quote from: demik on Tue, 01 April 2014, 17:38:47
wrong forum
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Quote from: MOZ on Tue, 01 April 2014, 18:37:37
Will you ship international?
Of course.  Shipping will be done via personal attendants delivering your nail poilsh directly, along a hot lemon-scented towelette, and offering a first-time polish application demo.
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Re: [IC] #GOLD NAIL POLISH for Enhanced Typing Precision
« Reply #18 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 19:15:41 »
In for 2 or 3.  Ground mandolin crystals are hard to come by these days.
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Re: [IC] #GOLD NAIL POLISH for Enhanced Typing Precision
« Reply #19 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 19:59:55 »
What is this nonsense?  I'm locking this thread.
I get the joke
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Re: [IC] #GOLD NAIL POLISH for Enhanced Typing Precision
« Reply #20 on: Tue, 01 April 2014, 20:02:46 »
hahahahahahahaha lol.

This was nicely done xD
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