after some recent positive news HipsterPunks walks into his basement and stares at a dilapidated lab,
left in pieces after the great mental breakdown, he slowly regains memories as he pilfers through old notebooks scattered with hastily written recipes and begins kicking old resin bottles out of the way.
he pulls off a tarp that covered his compressor and realizes what needs to be done...
Congrats on you new job?
And I think I know what you need to do.
1) Take compressor and make compressed air.
2) Set mirror up in basement
3) Use compressed air to blow hair majestically
4) Send nude selfie with hair blowing in the wind to CPTBadAss
Am I right?