First of all, no one ever said Topre was the be all, end all for everyone. If Dustin tried it and didn't like it, its not like he beat some hidden system and should be revered. Plenty of people have tried Topre and prefer MX. jdcarpe comes to mind right away, though there are many others. Just because the people who like it are more vocal about it doesn't mean the entire forum should have to. If you haven't learned this hobby is all subjective and based solely on how everything feels to you personally, I don't know what to tell you...
As to the tour, the problem is there are so many different configurations. If Hoffman toured his FC660C, you would only feel one type. You might love it or hate it, but what if that one configuration isn't for you? Would you disregard all Topre boards then? That would be like trying Browns and saying all MX sucks because you didn't like them.