I think Kishsaver looks ugly as ****
I think the only IBM boards worth getting are Model Fs; however, all Model F keyboards have a horrible layout.
Thank you.  I agree with this statement for the most part.  However, Model M's are definitely better than most everything available currently.
I just can't get behind Model Ms.  They've all felt lackluster to me.  Orange, Cream, Green, Salmon, and Blue Alps and the HHKB are way better, IMO.  It's a wash with stock MX, at least with linear and tactile, Blues and Greens just suck. Modded linear and tactile MX switches are better though.
Of course, I don't care for clicky keyboards, so I already have that against the Model M.
I don't quite understand the meaning of what you just stated.  If you don't care much for clicky keyboards, but adore the Model F, *which can be 
more clicky than any Model M; (especially with the solenoid) you are contradicting everything you say about IBM clicky keyboards to begin with.
Maybe you just have a "vintage" care about the Model F, (which I understand), but that just solidifies what I mean about the Model M. 
I am just trying to sort through your contradictions Nubbinator.  No matter how I look at it, you seem to have opposite to what you say in the past as compared to what you are saying now. 
I said that Model F keyboards are clumsy and awkward.  I still believe that, and you affirmed it.