My first attempt was around 165 wpm, but then I fumbled the last few words and gave up. Haven't been able to come close since then, and keep raging with each mistake, so this is where I'll give up:

Still not sure if this giveaway is even open

edit:

i'll pump one out higher, didn't realize we could do the same one over and over again

kind of makes it easy when you can just do it from memory.