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Offline Air tree

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******* cat.
« on: Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:17:14 »
I love my cat, but f***k... She decides it's a good idea to bump from off the top of my bed, onto my desk and spill a glass of lemonade all over, soaking a thick stack of writing paper, almost soaking my HHKB (It just got onto the case and it was unplugged already. All is good)

Now my f***king desk smells like lemonade. I vow never to bring drinks to my desk again. Because my god damn cat does not have the COMMON SENSE not to jump on my desk and not knock over a glass of lemonade. God damn cats these days... NO MANNERS.
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Re: ******* cat.
« Reply #1 on: Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:18:26 »
My cat decided that key caps are toys.  She will chew through bags and dig into things to find them, then bat them around the house and lose them.  Fortunately she's only found caps I use for molding so far.
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Re: ******* cat.
« Reply #2 on: Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:21:42 »
sometimes you gotta teach that **** who's in charge.
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Re: ******* cat.
« Reply #3 on: Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:25:10 »
Quote from: demik on Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:21:42
sometimes you gotta teach that **** who's in charge.
You're right... Currently, my **** thinks I'm her *****.. I GOTTA CHANGE THIS.
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Re: ******* cat.
« Reply #4 on: Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:28:03 »
you just gotta bend that **** over and teach it who's boss.

may i suggest a tool?

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Re: ******* cat.
« Reply #5 on: Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:30:15 »
Quote from: demik on Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:28:03
you just gotta bend that **** over and teach it who's boss.

may i suggest a tool?

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Re: ******* cat.
« Reply #6 on: Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:30:23 »
I feel pretty lucky, all my cat ever does it sit in my chair.
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Re: ******* cat.
« Reply #7 on: Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:44:44 »
Here is the ******* in it's natural habitat. As you can see, it has a unique evil twinge within it's eyes.
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Re: ******* cat.
« Reply #8 on: Sat, 20 June 2015, 02:58:13 »
Put a cat sized box on the end of your desk. It's proven to work.
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Re: ******* cat.
« Reply #9 on: Sat, 20 June 2015, 04:09:29 »
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Re: ******* cat.
« Reply #10 on: Sat, 20 June 2015, 05:14:51 »
Quote from: demik on Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:28:03
you just gotta bend that **** over and teach it who's boss.

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Re: ******* cat.
« Reply #11 on: Sat, 20 June 2015, 05:30:16 »
shrekt. you can/should do what I do and only drink out of bottles when at the PC :)
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Re: ******* cat.
« Reply #12 on: Sat, 20 June 2015, 09:43:22 »
Quote from: Air tree on Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:44:44
Here is the ******* in it's natural habitat. As you can see, it has a unique evil twinge within it's eyes.

Oh man, a calico? No wonder she's a crazy *****. Every calico cat I've met/had is insane. I also have one right now.



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Re: ******* cat.
« Reply #13 on: Sat, 20 June 2015, 10:07:07 »
Cats are so cute :3
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Re: ******* cat.
« Reply #14 on: Sat, 20 June 2015, 11:16:24 »
Quote from: Air tree on Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:17:14
Now my f***king desk smells like lemonade.
I'm not sure how this isn't a good thing
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Re: ******* cat.
« Reply #15 on: Sat, 20 June 2015, 11:37:37 »

Quote from: hwood34 on Sat, 20 June 2015, 11:16:24
Quote from: Air tree on Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:17:14
Now my f***king desk smells like lemonade.
I'm not sure how this isn't a good thing

I bet his desk is stickier than normal ;)
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Re: ******* cat.
« Reply #16 on: Sat, 20 June 2015, 18:23:23 »
Quote from: beehatch on Sat, 20 June 2015, 09:43:22
Quote from: Air tree on Sat, 20 June 2015, 00:44:44
Here is the ******* in it's natural habitat. As you can see, it has a unique evil twinge within it's eyes.
mycatiscuterthanyours




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Re: ******* cat.
« Reply #17 on: Sun, 21 June 2015, 03:23:06 »
my cat has been giving me a hard time all night ... he wants to go out...it is dangerous outside at night (coyotes, owls..etc) so we keep him inside every night for years and years... but tonight he seems to have forgotten that it isn't go outside time and it is never go outside time after dark... cat just been cruising up and down the house meowing and jumping up on my desk ...etc...


oh well cats are awesome... here is my cat Fitz here:

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Re: ******* cat.
« Reply #18 on: Mon, 22 June 2015, 08:50:11 »
Everybody knows you love ur **** cat.So you can keep her warm in ur stomach
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Re: ******* cat.
« Reply #19 on: Mon, 22 June 2015, 08:51:10 »
dogs>cats
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