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why does my samurai sound like Japanese Batman?
im so glad you've stopped flipping the spacebar
Ready for an amazing joke?What did Tennessee?MoreThe same thing ArkansasThat's probably worse than the time I farted so hard I had to crab walk to the bathroom for a shower and a change of clothes.
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.
All ur platelets are belongz to Deztiny
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 23 March 2015, 15:14:18tp thread is tp threadSometimes it's like he accidentally makes a thread instead of a google search.
tp thread is tp thread
hi hoff
Hey hofmeester
hi hoff!
I wonder... because of your size, do you give extra?
Make it a double at the bar afterwards.You'll be extra loopy.
Dis mah machineIt doesn't like me
Why you like getting vampired so much?
Quote from: absyrd on Mon, 16 November 2015, 18:01:59Why you like getting vampired so much?The goth me likes this so much. Next time I go to give blood I'm using this line. It is mine now!Hi Hoff!
Quote from: inanis on Mon, 16 November 2015, 18:11:24Quote from: absyrd on Mon, 16 November 2015, 18:01:59Why you like getting vampired so much?The goth me likes this so much. Next time I go to give blood I'm using this line. It is mine now!Hi Hoff!Destiny call the IV team vampires... then she started doing it to any and all nurses and docs that stuck her. I think I taught her a bad thing.
Why the **** are cats so scared of cucumbers?
Quote from: absyrd on Mon, 16 November 2015, 18:15:34Why the **** are cats so scared of cucumbers?What are you doing to your cat??That's not where cucumbers go, absyrd...
It wants 7.3x10^11 of these suckers.
Can we get them to build the Alps ten feet higher and get Cherry to pay for it?
Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Mon, 16 November 2015, 17:54:47It wants 7.3x10^11 of these suckers. What units is that in? Centimetres?
Quote from: katushkin on Mon, 16 November 2015, 18:23:09Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Mon, 16 November 2015, 17:54:47It wants 7.3x10^11 of these suckers. What units is that in? Centimetres?I asked them and they don't know. It's clearly not anything on a visible scale cause I assure you I do not have trillions of cenimetres, millilitres, or anything of that sort in my body. I know I'm big, but not that big! I can only assume it is literally the number of platelets.
And hi in-anus!
Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Mon, 16 November 2015, 18:26:24Quote from: katushkin on Mon, 16 November 2015, 18:23:09Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Mon, 16 November 2015, 17:54:47It wants 7.3x10^11 of these suckers. What units is that in? Centimetres?I asked them and they don't know. It's clearly not anything on a visible scale cause I assure you I do not have trillions of cenimetres, millilitres, or anything of that sort in my body. I know I'm big, but not that big! I can only assume it is literally the number of platelets. Sounds right.Pocket a few bags because I'm bout to drink a ton of booze and play with a chainsaw.
Don't push too hard.You don't want your 'lets to give you a 'roid.Then your 'roid won't clot because you don't have 'lets.
Damnit.I meant 'rhoids.
Don't push.Make sure you ask for a lollipop when you are done
I'm ****ING SORRY. I've never had to spell out hemorrhoids in my life. Forgive me. And the best part was just typing in "h-e-m" it was the first result in google.
So how come you are donating so much blood?
Quote from: katushkin on Mon, 16 November 2015, 18:38:51So how come you are donating so much blood?I'm donatin' platelets, son! Read da OP. And because I don't need 'em and there's a shortage right now. But I'd donate regardless.
Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Mon, 16 November 2015, 18:41:55Quote from: katushkin on Mon, 16 November 2015, 18:38:51So how come you are donating so much blood?I'm donatin' platelets, son! Read da OP. And because I don't need 'em and there's a shortage right now. But I'd donate regardless.Only platelets? Why don't they just take blood instead? =/ Why would you need one and not the other anyway?
