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Offline PunksDead

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ATTN: BroCaps
« on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 11:43:16 »
Kristin Ritter is the new Alison Brie


don't come to my funeral, there wont be one

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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #1 on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 11:44:13 »

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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #2 on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 11:45:39 »
Quote from: Photekq
i know people who think salt is spicy

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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #3 on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 11:45:42 »
REJECTED.

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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #4 on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 11:45:49 »
Kristin Ritter is the new Alison Brie


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This is my wife can you not

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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #5 on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 11:45:55 »
Two words:    Jessica Jones

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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #6 on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 11:46:54 »
Two words:    Jessica Jones
^^^ Who's this guy?!?!?!?!
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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #7 on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 11:48:07 »
Two words:    Jessica Jones
^^^ Who's this guy?!?!?!?!

No clue. Must be noob.
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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #8 on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 11:53:27 »



No.


Don't get me wrong, she's fantastical, but she is no Alison.




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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #10 on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 12:15:59 »
They're both OK, very pretty but overrated.

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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #11 on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 12:18:01 »
I wouldn't even let Kristin Ritter give me a rusty trombone.

I'd marry Alison Brie.
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #12 on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 14:17:46 »
I wouldn't even let Kristin Ritter give me a rusty trombone.

I'd marry Alison Brie.

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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #13 on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 14:22:44 »
NSFW edit please! Just opened this in front of my mom  :p
Such artisan, many caps, very keyboard.

Always searching for Bro caps! 

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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #14 on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 15:00:17 »
what did your mom say, Alison Brie > Ritter ???

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« Reply #15 on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 15:02:35 »
what did your mom say, Alison Brie > Ritter ???

Lemme ask her and get back to you lulz

Edit: Word for word response "da one on da left is da prettuer gurl" (allison brie)
« Last Edit: Sun, 27 December 2015, 15:11:48 by 1swt2gs »
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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #16 on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 16:25:30 »
Her torso is so photoshopped it looks hilarious

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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #17 on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 17:11:31 »
NSFW edit please! Just opened this in front of my mom  :p

That's awesome of you to employ your mother
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« Reply #18 on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 17:16:57 »
NSFW edit please! Just opened this in front of my mom  :p

That's awesome of you to employ your mother

Might as well ask her opinion because she already saw Kristin Ritter half naked!
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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #19 on: Sun, 27 December 2015, 17:27:32 »
NSFW edit please! Just opened this in front of my mom  :p

That's awesome of you to employ your mother



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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #20 on: Mon, 28 December 2015, 02:15:38 »
Krysten Ritter?
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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #21 on: Mon, 28 December 2015, 06:08:15 »
This thread gave me cancer.


Hipster, calm down and think about what you're doing.


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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #22 on: Mon, 28 December 2015, 06:45:49 »
Does this Alison exist outside of gif's?

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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #23 on: Mon, 28 December 2015, 07:26:08 »
Does this Alison exist outside of gif's?

Alison exists in the hearts and minds of us all.  ^-^

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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #24 on: Mon, 28 December 2015, 08:27:47 »
Kristin Ritter looks like the ghost of a girl that was once hot
Alison Brie looks like the girl who didn't get in the sorority
 
They both need to get on Munn level

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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #25 on: Mon, 28 December 2015, 08:30:37 »
Alison Brie looks like the girl who didn't get in the sorority

Because she's better than that.

Who wants sorority girls anyway?

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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #26 on: Mon, 28 December 2015, 08:36:13 »
This isn't even debatable. Alison Brie all the way.
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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #27 on: Mon, 28 December 2015, 08:38:14 »
Alison Brie looks like the girl who didn't get in the sorority

Because she's better than that.

Who wants sorority girls anyway?

Don't you go stereotyping sorority girls. Haven't you ever seen The House Bunny? If it's good enough for Emma Stone- its good enough for me.

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« Reply #28 on: Mon, 28 December 2015, 08:40:32 »
Alison Brie looks like the girl who didn't get in the sorority

Because she's better than that.

Who wants sorority girls anyway?

Don't you go stereotyping sorority girls. Haven't you ever seen The House Bunny? If it's good enough for Emma Stone- its good enough for me.

No bringing Emma Stone into this. GTFO.
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #29 on: Mon, 28 December 2015, 08:44:13 »
Alison Brie looks like the girl who didn't get in the sorority

Because she's better than that.

Who wants sorority girls anyway?

Don't you go stereotyping sorority girls. Haven't you ever seen The House Bunny? If it's good enough for Emma Stone- its good enough for me.

No bringing Emma Stone into this. GTFO.

Emma Stone needs to be in everything. GTFI.

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« Reply #30 on: Mon, 28 December 2015, 08:44:17 »
This isn't even debatable. Alison Brie all the way.
And I think we're done here folks.

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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #31 on: Mon, 28 December 2015, 08:45:59 »
Alison Brie looks like the girl who didn't get in the sorority

Because she's better than that.

Who wants sorority girls anyway?

Don't you go stereotyping sorority girls. Haven't you ever seen The House Bunny? If it's good enough for Emma Stone- its good enough for me.

No bringing Emma Stone into this. GTFO.

Emma Stone needs to be in everything. GTFI.

Emma Stone is wayyyyyy over hyped. Let's get back to Alison Brie here

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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #32 on: Mon, 28 December 2015, 08:47:50 »
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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« Reply #36 on: Mon, 28 December 2015, 17:18:23 »
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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« Reply #38 on: Mon, 28 December 2015, 20:41:22 »

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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #39 on: Mon, 28 December 2015, 20:43:48 »
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all of you

Who even is this.

I feel like I should know, cause that looks like the set of The Voice, but alas I do not.

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« Reply #40 on: Mon, 28 December 2015, 20:47:03 »
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all of you

Who even is this.

I feel like I should know, cause that looks like the set of The Voice, but alas I do not.

No, he’s not around. How that sound to ya? Jot it down.

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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #41 on: Mon, 28 December 2015, 20:47:48 »
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all of you

Who even is this.

I feel like I should know, cause that looks like the set of The Voice, but alas I do not.


Demik's hips don't lie.


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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #42 on: Mon, 28 December 2015, 20:49:53 »
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all of you

Who even is this.

I feel like I should know, cause that looks like the set of The Voice, but alas I do not.

Demik's hips don't lie.

Google tells me Shakira recorded that song. Would never have guessed her based on the gif lol. So apparently that's what she looks like, huh?

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« Reply #43 on: Mon, 28 December 2015, 20:50:37 »
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all of you

Who even is this.

I feel like I should know, cause that looks like the set of The Voice, but alas I do not.

Demik's hips don't lie.

Google tells me Shakira recorded that song. Would never have guessed her based on the gif lol. So apparently that's what she looks like, huh?

No, he’s not around. How that sound to ya? Jot it down.

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Re: ATTN: BroCaps
« Reply #44 on: Tue, 29 December 2015, 01:12:48 »

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« Reply #45 on: Tue, 29 December 2015, 01:46:36 »
Bro
I'm heading to Vegas tomorrow

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« Reply #47 on: Tue, 29 December 2015, 01:55:44 »
ill be there on the 31st OuO
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« Reply #49 on: Tue, 29 December 2015, 02:08:19 »
C'mon man if you're gonna have a waifu you can do much better than either of them.
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