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Offline kenmai9

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Quotes Thread
« on: Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:12:02 »
This is a thread to post funny quotes you've heard, from the forums, real life, on tv, etc.

"I wanna poo my pants I wanna poo my pants" to an original jingle..
-My significant other
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Re: Quotes Thread
« Reply #1 on: Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:12:31 »
"Windows"

-Bill Gates
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Re: Quotes Thread
« Reply #2 on: Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:18:48 »
"Listen, smile, and agree.

Then do whatever the **** you were gonna do anyway."

-Robert Downey Junior
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Re: Quotes Thread
« Reply #3 on: Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:20:22 »
"I want to dance with my pants off...Holla"

-Ke$ha
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Re: Quotes Thread
« Reply #4 on: Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:23:47 »
"yes. got my first kill in cs:go. i am god' - CPTBadAss
"make moves son" - CPTBadAss
"my internet is wonky" - CPTBadAss
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Re: Quotes Thread
« Reply #5 on: Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:26:21 »
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Re: Quotes Thread
« Reply #6 on: Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:28:50 »
"Lucifer always had a way with words. He's just like Bob Dylan, but without all the annoying talent."

Kill the Dead

Really stupid book, but a fun read.
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Re: Quotes Thread
« Reply #7 on: Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:32:21 »
Quote from: Photekq on Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:23:47
"yes. got my first kill in cs:go. i am godlike' - CPTBadAss
"make moves son" - CPTBadAss
"my internet is wonky" - CPTBadAss

Fixed that for you =P
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Re: Quotes Thread
« Reply #8 on: Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:33:17 »
"Developers developers developers!"

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Re: Quotes Thread
« Reply #9 on: Mon, 05 August 2013, 18:03:21 »
Quote from: baldgye on Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:26:21
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on of the best quotes of all time
via; http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=175960

I'm using that in future if someone winds me up. That's awesome.
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Re: Quotes Thread
« Reply #10 on: Mon, 05 August 2013, 18:45:51 »
"A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers." --Cliff Claven, Cheers
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Re: Quotes Thread
« Reply #11 on: Mon, 05 August 2013, 19:04:00 »
“The days are long, but the years are short.” ― Gretchen Rubin

@Leslieann LOL that is a good one.
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Re: Quotes Thread
« Reply #12 on: Mon, 05 August 2013, 19:05:35 »
"The problem with quotes on the internet is that you never know if they're genuine" - Abraham Lincoln.
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Re: Quotes Thread
« Reply #13 on: Mon, 05 August 2013, 19:26:29 »
"GIANT ENEMY CRAB! Attack its weak point for massive damage!"
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Re: Quotes Thread
« Reply #14 on: Mon, 05 August 2013, 19:47:40 »
"I know nothing about keyboards"
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Re: Quotes Thread
« Reply #15 on: Tue, 06 August 2013, 03:07:59 »
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(...)Whereas back then I wrote about the tyranny of the majority, today I'd combine that with the tyranny of the minorities. These days, you have to be careful of both. They both want to control you. The first group, by making you do the same thing over and over again. The second group is indicated by the letters I get from the Vassar girls who want me to put more women's lib in The Martian Chronicles, or from blacks who want more black people in Dandelion Wine.
I say to both bunches, Whether you're a majority or minority, bug off! To hell with anybody who wants to tell me what to write. Their society breaks down into subsections of minorities who then, in effect, burn books by banning them. All this political correctness that's rampant on campuses is b.s.
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Re: Quotes Thread
« Reply #16 on: Tue, 06 August 2013, 06:45:51 »
"Don't forget that Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Estaire did, ...backwards and in high heels." - Faith Wittlesey

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Re: Quotes Thread
« Reply #17 on: Tue, 06 August 2013, 08:51:10 »
Quote from: The_Beast on Mon, 05 August 2013, 19:47:40
"I know nothing about keyboards"
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I'm also really new
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Re: Quotes Thread
« Reply #18 on: Tue, 06 August 2013, 08:52:56 »
I haven't read this thread so if its been said my bad.....

"It's in the OP!" CPTB@D@$$$ ;)
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Re: Quotes Thread
« Reply #19 on: Tue, 06 August 2013, 13:58:41 »
"There are three stages in a man's life; he believes in Santa Claus, he does not believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus." - Unknown

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Re: Quotes Thread
« Reply #21 on: Fri, 09 August 2013, 11:10:58 »
Quote from: Photekq on Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:23:47
"my internet is wonky" - CPTBadAss

twas a magical night of wonky internet
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Re: Quotes Thread
« Reply #22 on: Fri, 09 August 2013, 15:07:58 »
"I like offending people, because I think people who get offended should be offended."

          -Linus Torvalds
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Re: Quotes Thread
« Reply #23 on: Fri, 09 August 2013, 15:09:18 »
"what the ****"
-dubs after seeing moose's custom julysicle
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Re: Quotes Thread
« Reply #24 on: Fri, 09 August 2013, 15:13:05 »
"!@#$ PBT"

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Re: Quotes Thread
« Reply #25 on: Fri, 09 August 2013, 15:14:02 »
Quote from: Dubsgalore on Fri, 09 August 2013, 11:10:58
Quote from: Photekq on Mon, 05 August 2013, 17:23:47
"my internet is wonky" - CPTBadAss

twas a magical night of wonky internet

It was magical for everyone but me :(
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