What's Bothering You? (The thread about what is bothering you.)

[ttzhou]

this on my window.

blowtorch. **** your windowframe, the good of mankind rests on the eradication of this threat.

[iri]

Maybe I actually live in the New South Wales, not the Old one?

[demik]

2 weeks before independence day, and these annoying ****s have already started with the fireworks.

[Blaise170]

Lol I feel ya man, last summer these folks across the street thought June 29-July 5 was Independence Week®.

[heedpantsnow]

2 weeks before independence day, and these annoying ****s have already started with the fireworks.

Ah, in your neighborhood I thought those were called "gunshots"

[demik]

2 weeks before independence day, and these annoying ****s have already started with the fireworks.

Ah, in your neighborhood I thought those were called "gunshots"

no

[heedpantsnow]

2 weeks before independence day, and these annoying ****s have already started with the fireworks.

Ah, in your neighborhood I thought those were called "gunshots"

no

That's what we call them down here bro

[paicrai]

2 weeks before independence day, and these annoying ****s have already started with the fireworks.

every single day of the year and theres some ****ing hillbilly down the street shooting up fireworks

[rowdy]

Kids having a party down the road.

I'm half a block away and it's still as loud as fvck.

I feel sorry for those living next door to it.

[paicrai]

Kids having a party down the road.

I'm half a black away and it's still as loud as fvck.

I feel sorry for those living next door to it.

YOU ACCIDENTALLY A WORD

[rowdy]

Kids having a party down the road.

I'm half a black away and it's still as loud as fvck.

I feel sorry for those living next door to it.

YOU ACCIDENTALLY A WORD

Thanks )

[beehatch]

Kids having a party down the road.

I'm half a black away and it's still as loud as fvck.

I feel sorry for those living next door to it.

YOU ACCIDENTALLY A WORD

That was an amazing typo

[paicrai]

Kids having a party down the road.

I'm half a black away and it's still as loud as fvck.

I feel sorry for those living next door to it.

YOU ACCIDENTALLY A WORD

That was an amazing typo

down a row and 8 keys to the left

[SpAmRaY]

All day safety training class today.

[Halverson]

2 weeks before independence day, and these annoying ****s have already started with the fireworks.

****ing commie, real Americans **** fireworks and cry whenever you see a flag.

[katushkin]

2 weeks before independence day, and these annoying ****s have already started with the fireworks.

****ing commie, real Americans **** fireworks and cry whenever you see a flag.

LMAO. Sneeze .45s and have hand prints over their hearts from singing "Star Spangled Banner" so much.

[Halverson]

2 weeks before independence day, and these annoying ****s have already started with the fireworks.

****ing commie, real Americans **** fireworks and cry whenever you see a flag.

LMAO. Sneeze .45s and have hand prints over their hearts from singing "Star Spangled Banner" so much.

Don't forget, they also poop bald eagles!

[katushkin]

LMAO. Sneeze .45s and have hand prints over their hearts from singing "Star Spangled Banner" so much.

Don't forget, they also poop bald eagles!

Bald eagles and fireworks at the same time? Or is there a bristol stool chart for patriotic poops?

[demik]

2 weeks before independence day, and these annoying ****s have already started with the fireworks.

****ing commie, real Americans **** fireworks and cry whenever you see a flag.

LMAO. Sneeze .45s and have hand prints over their hearts from singing "Star Spangled Banner" so much.

Don't forget, they also poop bald eagles!

Don't you disrespect our Eagles you commie sum*****

[Halverson]

LMAO. Sneeze .45s and have hand prints over their hearts from singing "Star Spangled Banner" so much.

Don't forget, they also poop bald eagles!

Bald eagles and fireworks at the same time? Or is there a bristol stool chart for patriotic poops?

Ahh, I should have specified. They morph into fireworks whenever pride is too high, such as near America day.

[Halverson]

2 weeks before independence day, and these annoying ****s have already started with the fireworks.

****ing commie, real Americans **** fireworks and cry whenever you see a flag.

LMAO. Sneeze .45s and have hand prints over their hearts from singing "Star Spangled Banner" so much.

Don't forget, they also poop bald eagles!

Don't you disrespect our Eagles you commie sum*****

Says the illegal

[demik]

Only thing illegal is this hard on for freedom


That doesn't even make sense

[Halverson]

Only thing illegal is this hard on for freedom


That doesn't even make sense

True freedom is boners, gotcha

[demik]

What's more free than waving your boner with friends?

[Halverson]

**** the north, it's cold and raining. Let's go move furniture in it

[tbc]

toothbrush was getting old.

grabbed a new one out from my toothbrush stash.

realized by the time i was done brushing that this toothbrush was hot pink.

gg hot pink toothbrush for the next 3 months.

[byker]

toothbrush was getting old.

grabbed a new one out from my toothbrush stash.

realized by the time i was done brushing that this toothbrush was hot pink.

gg hot pink toothbrush for the next 3 months.

Whats wrong with hot pink tbc? 

[Blaise170]

Thanks demik for jinxing me, damn next door neighbors decided that it would be cool to shoot off fireworks and make me jump out of my skin. I thought something in my house exploded.

[julayyy]

Ants. Ants everywhere what is their purpose in life? To make ours miserable?? Came home and Ants were all over my desk -_+ really hoping they're not on my bed now

[demik]

Ants. Ants everywhere what is their purpose in life? To make ours miserable?? Came home and Ants were all over my desk -_+ really hoping they're not on my bed now

finally somebody gets it.

im terrified of ants. i swear, they're the silent killer. nobody is every worried about them, but watch, one day they're going to take over.

[trees]

Fishflys/Mayflys are now hatching in Michigan. Every time you go outside at night its like getting dive bombed by millions of tiny satans. I hate mid-June through mid-July.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayfly

[katushkin]

I'm one step away from disconnecting myself from my best friend, because she is an insufferable, self-righteous *******.

Edit: Insufferable.

[rowdy]

toothbrush was getting old.

grabbed a new one out from my toothbrush stash.

realized by the time i was done brushing that this toothbrush was hot pink.

gg hot pink toothbrush for the next 3 months.

I use a hot pink toothbrush

I bought a pack of 3, one green one, er, blue I think, and one pink.

[heedpantsnow]

Fishflys/Mayflys are now hatching in Michigan. Every time you go outside at night its like getting dive bombed by millions of tiny satans. I have mid-June through mid-July.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayfly

Lol I love your way with words!

[fohat.digs]

I use a hot pink toothbrush

Real men aren't afraid to wear pink.

(well, above the waist at least)

[absyrd]

I use a hot pink toothbrush

Real men aren't afraid to wear pink.

(well, above the waist at least)

You don't like my pink banana-hammock anymore?

[Halverson]

I use a hot pink toothbrush

Real men aren't afraid to wear pink.

(well, above the waist at least)

You don't like my pink banana-hammock anymore?

Just not in public, it scares the kiddlin

[abswyfe]

I use a hot pink toothbrush

Real men aren't afraid to wear pink.

(well, above the waist at least)

You don't like my pink banana-hammock anymore?

Just not in public, it scares the kiddlin

He actually really did put my underwear on once and his thing was hangin out the side
Not pretty

Then he told our 7 year old nephew about it and he has been repeating it for months hahahaha

[Halverson]

I use a hot pink toothbrush

Real men aren't afraid to wear pink.

(well, above the waist at least)

You don't like my pink banana-hammock anymore?

Just not in public, it scares the kiddlin

He actually really did put my underwear on once and his thing was hangin out the side
Not pretty

Then he told our 7 year old nephew about it and he has been repeating it for months hahahaha

Oh boy hahaha

[julayyy]

toothbrush was getting old.

grabbed a new one out from my toothbrush stash.

realized by the time i was done brushing that this toothbrush was hot pink.

gg hot pink toothbrush for the next 3 months.

[baldgye]

I use a hot pink toothbrush

Real men aren't afraid to wear pink.

(well, above the waist at least)

can confirm, have several items of bright pink clothing

[absyrd]

I use a hot pink toothbrush

Real men aren't afraid to wear pink.

(well, above the waist at least)

can confirm, have several items of bright pink clothing

Must match keyboard.

Skype me.

[baldgye]

I use a hot pink toothbrush

Real men aren't afraid to wear pink.

(well, above the waist at least)

can confirm, have several items of bright pink clothing

Must match keyboard.

Skype me.

u want me to wear the one with blue nipples ?

[rowdy]

I use a hot pink toothbrush

Real men aren't afraid to wear pink.

(well, above the waist at least)

Most of my wardrobe is black.

I'll leave the pink (and aqua) to my daughter

[demik]

Jurassic world wasn't that great

[Joey Quinn]

Jurassic world wasn't that great

The movie was a joke. Basically straight to DVD Disney level joke.

[paicrai]

i ****ed up 2 friendships simply by being there
thank

[Snowdog993]

i ****ed up 2 friendships simply by being there
thank

What?  Their loss.

[baldgye]

Jurassic world wasn't that great

The movie was a joke. Basically straight to DVD Disney level joke.

Have you even seen The Lost World?

[paicrai]

tourists
like ****ing 50 of them
at the land slow record
they probs saw my butt
my precious butt