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Offline Blaise170

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Ugly keyboards
« on: Mon, 22 June 2015, 09:58:25 »
I've found some hideous ones while searching before. I just found this thing.

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Offline baldgye

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Re: Ugly keyboards
« Reply #1 on: Mon, 22 June 2015, 10:00:22 »
That this is awesome what the hell bro
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Re: Ugly keyboards
« Reply #2 on: Mon, 22 June 2015, 10:02:25 »
I cant find images of it right now, but there was a rainbow vomit keyboard that was actually directly inspired by the rainbow vomit meme that was hideous. Gloriously hideous!
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Re: Ugly keyboards
« Reply #3 on: Mon, 22 June 2015, 10:02:33 »
I would totally own a Garfield keyboard if it was a Mech.
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Re: Ugly keyboards
« Reply #4 on: Mon, 22 June 2015, 10:03:49 »
They also have them with the Simpsons


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Re: Ugly keyboards
« Reply #5 on: Mon, 22 June 2015, 10:06:12 »
These $30 abominations you see on Aliexpress

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« Reply #6 on: Mon, 22 June 2015, 10:10:06 »
Jizz? Magic Wand? Phallic symbols? That is a winner.
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Re: Ugly keyboards
« Reply #7 on: Mon, 22 June 2015, 10:16:55 »

Ugh...
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Re: Ugly keyboards
« Reply #8 on: Mon, 22 June 2015, 10:19:45 »
"Mechanical"

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Re: Ugly keyboards
« Reply #9 on: Mon, 22 June 2015, 10:20:42 »
I find most of the backlit keyboards horrifying, and doubly so the RGB variants.

Something about the transparent legends and caps that just sets me on edge...
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Re: Ugly keyboards
« Reply #10 on: Mon, 22 June 2015, 10:21:56 »
Quote from: jbondeson on Mon, 22 June 2015, 10:20:42
I find most of the backlit keyboards horrifying, and doubly so the RGB variants.

Something about the transparent legends and caps that just sets me on edge...

The Corsair and Keycool RGB look okay I think. Most of the rest are just hideous.
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Re: Ugly keyboards
« Reply #11 on: Mon, 22 June 2015, 10:32:06 »
Quote from: Air tree on Mon, 22 June 2015, 10:16:55
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Ugh...

What in the hell is that thing.
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Re: Ugly keyboards
« Reply #12 on: Mon, 22 June 2015, 11:03:24 »

Quote from: nmur on Mon, 22 June 2015, 10:06:12
These $30 abominations you see on Aliexpress

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jizz... Nuff said
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« Reply #13 on: Mon, 22 June 2015, 11:26:41 »
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Re: Ugly keyboards
« Reply #14 on: Mon, 22 June 2015, 11:43:06 »


Quote from: trees on Mon, 22 June 2015, 10:32:06
What in the hell is that thing.

The keyboard version of MadCatz's R.A.T. mouse.
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Re: Ugly keyboards
« Reply #15 on: Mon, 22 June 2015, 12:28:42 »
Quote from: nmur on Mon, 22 June 2015, 10:06:12
These $30 abominations you see on Aliexpress

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I had heard about the Jizz brand before, but not the "Magic Wand" model ... :facepalm:

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Re: Ugly keyboards
« Reply #16 on: Mon, 22 June 2015, 12:56:42 »
Quote from: Findecanor on Mon, 22 June 2015, 12:28:42
I had heard about the Jizz brand before, but not the "Magic Wand" model

waterproof, too
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Re: Ugly keyboards
« Reply #17 on: Mon, 22 June 2015, 13:05:30 »
Quote from: fohat.digs on Mon, 22 June 2015, 12:56:42
waterproof, too

Liquid proof. If you know what I mean.
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« Reply #18 on: Mon, 22 June 2015, 13:37:49 »
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Re: Ugly keyboards
« Reply #20 on: Wed, 17 February 2016, 16:49:03 »
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Re: Ugly keyboards
« Reply #21 on: Wed, 17 February 2016, 16:49:53 »
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I know. The legends ruin its perfection
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Re: Ugly keyboards
« Reply #22 on: Wed, 17 February 2016, 16:50:47 »
Quote from: MAR82 on Mon, 22 June 2015, 10:03:49
They also have them with the Simpsons
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I had that one for a little bit. Never typed on it because it felt like trash but it was nice. I wound up tearing it apart.
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Re: Ugly keyboards
« Reply #23 on: Wed, 17 February 2016, 18:33:35 »
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try hard of the year award goes to... whomever this guy is
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Re: Ugly keyboards
« Reply #24 on: Wed, 17 February 2016, 18:37:31 »
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try hard of the year award goes to... whomever this guy is

he beat me to it

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Re: Ugly keyboards
« Reply #25 on: Wed, 17 February 2016, 19:11:11 »
k90 or k70
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« Reply #29 on: Wed, 17 February 2016, 23:27:08 »
datgap

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Re: Ugly keyboards
« Reply #30 on: Wed, 17 February 2016, 23:44:36 »
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ITS CALLED NEGATIVE SPACE BRAH

Plus artisans look magnificent in those upper two key spots  ;D
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Re: Ugly keyboards
« Reply #31 on: Wed, 17 February 2016, 23:47:03 »
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ITS CALLED NEGATIVE SPACE BRAH

Plus artisans look magnificent in those upper two key spots  ;D

Was gonna say. Perfect artisan display board.
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« Reply #32 on: Wed, 17 February 2016, 23:48:01 »
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ITS CALLED NEGATIVE SPACE BRAH

Plus artisans look magnificent in those upper two key spots  ;D

Was gonna say. Perfect artisan display board.
No that's what standalone numpads are for.
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« Reply #33 on: Wed, 17 February 2016, 23:52:16 »
For real? No way, the Insert key is my nemesis. Why not Home and End? But I could see how that would look nice with some different caps.
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« Reply #34 on: Wed, 17 February 2016, 23:53:12 »
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"Mechanical"

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sick gaymen board breh
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« Reply #35 on: Wed, 17 February 2016, 23:54:28 »
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Re: Ugly keyboards
« Reply #37 on: Wed, 17 February 2016, 23:56:27 »
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****s ugly af

your stormtrooper hhkb is ugly. fc660c is beauty

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« Reply #38 on: Thu, 18 February 2016, 00:47:29 »
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« Reply #39 on: Thu, 18 February 2016, 00:57:13 »
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****s ugly af

your stormtrooper hhkb is ugly. fc660c is beauty

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Damn, I say. You turnt me jelly
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« Reply #40 on: Thu, 18 February 2016, 09:22:12 »
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try hard of the year award goes to... whomever this guy is

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« Reply #41 on: Thu, 18 February 2016, 09:35:31 »
I was always partial to this one...



I feel like I would need to make gun and explosion noises with my mouth while using that thing, while detaching and reattaching the numpad over and over.
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« Reply #42 on: Thu, 18 February 2016, 13:29:09 »
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I was always partial to this one...

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I feel like I would need to make gun and explosion noises with my mouth while using that thing, while detaching and reattaching the numpad over and over.

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« Reply #45 on: Thu, 18 February 2016, 14:15:08 »
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now that thing is disgusting
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