I'm a proud sitting wiper. I grew up thinking that was the only way to do it, and didn't know that stand-to-wipe was at thing until a couple of years ago. Typically I grab three squares at a time and fold over into thirds for an instant 3X ply boost. Then I fold my 3-square in half for wipe number 2, and then usually again a third time. So at the end of the day it's one square, one wipe.
I also sit to pee unless there's a compelling reason not to (e.g., port-a-potty, long line). This provides an opportunity to tidy up in between poops. The freshness is real, don't knock it till you've tried it.
