I think you could apply for asylum here in Norway if you're working under those conditions... Of course, it would help if you were an 8 year old girl, but either way...
Actually I like the Heat, unfortunately not being an 8 year old girl doesn't look good in anyone's eyes. Besides would you really want to see me in a small school-girl uniform without reaching for your sick bag?
What kind of place do you work at? Sounds like you work as a mechanic of some type so I can understand not bringing in nice keyboards, but if you ever decided to at least the sound of the Greens probably wouldn't be an issue
Was a mechanic until upgraded into management some time ago. Now I run the workshop here on site, which belongs to one of the third largest Mining Conglomeration's in Australia.
A nice Cherry Keyboard wouldn't survive because too many spaces for grime, oil and dirt to sink into plus it would ultimately kill it. We just use what's supplied from the IT department every year which doesn't change much from the standard Dell, HP of even IBM when supplied. Although the IBM stuff last's a little longer despite being membrane technology.