Absyrd for GH President

[absyrd]

Even if a fake country I can't get away from the Mexican stereotype

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Was going based upon your hours, lack of sleep, lack of free time, etc. Now you had to turn it into a racial thing. Affirmative action. Nasty naas.

[demik]

Even if a fake country I can't get away from the Mexican stereotype

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Was going based upon your hours, lack of sleep, lack of free time, etc. Now you had to turn it into a racial thing. Affirmative action. Nasty naas.

Oh then uh... *pocket sand*

[trenzafeeds]

Secretary of the Treasury: lysol (2soon?)

that or Ivan...

Also consider this my application for Minister of Propoganda. I'm real good at spamming. Regular Joseph Goebbels right here.

[absyrd]

Secretary of the Treasury: lysol (2soon?)

that or Ivan...

Also consider this my application for Minister of Propoganda. I'm real good at spamming. Regular Joseph Goebbels right here.

Finkle is Einhorn. Einhorn is Finkle.

[nubbinator]

Nubs reporting in as minister.

[iLLucionist]

Imagine a country where the politics predominantly revolves around keyboards.

Military chief to president: "Sir. Have you seen Russia trying to steal our Topre?"
President: "Can you confirm this?"
Military Chief: "Yes sir! We have full aerial. Topre."
President: "NUKE EM. NO BODY steals OUR Topre."

Of course, the president would have to be demik. Looking out for our Topre.

We define socioeconomic status by the keyboard that citizens use. The poor have membranes and they can get gov support to get Topre.

The dollar is valued against the MSRP of an average of the most known keyboards... HHKB, 87U, model M, etc. No longer the big mac index but the "Topre index" to value how expensive products are in a country.

There would be a second NSA... the National Switch Agency trying to come up with - highly classified of course - new switches with supreme properties that other countries can only dream off.

[MOZ]

Imagine a country where the politics predominantly revolves around keyboards.

Military chief to president: "Sir. Have you seen Russia trying to steal our Topre?"
President: "Can you confirm this?"
Military Chief: "Yes sir! We have full aerial. Topre."
President: "NUKE EM. NO BODY steals OUR Topre."

Of course, the president would have to be demik. Looking out for our Topre.

We define socioeconomic status by the keyboard that citizens use. The poor have membranes and they can get gov support to get Topre.

The dollar is valued against the MSRP of an average of the most known keyboards... HHKB, 87U, model M, etc. No longer the big mac index but the "Topre index" to value how expensive products are in a country.

There would be a second NSA... the National Switch Agency trying to come up with - highly classified of course - new switches with supreme properties that other countries can only dream off.

[absyrd]

Nubs reporting in as minister.

Definite Minister of Propz.

CPT is my Campaign Manager. Expect the next Tactile Zine to be filled with subliminal messaging encouraging you to support me.

Imagine a country where the politics predominantly revolves around keyboards.

Military chief to president: "Sir. Have you seen Russia trying to steal our Topre?"
President: "Can you confirm this?"
Military Chief: "Yes sir! We have full aerial. Topre."
President: "NUKE EM. NO BODY steals OUR Topre."

Of course, the president would have to be demik. Looking out for our Topre.

We define socioeconomic status by the keyboard that citizens use. The poor have membranes and they can get gov support to get Topre.

The dollar is valued against the MSRP of an average of the most known keyboards... HHKB, 87U, model M, etc. No longer the big mac index but the "Topre index" to value how expensive products are in a country.

There would be a second NSA... the National Switch Agency trying to come up with - highly classified of course - new switches with supreme properties that other countries can only dream off.

I think you just went full on tp. Well... substitute edox in for Topre.

[iLLucionist]

Nubs reporting in as minister.

Definite Minister of Propz.

CPT is my Campaign Manager. Expect the next Tactile Zine to be filled with subliminal messaging encouraging you to support me.

Imagine a country where the politics predominantly revolves around keyboards.

Military chief to president: "Sir. Have you seen Russia trying to steal our Topre?"
President: "Can you confirm this?"
Military Chief: "Yes sir! We have full aerial. Topre."
President: "NUKE EM. NO BODY steals OUR Topre."

Of course, the president would have to be demik. Looking out for our Topre.

We define socioeconomic status by the keyboard that citizens use. The poor have membranes and they can get gov support to get Topre.

The dollar is valued against the MSRP of an average of the most known keyboards... HHKB, 87U, model M, etc. No longer the big mac index but the "Topre index" to value how expensive products are in a country.

There would be a second NSA... the National Switch Agency trying to come up with - highly classified of course - new switches with supreme properties that other countries can only dream off.

I think you just went full on tp. Well... substitute edox in for Topre.

Fine, edox + Topre. But no membrane!

[absyrd]

Issue #7

Any and all people can enjoy this forum in the way they want (as long as they follow ToS). Some people have gone through every keyboard they can and have come to a final happy place. If you see people only posting in OT, just assume they are here for the friends they've made bonding over keyboards. Keyboards may just be the ice breaker (like smoking a joint with some new cats you just met at a party that end up being in your wedding party 10 years later). There will be no ****-talking on people who aren't active in collecting keyboards or caps.

Peace, love, and hhkb.

[dgneo]

Issue #7

Any and all people can enjoy this forum in the way they want (as long as they follow ToS). Some people have gone through every keyboard they can and have come to a final happy place. If you see people only posting in OT, just assume they are here for the friends they've made bonding over keyboards. Keyboards may just be the ice breaker (like smoking a joint with some new cats you just met at a party that end up being in your wedding party 10 years later). There will be no ****-talking on people who aren't active in collecting keyboards or caps.

Peace, love, and hhkb.

[iLLucionist]

Issue #7

Any and all people can enjoy this forum in the way they want (as long as they follow ToS). Some people have gone through every keyboard they can and have come to a final happy place. If you see people only posting in OT, just assume they are here for the friends they've made bonding over keyboards. Keyboards may just be the ice breaker (like smoking a joint with some new cats you just met at a party that end up being in your wedding party 10 years later). There will be no ****-talking on people who aren't active in collecting keyboards or caps.

Peace, love, and hhkb.

Am I missing something?

[absyrd]

Currently seeking members for Secret Service. Who will take a bullet for me?

[iLLucionist]

Currently seeking members for Secret Service. Who will take a bullet for me?

Do you also need somebody on intel?

[absyrd]

Currently seeking members for Secret Service. Who will take a bullet for me?

Do you also need somebody on intel?

Always could use haxors these days. But where would I find such individuals on a nerdy keyboard enthusiast forum?

[mobbo]

Currently seeking members for Secret Service. Who will take a bullet for me?

you know i've always wanted to take a bullet for a future president

[iLLucionist]

Currently seeking members for Secret Service. Who will take a bullet for me?

Do you also need somebody on intel?

Always could use haxors these days. But where would I find such individuals on a nerdy keyboard enthusiast forum?

Nah I mean you not gonna use amd right? Nah joking I'd sign up for doing intelligence. Would be cool. But I'm not really a hacker or security analyst. That a problem?

[absyrd]

Currently seeking members for Secret Service. Who will take a bullet for me?

Do you also need somebody on intel?

Always could use haxors these days. But where would I find such individuals on a nerdy keyboard enthusiast forum?

Nah I mean you not gonna use amd right? Nah joking I'd sign up for doing intelligence. Would be cool. But I'm not really a hacker or security analyst. That a problem?

AMD is what I'll call my secret service. Armed Men with Dildos. Halvyshark in charge.

All must also have mastered the ocular pat down. Do you own a duster?

[dgneo]

Currently seeking members for Secret Service. Who will take a bullet for me?

Psh you already know

[absyrd]

Currently seeking members for Secret Service. Who will take a bullet for me?

Psh you already know

Yep. You already took Halverson's "bullet" for me.

[hydrospell]

[jaffers]

Stance #6

There will be NO posting of box or envelope pics without the contents being posted at the same time in the same post. I don't give a **** if it is a pile of boxes. I don't care if it is binge artwork. Show us your box. Show us your contents.

https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=81333

[kiwi99]

Stance #6

There will be NO posting of box or envelope pics without the contents being posted at the same time in the same post. I don't give a **** if it is a pile of boxes. I don't care if it is binge artwork. Show us your box. Show us your contents.

https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=81333

absyrds policies has created a monster already

[absyrd]

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<3 hydro!!! You may have to work with nubbs on making posters for my campaign. GREAT to see you on here.

Stance #6

There will be NO posting of box or envelope pics without the contents being posted at the same time in the same post. I don't give a **** if it is a pile of boxes. I don't care if it is binge artwork. Show us your box. Show us your contents.

https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=81333

As I am not GH President yet, I cannot enforce my rules. However, I may have a certain right-hand man that can make you(r threads) disappear. Time to get Franq Underwood in this *****.

[iLLucionist]

As I am not GH President yet, I cannot enforce my rules. However, I may have a certain right-hand man that can make you(r threads) disappear. Time to get Franq Underwood in this *****.

Season 4 was too short. Too many questions unanswered. Waiting game for season 5 ensues. Frank Underwoos is THE BOSS.

[hydrospell]

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<3 hydro!!! You may have to work with nubbs on making posters for my campaign. GREAT to see you on here.

Stance #6

There will be NO posting of box or envelope pics without the contents being posted at the same time in the same post. I don't give a **** if it is a pile of boxes. I don't care if it is binge artwork. Show us your box. Show us your contents.

https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=81333

As I am not GH President yet, I cannot enforce my rules. However, I may have a certain right-hand man that can make you(r threads) disappear. Time to get Franq Underwood in this *****.

You know it's on... after I catch up on my GH lurking.

For all I know you might be proposing to build a [fire]wall around geekhack?  :rolleyes:

Absyrd for GH President 2016 Tagline:
Absyrd for POGH ... Maybe.

[absyrd]

For all I know you might be proposing to build a [fire]wall around geekhack? 

Absyrd for GH President 2016 Tagline:
Absyrd for POGH ... Maybe.

Don't worry about a wall. I know nothing about computers or wall-building. I basically know nothing.

Stance #8:

You MAY NOT listen to 21 pilots "Stressed Out" until you know ATCQ's song of the same name by heart.

[demik]

For all I know you might be proposing to build a [fire]wall around geekhack? 

Absyrd for GH President 2016 Tagline:
Absyrd for POGH ... Maybe.

Don't worry about a wall. I know nothing about computers or wall-building. I basically know nothing.

Stance #8:

You MAY NOT listen to 21 pilots "Stressed Out" until you know ATCQ's song of the same name by heart.

Tribe > pilots

[absyrd]

Stance #9:

Custom keycaps will no longer be allowed to be more than a few mm taller than the original profile for the row/position. It is not ergonomic or aesthetically pleasing.

[iLLucionist]

Stance #9:

Custom keycaps will no longer be allowed to be more than a few mm taller than the original profile for the row/position. It is not ergonomic or aesthetically pleasing.

So no HHKB then?

[beehatch]

Stance #9:

Custom keycaps will no longer be allowed to be more than a few mm taller than the original profile for the row/position. It is not ergonomic or aesthetically pleasing.

<3

[dgneo]

Stance #9:

Custom keycaps will no longer be allowed to be more than a few mm taller than the original profile for the row/position. It is not ergonomic or aesthetically pleasing.

Agreed.

[absyrd]

Stance #9:

Custom keycaps will no longer be allowed to be more than a few mm taller than the original profile for the row/position. It is not ergonomic or aesthetically pleasing.

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Agreed.

You are safe and shall not be deported from my GH.

[hydrospell]

Unless said keycap is of the likeness of Absyrd, GH Prezzie.

[absyrd]

Unless said keycap is of the likeness of Absyrd, GH Prezzie.

WTB creepy baby alive face cap.

[absyrd]

For all I know you might be proposing to build a [fire]wall around geekhack? 

Absyrd for GH President 2016 Tagline:
Absyrd for POGH ... Maybe.

Don't worry about a wall. I know nothing about computers or wall-building. I basically know nothing.

Stance #8:

You MAY NOT listen to 21 pilots "Stressed Out" until you know ATCQ's song of the same name by heart.

Tribe > pilots

**** them pilots. Found this ditc in my mom's basement.