Author Topic: Absyrd for GH President (Read 10172 times)

absyrd · « **on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 14:59:22 »

First Issue/Stance:

No more shall we have cryptic teasers when it comes to "artisan" keycaps. It is just silly. Everyone tries to one-up each other and be clever, but every single time it falls short. Nothing is as good as the hype created. Those that fall for the hype shall be punished with a "mute" the second they post an "oooh", "ahhh halp", or gif expressing their false sense of buildup as if they are about to blow their load on the cheap, dirty stripper their friends managed to scrape up the money for out of change jars for their bachelor party.

Just post the caps. Make the fun in the contests, giveaways, sales. It is not some big ****ing secret about the next iteration of skull someone is making.

Vote for me for GH President (not to be confused with jd who is literally geekhack or Hoff who is just the po-po).

Air tree · « **Reply #1 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:04:20 »

YOU HAVE MY VOTE.

inanis · « **Reply #2 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:05:24 »

Abs4Pres2016

Make Geekhack Great Again

absyrd · « **Reply #3 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:05:36 »

Quote from: Air tree on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:04:20

YOU HAVE MY VOTE.

Thank you for your ~~input~~ support.

This has been an automated message created by the same hax I use for clackvent.

dgneo · « **Reply #4 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:05:55 »

ABSYRD4PREZ2016

absyrd · « **Reply #5 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:07:26 »

Issue #2

If you post in the "bothering" thread or complain elsewhere you have two options:

1. Do or post something equally positive to balance out your bull****.

2. Subscribe to pupper mail list to make you an all-around happier and better person.

dgneo · « **Reply #6 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:09:26 »

Now you need a VP.

I nominate Halvy.

Make Geekhack Girlshark Grey(t) Again!

inanis · « **Reply #7 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:09:41 »

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:07:26

Issue #2

If you post in the "bothering" thread or complain elsewhere you have two options:

1. Do or post something equally positive to balance out your bull****.

2. Subscribe to pupper mail list to make you an all-around happier and better person.

I can not balance out my negativity. It is simply too much. Not even with the puppers, of which I am currently subscribed. Sorry, I might have to withdraw my support.

absyrd · « **Reply #8 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:13:23 »

Quote from: dgneo on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:09:26

Now you need a VP.

I nominate Halvy.

Make Geekhack Girlshark Grey(t) Again!

This is acceptable. Make Girlshark Grey again.

Issue #3

Everyone who wins clackvent shall NOT accept their win unless it is girlshark grey. All clax must be returned to cc with a harshly written note of disapproval should it be some cool, crazy, unique color way. We don't see color in absyrd's GH. We live in the grey.

absyrd · « **Reply #9 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:15:27 »

Quote from: inanis on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:09:41

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:07:26
Issue #2

If you post in the "bothering" thread or complain elsewhere you have two options:

1. Do or post something equally positive to balance out your bull****.

2. Subscribe to pupper mail list to make you an all-around happier and better person.

I can not balance out my negativity. It is simply too much. Not even with the puppers, of which I am currently subscribed. Sorry, I might have to withdraw my support.

Do not fake the funk. This is NOT acceptable. Everyone knows you are the sweetest of sweeties despite your *****ing, but we also know you will cut a *****. You are the kind of well-balanced members we need.

Air tree · « **Reply #10 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:16:58 »

LIFE IS BUILT UP OF VARYING SHADES OF GREY, AND CLACKS SHOULD REPRESENT THAT TOO.

absyrd · « **Reply #11 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:20:03 »

Stance 4

April Fool's Day will NOT be observed on geekhack. Every day is a good day for trolling.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #12 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:25:08 »

GH has become a warzone of late.. Everyone Fighting for Power.. hahahahahahha

demik · « **Reply #13 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:26:25 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:25:08

GH has become a warzone of late.. Everyone Fighting for Power.. hahahahahahha

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Remember who you are aligned with if you still want to eat tacos and not get jumped by cholos ಠ_ಠ

tp4tissue · « **Reply #14 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:27:47 »

Quote from: demik on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:26:25

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:25:08
GH has become a warzone of late.. Everyone Fighting for Power.. hahahahahahha

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Remember who you are aligned with if you still want to eat tacos and not get jumped by cholos ಠ_ಠ

You're signed up for a different position, so you can both still be on the same ticket...

demik · « **Reply #15 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:32:18 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:27:47

Quote from: demik on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:26:25
Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:25:08
GH has become a warzone of late.. Everyone Fighting for Power.. hahahahahahha

Show Image

Remember who you are aligned with if you still want to eat tacos and not get jumped by cholos ಠ_ಠ

You're signed up for a different position, so you can both still be on the same ticket...
Show Image

I love the geekhack copywrite, but we beefing now. I'm GH's true pres. I make **** happen.

absyrd · « **Reply #16 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:33:18 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:25:08

GH has become a warzone of late.. Everyone Fighting for Power.. hahahahahahha

Show Image

I will put an end to these violent times. Which brings me to...

Issue #5

Hoff (despite him being 7' and an experienced cage-fighter) nor ANY other mod or member other than the actual person who took your money are NOT responsible for confronting said scammer in your place. Stop asking people like Hoff who have full time jobs AND volunteer to serve the community in ALL of their on- and off-hours of work. Don't even suggest it. If you want to act tough behind a keyboard, email the scammer. If you want to act tough in person, buy a plane ticket. Threatening openly via SUGGESTING someone else will do something is straight ****.

nubbinator · « **Reply #17 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:34:18 »

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:20:03

Stance 4

April Fool's Day will NOT be observed on geekhack. Every day is a good day for trolling.

But this is GH and, not only that, the internet. Surely no one would troll or lie on the internet.

FLFisherman · « **Reply #18 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:35:51 »

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:07:26

2. Subscribe to pupper mail list to make you an all-around happier and better person.

I haven't gotten my daily pupper.

I'M FURIOUS!!

absyrd · « **Reply #19 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:36:14 »

Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:34:18

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:20:03
Stance 4

April Fool's Day will NOT be observed on geekhack. Every day is a good day for trolling.

But this is GH and, not only that, the internet. Surely no one would troll or lie on the internet.

Will you design me a mspaint poster? I'll use my super~~pac~~cap money to pay you.

You could be the Shepard Fairey to my Obama.

HoffmanMyster · « **Reply #20 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:38:01 »

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 14:59:22

Hoff who is just the po-po

I'm more than just a **** with a stick.

nubbinator · « **Reply #21 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:38:26 »

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:36:14

More
Quote from: nubbinator on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:34:18
Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:20:03
Stance 4

April Fool's Day will NOT be observed on geekhack. Every day is a good day for trolling.

But this is GH and, not only that, the internet. Surely no one would troll or lie on the internet.

Will you design me a mspaint poster? I'll use my super~~pac~~cap money to pay you.

You could be the Shepard Fairey to my Obama.

Is "Shephard Faireying your Obama" some weird new sexual act? Either way I'm in.

inanis · « **Reply #22 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:39:43 »

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:33:18

I will put an end to these violent times. Which brings me to...

Issue #5

Hoff (despite him being 7' and an experienced cage-fighter) nor ANY other mod or member other than the actual person who took your money are NOT responsible for confronting said scammer in your place. Stop asking people like Hoff who have full time jobs AND volunteer to serve the community in ALL of their on- and off-hours of work. Don't even suggest it. If you want to act tough behind a keyboard, email the scammer. If you want to act tough in person, buy a plane ticket. Threatening openly via SUGGESTING someone else will do something is straight ****.

Okay, you have my full support again.

But I'm still gonna be negative af. Deal with it, bro.

absyrd · « **Reply #23 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:51:21 »

Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:38:01

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 14:59:22
Hoff who is just the po-po

I'm more than just a **** with a stick.

I have small hands like Donald Trump. And you know what that means about my **** n stick n such.

Signature · « **Reply #24 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:05:30 »

Quote from: FLFisherman on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:35:51

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:07:26
2. Subscribe to pupper mail list to make you an all-around happier and better person.

I haven't gotten my daily pupper.

I'M FURIOUS!!

I got you

dgneo · « **Reply #25 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:10:42 »

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:33:18

Quote from: tp4tissue on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:25:08
GH has become a warzone of late.. Everyone Fighting for Power.. hahahahahahha

Show Image

I will put an end to these violent times. Which brings me to...

Issue #5

Hoff (despite him being 7' and an experienced cage-fighter) nor ANY other mod or member other than the actual person who took your money are NOT responsible for confronting said scammer in your place. Stop asking people like Hoff who have full time jobs AND volunteer to serve the community in ALL of their on- and off-hours of work. Don't even suggest it. If you want to act tough behind a keyboard, email the scammer. If you want to act tough in person, buy a plane ticket. Threatening openly via SUGGESTING someone else will do something is straight ****.

****ing PREACH

beehatch · « **Reply #26 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:18:37 »

we actually have to vote for this to happen?

**** it, you're already president in my book

ya gotta have demik as your VP though

demik · « **Reply #27 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:20:16 »

Vp? I ain't no bottom *****.

digi · « **Reply #28 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:21:18 »

Quote from: demik on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:20:16

Vp? I ain't no bottom *****.

Yea, Monica Lewinsky was a VP!

lolpes · « **Reply #29 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:23:54 »

absyrd · « **Reply #30 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:32:31 »

Quote from: demik on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:20:16

Vp? I ain't no bottom *****.

POWER bottom. Does that change your mind?

demik · « **Reply #31 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:39:00 »

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:32:31

Quote from: demik on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:20:16
Vp? I ain't no bottom *****.

POWER bottom. Does that change your mind?

What if something happens to you? You think gh can rally around a second in command! No. Gh wants and deserves top tier commander.

absyrd · « **Reply #32 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:43:28 »

Quote from: demik on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:39:00

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:32:31
Quote from: demik on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:20:16
Vp? I ain't no bottom *****.

POWER bottom. Does that change your mind?

What if something happens to you?

Reported for death threat / assassination attempt.

naasfu · « **Reply #33 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:46:09 »

demik · « **Reply #34 on:** Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:49:34 »

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:43:28

Quote from: demik on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:39:00
Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:32:31
Quote from: demik on Thu, 31 March 2016, 16:20:16
Vp? I ain't no bottom *****.

POWER bottom. Does that change your mind?

What if something happens to you?

Reported for death threat / assassination attempt.

I said what IF. Not im going to take you out on your first day, skin you alive and wear you like a suit so everybody can love me. Duh. Nothing to be worried about OuO

absyrd · « **Reply #35 on:** Fri, 01 April 2016, 11:27:15 »

Stance #6

There will be NO posting of box or envelope pics without the contents being posted at the same time in the same post. I don't give a **** if it is a pile of boxes. I don't care if it is binge artwork. Show us your box. Show us your contents.

dgneo · « **Reply #36 on:** Fri, 01 April 2016, 11:32:06 »

Quote from: absyrd on Fri, 01 April 2016, 11:27:15

Show us your box.

You heard the man

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

nubbinator · « **Reply #37 on:** Fri, 01 April 2016, 16:00:16 »

Quote from: absyrd on Fri, 01 April 2016, 11:27:15

Stance #6

There will be NO posting of box or envelope pics without the contents being posted at the same time in the same post. I don't give a **** if it is a pile of boxes. I don't care if it is binge artwork. Show us your box. Show us your contents.

Apparently I found gifs for ants.

demik · « **Reply #38 on:** Fri, 01 April 2016, 16:03:36 »

I, on the other hand, will gladly accept box pics ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (⌐■ ͜ʖ■)

trenzafeeds · « **Reply #39 on:** Thu, 07 April 2016, 11:53:35 »

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:07:26

Issue #2

If you post in the "bothering" thread or complain elsewhere you have two options:

1. Do or post something equally positive to balance out your bull****.

2. Subscribe to pupper mail list to make you an all-around happier and better person.

Lost me on this one
I just wanna be salty everyday

tigersharkdude · « **Reply #40 on:** Thu, 07 April 2016, 13:14:33 »

Quote from: inanis on Thu, 31 March 2016, 15:05:24

Abs4Pres2016

Make Geekhack Great Again

This

absyrd · « **Reply #41 on:** Thu, 07 April 2016, 13:40:23 »

Some appointments I will make:

Secretary of Defense: Vesper (his tekmat is actually a tekmat)
Secretary of Agriculture: Hoff (where that weed at?)
Secretary of Commerce: missallaire (how to cop ****)
Secretary of Education: jdcarpe (MST sticky. job done)
Secretary of Labor: demik (works so hard)
Ambassador to ALL Countries: rowdy (which new member has not been first greeted by this man?)
Secretary of the Treasury: lysol (2soon?)

More to come as I make bonds and under-the-table deals with other members of this forum.

dgneo · « **Reply #42 on:** Thu, 07 April 2016, 13:43:13 »

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 13:40:23

Some appointments I will make:

Secretary of Defense: Vesper (his tekmat is actually a tekmat)
Secretary of Agriculture: Hoff (where that weed at?)
Secretary of Commerce: missallaire (how to cop ****)
Secretary of Education: jdcarpe (MST sticky. job done)
Secretary of Labor: demik (works so hard)
Ambassador to ALL Countries: rowdy (which new member has not been first greeted by this man?)
Secretary of the Treasury: lysol (2soon?)

More to come as I make bonds and under-the-table deals with other members of this forum.

Will trade sexual favors

Signature · « **Reply #43 on:** Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:03:09 »

Secretary of puppers pls

demik · « **Reply #44 on:** Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:06:07 »

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 13:40:23

Some appointments I will make:

Secretary of Defense: Vesper (his tekmat is actually a tekmat)
Secretary of Agriculture: Hoff (where that weed at?)
Secretary of Commerce: missallaire (how to cop ****)
Secretary of Education: jdcarpe (MST sticky. job done)
Secretary of Labor: demik (works so hard)
Ambassador to ALL Countries: rowdy (which new member has not been first greeted by this man?)
Secretary of the Treasury: lysol (2soon?)

More to come as I make bonds and under-the-table deals with other members of this forum.

Even if a fake country I can't get away from the Mexican stereotype

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

HoffmanMyster · « **Reply #45 on:** Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:10:54 »

Quote from: Demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:06:07

Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 13:40:23
Some appointments I will make:

Secretary of Defense: Vesper (his tekmat is actually a tekmat)
Secretary of Agriculture: Hoff (where that weed at?)
Secretary of Commerce: missallaire (how to cop ****)
Secretary of Education: jdcarpe (MST sticky. job done)
Secretary of Labor: demik (works so hard)
Ambassador to ALL Countries: rowdy (which new member has not been first greeted by this man?)
Secretary of the Treasury: lysol (2soon?)

More to come as I make bonds and under-the-table deals with other members of this forum.

Even if a fake country I can't get away from the Mexican stereotype

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

> hard worker

mfw OMG worst stereotype evar

demik · « **Reply #46 on:** Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:15:04 »

Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:10:54

Quote from: Demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:06:07
Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 13:40:23
Some appointments I will make:

Secretary of Defense: Vesper (his tekmat is actually a tekmat)
Secretary of Agriculture: Hoff (where that weed at?)
Secretary of Commerce: missallaire (how to cop ****)
Secretary of Education: jdcarpe (MST sticky. job done)
Secretary of Labor: demik (works so hard)
Ambassador to ALL Countries: rowdy (which new member has not been first greeted by this man?)
Secretary of the Treasury: lysol (2soon?)

More to come as I make bonds and under-the-table deals with other members of this forum.

Even if a fake country I can't get away from the Mexican stereotype

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

> hard worker

mfw OMG worst stereotype evar

THATS NOT ALL I AM.

IM A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN

FLFisherman · « **Reply #47 on:** Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:16:25 »

Quote from: Demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:15:04

Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:10:54
Quote from: Demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:06:07
Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 13:40:23
Some appointments I will make:

Secretary of Defense: Vesper (his tekmat is actually a tekmat)
Secretary of Agriculture: Hoff (where that weed at?)
Secretary of Commerce: missallaire (how to cop ****)
Secretary of Education: jdcarpe (MST sticky. job done)
Secretary of Labor: demik (works so hard)
Ambassador to ALL Countries: rowdy (which new member has not been first greeted by this man?)
Secretary of the Treasury: lysol (2soon?)

More to come as I make bonds and under-the-table deals with other members of this forum.

Even if a fake country I can't get away from the Mexican stereotype

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

> hard worker

mfw OMG worst stereotype evar
THATS NOT ALL I AM.

IM A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN

I agree with the "woman" part, but that's about it. Maybe you should an actual secretary to the Secretary of Labor.

mobbo · « **Reply #48 on:** Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:17:27 »

Quote from: Demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:15:04

Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:10:54
Quote from: Demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:06:07
Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 13:40:23
Some appointments I will make:

Secretary of Defense: Vesper (his tekmat is actually a tekmat)
Secretary of Agriculture: Hoff (where that weed at?)
Secretary of Commerce: missallaire (how to cop ****)
Secretary of Education: jdcarpe (MST sticky. job done)
Secretary of Labor: demik (works so hard)
Ambassador to ALL Countries: rowdy (which new member has not been first greeted by this man?)
Secretary of the Treasury: lysol (2soon?)

More to come as I make bonds and under-the-table deals with other members of this forum.

Even if a fake country I can't get away from the Mexican stereotype

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

> hard worker

mfw OMG worst stereotype evar
THATS NOT ALL I AM.

IM A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN

they call her demique

demik · « **Reply #49 on:** Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:30:24 »

Quote from: FLFisherman on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:16:25

Quote from: Demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:15:04
Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:10:54
Quote from: Demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:06:07
Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 13:40:23
Some appointments I will make:

Secretary of Defense: Vesper (his tekmat is actually a tekmat)
Secretary of Agriculture: Hoff (where that weed at?)
Secretary of Commerce: missallaire (how to cop ****)
Secretary of Education: jdcarpe (MST sticky. job done)
Secretary of Labor: demik (works so hard)
Ambassador to ALL Countries: rowdy (which new member has not been first greeted by this man?)
Secretary of the Treasury: lysol (2soon?)

More to come as I make bonds and under-the-table deals with other members of this forum.

Even if a fake country I can't get away from the Mexican stereotype

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

> hard worker

mfw OMG worst stereotype evar
THATS NOT ALL I AM.

IM A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN

I agree with the "woman" part, but that's about it. Maybe you should an actual secretary to the Secretary of Labor.

Rude

Quote from: mobbo on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:17:27

Quote from: Demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:15:04
Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:10:54
Quote from: Demik on Thu, 07 April 2016, 14:06:07
Quote from: absyrd on Thu, 07 April 2016, 13:40:23
Some appointments I will make:

Secretary of Defense: Vesper (his tekmat is actually a tekmat)
Secretary of Agriculture: Hoff (where that weed at?)
Secretary of Commerce: missallaire (how to cop ****)
Secretary of Education: jdcarpe (MST sticky. job done)
Secretary of Labor: demik (works so hard)
Ambassador to ALL Countries: rowdy (which new member has not been first greeted by this man?)
Secretary of the Treasury: lysol (2soon?)

More to come as I make bonds and under-the-table deals with other members of this forum.

Even if a fake country I can't get away from the Mexican stereotype

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

> hard worker

mfw OMG worst stereotype evar
THATS NOT ALL I AM.

IM A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN

they call her demique

I feel prettier already

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Author Topic: Absyrd for GH President (Read 10172 times)