Author Topic: Official 2015 NFL Season Thread (Read 78058 times)

katushkin · « **Reply #100 on:** Wed, 26 August 2015, 18:19:22 »

UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Confirmed our secondary is totally ****ed.

Also, RG3 has been in the league for four years. FOUR YEARS. To me he still feels like a rookie. We need to get rid of him. The captain can start, we don't need a third string. Just get rid of him.

absyrd · « **Reply #101 on:** Wed, 26 August 2015, 18:30:14 »

Quote from: hwood34 on Wed, 26 August 2015, 17:37:35

this has been an offseason for the ages. rip junior gallette

Yep. The Eagles are the only healthy team left in the NFC East. Bllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

katushkin · « **Reply #102 on:** Wed, 26 August 2015, 18:35:45 »

Quote from: absyrd on Wed, 26 August 2015, 18:30:14

Quote from: hwood34 on Wed, 26 August 2015, 17:37:35
this has been an offseason for the ages. rip junior gallette

Yep. The Eagles are the only healthy team left in the NFC East. Bllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

No surprise there.

And holy **** Michael Bennett's comments on QBs, so ****ing hilarious.

demik · « **Reply #103 on:** Wed, 26 August 2015, 21:36:22 »

Quote from: absyrd on Wed, 26 August 2015, 18:30:14

Quote from: hwood34 on Wed, 26 August 2015, 17:37:35
this has been an offseason for the ages. rip junior gallette

Yep. The Eagles are the only healthy team left in the NFC East. Bllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

yay! eagles my second favorite team.

katushkin · « **Reply #104 on:** Sat, 29 August 2015, 08:19:56 »

The Chiefs look pretty good this year. Travis Kelce is killing it

bueller · « **Reply #105 on:** Sat, 29 August 2015, 08:25:23 »

Quote from: katushkin on Wed, 26 August 2015, 18:19:22

Also, RG3 has been in the league for four years. FOUR YEARS. To me he still feels like a rookie. We need to get rid of him. The captain can start, we don't need a third string. Just get rid of him.

While you're at it get rid of Gruden, dude ****ing sucks as a HC. Lost a lot of respect for him last year the way he handled Griffin.

katushkin · « **Reply #106 on:** Sat, 29 August 2015, 08:33:29 »

Quote from: bueller on Sat, 29 August 2015, 08:25:23

Quote from: katushkin on Wed, 26 August 2015, 18:19:22
Also, RG3 has been in the league for four years. FOUR YEARS. To me he still feels like a rookie. We need to get rid of him. The captain can start, we don't need a third string. Just get rid of him.

While you're at it get rid of Gruden, dude ****ing sucks as a HC. Lost a lot of respect for him last year the way he handled Griffin.

We picked the wrong Gruden.

I would hope, that if the captain shines this weekend, he will start. It makes sense as RG3 just isn't ready. He can't handle himself as well as KC can in a collapsing pocket.

demik · « **Reply #107 on:** Sat, 29 August 2015, 09:36:37 »

GO NINERS

bueller · « **Reply #108 on:** Sat, 29 August 2015, 09:50:13 »

Quote from: demik on Sat, 29 August 2015, 09:36:37

GO NINERS

Something we can always agree on. Looking forward to seeing some real reps out of the first team tomorrow/today.

ALL ABOARD!

katushkin · « **Reply #109 on:** Sat, 29 August 2015, 11:23:20 »

Quote from: bueller on Sat, 29 August 2015, 09:50:13

Quote from: demik on Sat, 29 August 2015, 09:36:37
GO NINERS

Something we can always agree on. Looking forward to seeing some real reps out of the first team tomorrow/today.

ALL ABOARD!

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bueller · « **Reply #110 on:** Sat, 29 August 2015, 11:29:56 »

HAYNE CRANE TRAIN PLANE. CMON MAN.

katushkin · « **Reply #111 on:** Sat, 29 August 2015, 11:31:50 »

Quote from: bueller on Sat, 29 August 2015, 11:29:56

HAYNE CRANE TRAIN PLANE. CMON MAN.

Ahhhh, I didn't know what they guy's name was, so that's probably why I didn't link the rhyme together.

bueller · « **Reply #112 on:** Sat, 29 August 2015, 11:34:02 »

Quote from: katushkin on Sat, 29 August 2015, 11:31:50

Quote from: bueller on Sat, 29 August 2015, 11:29:56
HAYNE CRANE TRAIN PLANE. CMON MAN.

Ahhhh, I didn't know what they guy's name was, so that's probably why I didn't link the rhyme together.

Haha it's all good. The media over here are having the biggest circlejerk ever so I'm trying not to take it too seriously.

Would be nice if he made the team though, I genuinely think he's got the opportunity to be a GOAT punt/kick returner.

katushkin · « **Reply #113 on:** Sat, 29 August 2015, 18:43:52 »

Our secondary. Holy ****.

hwood34 · « **Reply #114 on:** Sat, 29 August 2015, 18:51:10 »

tfw you lock down the best wr in the game

hwood34 · « **Reply #115 on:** Sat, 29 August 2015, 18:59:09 »

but tfw your o-line still sucks

katushkin · « **Reply #116 on:** Sun, 30 August 2015, 05:57:44 »

OK. I have no idea who is going to start week one under center for us. My worries were unfounded and we killed it in the third quarter.

jbondeson · « **Reply #117 on:** Mon, 31 August 2015, 08:24:53 »

Wow. Kirk Cousins is named the starter in Washington.

bueller · « **Reply #118 on:** Mon, 31 August 2015, 08:46:03 »

Quote from: jbondeson on Mon, 31 August 2015, 08:24:53

Wow. Kirk Cousins is named the starter in Washington.

Doesn't surprise me, it's pretty clear the coaching team and his team mates have lost all faith in him. Take a look at any game where he's playing, he'll get the **** sacked out of him and not one of his team-mates will help him up. That's not a good sign.

jbondeson · « **Reply #119 on:** Mon, 31 August 2015, 09:02:53 »

Quote from: bueller on Mon, 31 August 2015, 08:46:03

Doesn't surprise me, it's pretty clear the coaching team and his team mates have lost all faith in him. Take a look at any game where he's playing, he'll get the **** sacked out of him and not one of his team-mates will help him up. That's not a good sign.

Yeah, but this is Washington we're talking about, RGIII is supposed to kill at least three more coaches before they let go of him!

katushkin · « **Reply #120 on:** Mon, 31 August 2015, 13:02:26 »

I'm kind of glad Jay Gruden doesn't like him, because if he did, RG3 would still be starting week 1, even though he's not the best QB we have.

The ownership clearly have some kind of idea that the fans think he's not great too, or they would push for RG3 to stay. I'm glad the Captain has been announced as the starter, just wish they had done it sooner.

Who starts in week 4 of the pre-season then?

jbondeson · « **Reply #121 on:** Mon, 31 August 2015, 13:04:30 »

Quote from: katushkin on Mon, 31 August 2015, 13:02:26

Who starts in week 4 of the pre-season then?

Colt McCoy may play the entire game, though I wouldn't be surprised if they put out Cousins for at least a series or two. Probably depends on how many first team reps Cousin's has gotten this offseason.

Edit

And now the Bills have named Tyrod Taylor as the Week 1 Starter.

hwood34 · « **Reply #122 on:** Mon, 31 August 2015, 13:40:48 »

Quote from: jbondeson on Mon, 31 August 2015, 08:24:53

Wow. Kirk Cousins is named the starter in Washington.

You sure you guys don't want Sex Cannon Grossman back? Ah who am I kidding, we need someone to replace TJ Yates, quite possibly one of the worst backups in the NFL

jbondeson · « **Reply #123 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 09:51:23 »

Aaaand Brady's suspension just got lifted.

Maybe, just maybe we can go back to not making up the rules as we go in the NFL?

demik · « **Reply #124 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:05:27 »

Quote from: jbondeson on Thu, 03 September 2015, 09:51:23

Aaaand Brady's suspension just got lifted.

Maybe, just maybe we can go back to not making up the rules as we go in the NFL?

Are you surprised? He's the nfl's golden boy. Ofc they'd let him off ez

jbondeson · « **Reply #125 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:11:41 »

The conspiracy theories on this one are gonna be awesome. "The NFL just sent it to court so they wouldn't look like they were going easy on Brady. They knew they'd lose!"

digi · « **Reply #126 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:13:41 »

RACIST!! They let the white man off the hook AGAIN!

demik · « **Reply #127 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:16:08 »

Quote from: digi on Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:13:41

RACIST!! They let the white man off the hook AGAIN!

Eh it's against the seachickens so who cares

digi · « **Reply #128 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:17:14 »

I thought Brady was suspended from deflating balls or whatever..

demik · « **Reply #129 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:21:33 »

Yeah but it was against Seattle.

But **** Seattle.

digi · « **Reply #130 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:24:13 »

Quote from: demik on Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:21:33

Yeah but it was against Seattle.

But **** Seattle.

I want Lynch to come home to Oakland, one year before he retires...I would finally own a Raiders jersey that isn't the kicker

demik · « **Reply #131 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:25:22 »

Quote from: digi on Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:24:13

Quote from: demik on Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:21:33
Yeah but it was against Seattle.

But **** Seattle.

I want Lynch to come home to Oakland, one year before he retires...I would finally own a Raiders jersey that isn't the kicker

It might happen. Oakland is where careers go to die.

Looking at you Rice. ಠ_ಠ

digi · « **Reply #132 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:28:09 »

Quote from: demik on Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:25:22

Quote from: digi on Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:24:13
Quote from: demik on Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:21:33
Yeah but it was against Seattle.

But **** Seattle.

I want Lynch to come home to Oakland, one year before he retires...I would finally own a Raiders jersey that isn't the kicker
It might happen. Oakland is where careers go to die.

Looking at you Rice. ಠ_ಠ

True dat! That's what we do! Crabtree, Tuck, Rice, Woodson (still has some juice though)

demik · « **Reply #133 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:29:36 »

Raiders AKA niners retirement home

digi · « **Reply #134 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:30:42 »

LOL - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Oakland+Raiders

jbondeson · « **Reply #135 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:30:56 »

I still can't believe they're seriously considering letting the Raider back into LA.

Are we looking to kill football in LA for a second time?

demik · « **Reply #136 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:32:49 »

Quote from: jbondeson on Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:30:56

I still can't believe they're seriously considering letting the Raider back into LA.

Are we looking to kill football in LA for a second time?

We are desperate for anything

jbondeson · « **Reply #137 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:34:13 »

Wait... new theory: the NFL hates everyone in LA and wants them to be miserable, therefore the Raiders are the perfect ambassadors.

demik · « **Reply #138 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:36:43 »

Quote from: jbondeson on Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:34:13

Wait... new theory: the NFL hates everyone in LA and wants them to be miserable, therefore the Raiders are the perfect ambassadors.

Sounds about right.
NFL: YOULL TAKE IT AND LOVE IT
LA: OKAY

Textbook abusive relationship

digi · « **Reply #139 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:41:02 »

The Nation moving to LA is literally the worst case scenario. Unfortunately, i'll still be a fan to the grave.

Good news is I can stop by Demik's place and wave the Raiders flag in front of his house..

jbondeson · « **Reply #140 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:42:11 »

Quote from: demik on Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:36:43

Quote from: jbondeson on Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:34:13
Wait... new theory: the NFL hates everyone in LA and wants them to be miserable, therefore the Raiders are the perfect ambassadors.

Sounds about right.
NFL: YOULL TAKE IT AND LOVE IT
LA: OKAY

Textbook abusive relationship

It even include a shakedown for more stadium money in a decade!

demik · « **Reply #141 on:** Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:52:28 »

Quote from: digi on Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:41:02

The Nation moving to LA is literally the worst case scenario. Unfortunately, i'll still be a fan to the grave.

Good news is I can stop by Demik's place and wave the Raiders flag in front of his house..

To quote the late great biggie smalls.

Keep a shotty by the shower in case you wanna wave a flag while I'm ****ting.

katushkin · « **Reply #142 on:** Fri, 04 September 2015, 04:29:31 »

Quote from: demik on Thu, 03 September 2015, 11:21:33

Yeah but it was against Seattle.

But **** Seattle.

It wasn't, it was against the Colts.

bueller · « **Reply #143 on:** Fri, 04 September 2015, 07:13:02 »

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/639650886080290817

Seriously, watch the end of this play. **** I love this guy.

absyrd · « **Reply #144 on:** Fri, 04 September 2015, 10:29:07 »

Quote from: bueller on Fri, 04 September 2015, 07:13:02

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/639650886080290817

Seriously, watch the end of this play. **** I love this guy.

What the ****? That young buck stole the spelling of my name AND added an "r". I hate him already.

katushkin · « **Reply #145 on:** Sat, 05 September 2015, 17:25:56 »

Quote from: bueller on Fri, 04 September 2015, 07:13:02

https://twitter.com/NFL/status/639650886080290817

Seriously, watch the end of this play. **** I love this guy.

SIT

DOWN

hwood34 · « **Reply #146 on:** Sat, 05 September 2015, 17:52:52 »

And so ends the short-lived Atlanta Sex Cannon era

hwood34 · « **Reply #147 on:** Sat, 05 September 2015, 17:57:47 »

Here's to hoping Andy Levitre gets back to how good he was in Buffalo. Titan's blocking scheme just didn't suit him, he should fit in well in Atlanta

hwood34 · « **Reply #148 on:** Mon, 07 September 2015, 18:29:06 »

You know it's gonna be a good year when you cut your starting center a week before the first game

hwood34 · « **Reply #149 on:** Sat, 12 September 2015, 18:57:38 »

ayyy lmao

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Author Topic: Official 2015 NFL Season Thread (Read 78058 times)