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They're so cute!
Your SSK is dented, yo.
Yeah, bro. Scrap that thing. There's a really nice dumpster at my place so send it over here. I'll throw it away for yoy.
Dude he's not just gonna pay to ship it to you to throw it away. It's a nice offer, but I just don't think he'll go for it.
I, on the other hand, will generously pay to have it shipped to my apartment and I can toss it here for you, saving you all the hassle of throwing things away yourself. Where is the dumpster? Can I throw this away or should I recycle it? What if I hit a dumpster diver?
Worry not; Hoffman Automatic Recycling and Dumping Guy has it covered. HARDGuy: the one stop shop for all your hardest problems.