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Tea, Earl Grey, Hot

(Every time I come across Earl Grey tea in my company's item database, I've been updating the item keywords with this exact phrase. Wonder if any of our customers will get the reference...)

dragonxx21 · « **Reply #215 on:** Fri, 14 February 2014, 09:46:15 »

http://fazenda.w-space.org/

HoffmanMyster · « **Reply #216 on:** Fri, 14 February 2014, 13:59:40 »

HPE1000 · « **Reply #217 on:** Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:01:05 »

http://www.wearedelasoul.com/

heedpantsnow · « **Reply #218 on:** Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:45:55 »

http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=54792.0

Computer-Lab in Basement · « **Reply #219 on:** Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:46:31 »

http://imgur.com/a/9sHx7

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #220 on:** Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:49:47 »

http://www.instructables.com/id/Phone-line-powered-flashlight

heedpantsnow · « **Reply #221 on:** Fri, 14 February 2014, 14:56:30 »

http://www.instructables.com/id/flashlight-powered-phone-line

Norz · « **Reply #222 on:** Fri, 14 February 2014, 16:44:12 »

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=443519&currentpage=2

Sifo · « **Reply #223 on:** Fri, 14 February 2014, 17:11:59 »

http://i.imgur.com/CX83kU8.png

daerid · « **Reply #224 on:** Fri, 14 February 2014, 23:24:15 »

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16835181010

Melvang · « **Reply #225 on:** Sat, 15 February 2014, 01:28:18 »

http://nurgleprobe.wordpress.com/2012/07/09/you-should-watch-video-game-high-school/

jonathanyu · « **Reply #226 on:** Sat, 15 February 2014, 02:18:45 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBObBXsx5Jk&feature=youtu.be

HipsterPunks · « **Reply #227 on:** Sat, 15 February 2014, 02:28:15 »

http://imgur.com/ti9wM6Z

*removed stupid iphone link

Novus · « **Reply #228 on:** Sat, 15 February 2014, 02:55:07 »

http://imgur.com/gallery/4mSfiI4

ricercar · « **Reply #229 on:** Sat, 15 February 2014, 04:33:51 »

mnemosyne

riotonthebay · « **Reply #230 on:** Sat, 15 February 2014, 06:02:15 »

http://keminglabs.com/blog/angular-cljs-weather-app/

luis911 · « **Reply #231 on:** Sat, 15 February 2014, 11:03:43 »

Computer-Lab in Basement · « **Reply #232 on:** Wed, 05 March 2014, 08:55:28 »

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katushkin · « **Reply #233 on:** Thu, 06 March 2014, 12:36:54 »

KB001487

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #234 on:** Thu, 06 March 2014, 12:38:27 »

Zo goed als nieuw

HPE1000 · « **Reply #235 on:** Thu, 06 March 2014, 12:56:35 »

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/05/us-usa-california-pot-idUSBREA242EN20140305

Computer-Lab in Basement · « **Reply #236 on:** Thu, 06 March 2014, 12:57:18 »

1001,1002,1003,1004,1005,1006,1010,1021,1040,1049,1064,1067,1115,1997,1998

paicrai · « **Reply #237 on:** Thu, 06 March 2014, 13:44:44 »

It's empty

paicrai · « **Reply #238 on:** Wed, 19 March 2014, 12:33:54 »

I keep meeting this person on Omegle that translates pop songs to raunchy **** when trying to mess with people

More

You take a deep breath and spread my cheeks
It's the morning of your very first ****
You jack off to your friends you ain't seen in a while
Try and hit everybody's face
It's your freshman year and you're gonna suck ****
For the next four years in this town
You won't be one of those senior citizens who wank and say
"You know, I haven't seen you around before."

'Cause when you're fifteen and somebody tells you they want to **** your face
You're gonna believe them
And when you're fifty
Feeling like there's nobody's eyes to **** out
Well count to ten, take it in
This is life before you know who you're gonna ****
Fifteen

You sit in class next to red-headed Abigail
And soon enough you're ****ing in the stall
Cumming on the other girls who think they're so smart
We'll **** off out of here as soon as we can
And then you're in your very first rape and he's got a huge cock
And you're feeling like dying
And your mamma's rubbing off
And in the police station line-up you're thinking he's the one
And you're dancing 'round the room when the night ends, when the night ends

'Cause when you're fifteen and somebody tells you they want to **** your face
You're gonna believe them
And when you're fifteen and your first blowjob makes your cock spin around
But in your life you'll do things greater than sucking the boy on the football team
But I didn't know it at fifteen

When all you wanted was to be ****ed
Wish you could go back and suck yourself so hard you're hard now

Back then I swore I was gonna rape his dog someday
But I realized some bigger ****s of mine
And Abigail gave everything she had to a boy who changed his gender
And we both masturbated

'Cause when you're fifteen and somebody tells you they want to **** your face
You're gonna believe them
And when you're fifteen, don't forget to jack before you kneel
I've found murder can kill most anything
And you just might find who you're supposed to ****
I didn't know who I was supposed to be at fifteen

La la la la la ****in' ****
La la la la God dam nit
La la la la la Ass hole

Your very first day
You take a deep breath, *****
Take a deep breath as you spread my cheeks.

**** copied the wrong lyrics from the convo, edited to the right one

epzy · « **Reply #239 on:** Wed, 19 March 2014, 12:41:31 »

Computer-Lab in Basement · « **Reply #240 on:** Wed, 19 March 2014, 12:46:44 »

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blackbox · « **Reply #241 on:** Wed, 19 March 2014, 13:10:07 »

Quote from: wasabah on Wed, 19 March 2014, 08:52:13

I really like the idea, but as you guys said: it's just too tall.

Btw, they upgraded to Cherry MX now.

Still, I'll wait until after the Kickstarter.
If it's a success, they'll hopefully sell more or make a business out of it.
Then I can still get one if it's worth it.

Good that they upgraded to cherry mx. thats a sign that they listen to the community. I hope they will listen to the community and do something about that height too.

squarefrog · « **Reply #242 on:** Wed, 19 March 2014, 13:46:58 »

RBH, GKK, GDE, BCT, VAZ

rowdy · « **Reply #243 on:** Wed, 19 March 2014, 14:18:12 »

39° 58′ 44″ N, 119° 46′ 32″ E

pichu23 · « **Reply #244 on:** Wed, 19 March 2014, 15:21:25 »

feature=youtu.be

katushkin · « **Reply #245 on:** Wed, 19 March 2014, 15:53:45 »

JOB FAILURE ON STWL136 - JOB LSRHDN20 - RC= 8 - LOAD COMPASS

RIP LSRHDN20

C5Allroad · « **Reply #246 on:** Wed, 19 March 2014, 20:09:23 »

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Pacifist · « **Reply #247 on:** Wed, 19 March 2014, 20:13:56 »

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Cherry-PS-2-Keyboard-Model-MY8000-Multi-Board-Card-Reader-with-Serial-Interface/201043017809?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D21142%26meid%3D5606992519757941408%26pid%3D100005%26prg%3D9373%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D321349497326&rt=nc

hwood34 · « **Reply #248 on:** Wed, 19 March 2014, 20:40:06 »

H.R. 875, Food Safety Modernization Act

daerid · « **Reply #249 on:** Wed, 19 March 2014, 22:38:13 »

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png

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