Clearly, noisy, you are just full of ****.
Here is an amusing holiday **** story:
Somewhere around 1982, I was invited to a St Patrick's Day party by a friend who managed a store where beer kegs were sold/rented. He had a keg at his house and used a double cartridge of green dye to make the beer super-green (he was half Irish on his mother's side). I got to the party and everyone's lips/mouth/teeth were already disgusting green but I joined in.
I expected green urine, but, no, not even after several trips to the head. Or even the next day. But about 1-2 days later, I produced this turd that was an unbelievable, practically glowing plutonium-green. It was staggering. Too bad that was years before ubiquitous cameras so that I could have documented it.