Best ways to get drunk on the cheap

[anoxy]

lol the moderators in this forum.... It's like a grade school.

[noisyturtle]

lol the moderators in this forum.... It's like a grade school.

[HoffmanMyster]

lol the moderators in this forum.... It's like a grade school.

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[kmiller8]

lol the moderators in this forum.... It's like a grade school.

More like grade schoolers telling college kids what to and not to do.

[affect656]

Go to bars and just finish peoples drinks that they leave on the table

[anoxy]

lol the moderators in this forum.... It's like a grade school.

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[anoxy]

lol the moderators in this forum.... It's like a grade school.

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[tp4tissue]

awwwhhh snap....

Goin' all Junior High on eachother..

[rowdy]

lol the moderators in this forum.... It's like a grade school.

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Command-Q would work better on a Mac

[tbc]

lol the moderators in this forum.... It's like a grade school.

More like grade schoolers telling college kids what to and not to do.

situations like this make me miss demik

[paicrai]

oooh this thread went straight in the ****s

[Oobly]

lol the moderators in this forum.... It's like a grade school.

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Command-Q would work better on a Mac

Alt-F4 on Windows helps, too. Jimmies remain unrustled.

But to the OP, you really wanna get wasted just to get wasted? I have been drunk a fair number of times but never drink "to get drunk". Why poison yourself like that, you're only gonna have more problems the next day than you had when you started drinking. At least hangovers are easier to deal with when you're younger. When you get older your body REALLY resents what you've done and tells you all about it.

Moderation in all things really goes a long way. Practically anything becomes a poison when consumed in large quantities. Alcohol is a rather interesting substance in that regard, though. It makes you feel alright as it dehydrates your cells and forces your liver and kidneys to go into filtering overdrive. The body is quite adept at dealing with small quantities and a little is actually beneficial, but in larger quantities you are literally poisoning yourself.

[noisyturtle]

lol the moderators in this forum.... It's like a grade school.

If you're unhappy with the forum, you can click the 'X' in the upper right hand corner of your screen if using a Windows operating system, or upper left hand corner of your screen if using a Mac operating system.  This should solve the problem.

Command-Q would work better on a Mac

But to the OP, you really wanna get wasted just to get wasted? I have been drunk a fair number of times but never drink "to get drunk". Why poison yourself like that, you're only gonna have more problems the next day than you had when you started drinking. At least hangovers are easier to deal with when you're younger. When you get older your body REALLY resents what you've done and tells you all about it.

I actually find it's quite the opposite. I haven't had a hangover in ages, I think the last time was about 4-5 years ago. I'm 30 now and it takes a boat load to actually get me drunk, and if I'm being honest here, I only drink perhaps once or twice a month, but when I do I go for it. I don't even keep beer in my fridge. I'm really more of a pot guy, and actually am prescribed it for legitimate medical reasons, but that's still about $75 every two weeks which is absolutely out of the question with my current budget. It doesn't matter if I'm up all night in pain and having seizures, without medical coverage there's nothing to be done about it except get drunk enough that my neurons ignore the pain because I can't even get the proper medication on my own. God bless the American medical system!

[tbc]

lol the moderators in this forum.... It's like a grade school.

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Command-Q would work better on a Mac

But to the OP, you really wanna get wasted just to get wasted? I have been drunk a fair number of times but never drink "to get drunk". Why poison yourself like that, you're only gonna have more problems the next day than you had when you started drinking. At least hangovers are easier to deal with when you're younger. When you get older your body REALLY resents what you've done and tells you all about it.

I actually find it's quite the opposite. I haven't had a hangover in ages, I think the last time was about 4-5 years ago. I'm 30 now and it takes a boat load to actually get me drunk, and if I'm being honest here, I only drink perhaps once or twice a month, but when I do I go for it. I don't even keep beer in my fridge. I'm really more of a pot guy, and actually am prescribed it for legitimate medical reasons, but that's still about $75 every two weeks which is absolutely out of the question with my current budget. It doesn't matter if I'm up all night in pain and having seizures, without medical coverage there's nothing to be done about it except get drunk enough that my neurons ignore the pain because I can't even get the proper medication on my own. God bless the American medical system!

canada

specifically bc

[noisyturtle]

lol the moderators in this forum.... It's like a grade school.

If you're unhappy with the forum, you can click the 'X' in the upper right hand corner of your screen if using a Windows operating system, or upper left hand corner of your screen if using a Mac operating system.  This should solve the problem.

Command-Q would work better on a Mac

But to the OP, you really wanna get wasted just to get wasted? I have been drunk a fair number of times but never drink "to get drunk". Why poison yourself like that, you're only gonna have more problems the next day than you had when you started drinking. At least hangovers are easier to deal with when you're younger. When you get older your body REALLY resents what you've done and tells you all about it.

I actually find it's quite the opposite. I haven't had a hangover in ages, I think the last time was about 4-5 years ago. I'm 30 now and it takes a boat load to actually get me drunk, and if I'm being honest here, I only drink perhaps once or twice a month, but when I do I go for it. I don't even keep beer in my fridge. I'm really more of a pot guy, and actually am prescribed it for legitimate medical reasons, but that's still about $75 every two weeks which is absolutely out of the question with my current budget. It doesn't matter if I'm up all night in pain and having seizures, without medical coverage there's nothing to be done about it except get drunk enough that my neurons ignore the pain because I can't even get the proper medication on my own. God bless the American medical system!

canada

specifically bc

Yeah, it's pretty stupid in the states. They actually have the balls to charge $140 per pill for the stuff the doctor said I needed, and it's not even proven to work )

[iri]

I have been drunk a fair number of times but never drink "to get drunk"

Location: Finland
you are not integrated

I'm really more of a pot guy, and actually am prescribed it for legitimate medical reasons, but that's still about $75 every two weeks which is absolutely out of the question with my current budget. It doesn't matter if I'm up all night in pain and having seizures, without medical coverage there's nothing to be done about it except get drunk enough that my neurons ignore the pain because I can't even get the proper medication on my own

because of price or because of not having a prescription?

[AKmalamute]

I have a good friend who just got out of rehab. I think I understand. Medical conditions or not, drinking isn't really the right solution, but I understand wanting to get drunk for the sake of it.

Patience is a virtue, OP ... here's the cheapest way I've heard of: Buy a gallon of applejuice, and find a tablespoon or two of sugar. Preferably also some active yeast. Technically any will do. Add addititves to the juice, and leave uncorked but covered in a closet for a couple weeks -- maybe a month I haven't done this myself.

Enjoy your prison wine. Should be enough there to get you hammered at least once. Will taste like **** but should get you hammered, too.

[IPT]

skip drinking this week, save the $10 for next week where you'll have $20.00

buy a bottle of jack.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

skip drinking this week, save the $10 for next week where you'll have $20.00

buy a bottle of jack.

Probably the best suggestion in this whole thread. Except I'd buy Jäger...

[Candyflip]

I have nightmares from jagermeister. Back in high school that was the popular drink here, most got drunk till passing out on it every weekend if not more often, teenagers.. Now I can't even take a sip from the stuff immediately comes the throw up feeling

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

I have nightmares from jagermeister. Back in high school that was the popular drink here, most got drunk till passing out on it every weekend if not more often, teenagers.. Now I can't even take a sip from the stuff immediately comes the throw up feeling

I know the feel. I'm the same way with rum.

[IvanIvanovich]

I never really did get the huge obsession many have with Jagermeister. There are several other brands of Kräuterlikör that are better in my opinion, but I suppose not as readily available in America... though even then I would rather have Unicum or Becherovka.

[roaduck]

At the moment I`m being a good boy - but when I`m bad...I`m very bad indeed.

I`ve just drank my special home-brew wine which was lovely so I`m  gonna have to make some wacky creation.

 An old favourite of mine is called "Sicky-Saki" - basically el-cheapo white rice with raisins/sultanas, white  granulated  sugar and lemons to taste.I used  high-strength/champagne/turbo wine yeast and gave it just enough time to basically stop bubbling...a couple of weeks for a five gallon bucket and it wasn`t even remotely clear.

God it cemented me to the couch...stronger than sherry...about 23% by volume!

This weekend I`m gonna do coconut and jaggery wine and also an industrial strength ginger and Seville orange effort that will go with my outside BBQ`s and saxophone/drum/guitar jams in the garden...it will get me away from the `puter so I can get some sun.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaggery

You don`t need a lot of money to do homebrew just a lot of patience and be scrupulously clean and everything will be tickerty-boo.

Best results are after leaving the brew 6 months but can be drunk in 10-14 days at a pinch...with a little bit of clearing/racking somewhere  cold.

I go to this place to learn how to become a worse alcoholic Ha Ha Ha !!!

http://www.jimsbeerkit.co.uk/forum/index.php

[iri]

I have nightmares from jagermeister.

and i only have good dreams.

oh, jagermeister.
added to my coffee.
or just drunk as is from the little bottles.

also the bar closest to me is jagerbar.

[IPT]

Jager has the import tax, you can get a 750mL bottle of jack for under $20
750mL bottle of jager can run over $20.

[noisyturtle]

I have nightmares from jagermeister.

and i only have good dreams.

oh, jagermeister.
added to my coffee.
or just drunk as is from the little bottles.

also the bar closest to me is jagerbar.

It's so bitter and syrupy. Not a fan of apéritifs and digestifs at all.

[ApocalypseMaow]

40s from the Bodega.

$6 for 40oz of 80 proof horse piss

but the pain of waking up after... uhhhhhgggg.

[eth0s]

Nobody suggested distilling your own alcohol?  If you took high school chemistry you know more than enough to do it.  You can make gallons of alcohol for a few bucks. 

Ingredients you will need:  10 pounds of cornmeal, 10 pounds of sugar, and 1/2 ounce of yeast.  5-6 feet of 1/4" copper tubing.   For a still you can drill a 1/4" hole in a metal pressure cooker, then insert the copper tubing, and try to seal it.  Now you just need a big metal pot to cook your mash, and a plastic bucket to collect your sweet nectar.  Also you should rig up something to cool your copper coil.  You can read about this on the internet probably if you don't know what I'm talking about.

[ApocalypseMaow]

Nobody suggested distilling your own alcohol?  If you took high school chemistry you know more than enough to do it.  You can make gallons of alcohol for a few bucks. 

Ingredients you will need:  10 pounds of cornmeal, 10 pounds of sugar, and 1/2 ounce of yeast.  5-6 feet of 1/4" copper tubing.   For a still you can drill a 1/4" hole in a metal pressure cooker, then insert the copper tubing, and try to seal it.  Now you just need a big metal pot to cook your mash, and a plastic bucket to collect your sweet nectar.  Also you should rig up something to cool your copper coil.  You can read about this on the internet probably if you don't know what I'm talking about.

This is a felony homie, but all info is correct. 

[paicrai]

isn't that legal in some states? i think it is

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

Buy a 1.5L bottle of wine for $15. Have yourself one hell of a night.

[jdcarpe]

Buy a 1.5L bottle of wine for $15. Have yourself one hell of a night.

Just make sure it's red wine.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

Oh of course... Merlot all the way.

[eth0s]

Nobody suggested distilling your own alcohol?  If you took high school chemistry you know more than enough to do it.  You can make gallons of alcohol for a few bucks. 

Ingredients you will need:  10 pounds of cornmeal, 10 pounds of sugar, and 1/2 ounce of yeast.  5-6 feet of 1/4" copper tubing.   For a still you can drill a 1/4" hole in a metal pressure cooker, then insert the copper tubing, and try to seal it.  Now you just need a big metal pot to cook your mash, and a plastic bucket to collect your sweet nectar.  Also you should rig up something to cool your copper coil.  You can read about this on the internet probably if you don't know what I'm talking about.

This is a felony homie, but all info is correct. 

Well, it's illegal to make distilled spirits without a license.  I just looked up what it takes to get a license/ permit to produce distilled alcohol from the TTB, and it doesn't look too difficult. http://www.ttb.gov/applications/index.shtml#Manufacturers  However, in typical 'Murican fashion, it's easier to get a license buy and sell assault rifles than to make liquor and get drunk at home.  'Muricans loves their guns.  I thought they liked cheap liquor too, but I guess not as much as killing each other with guns.  Maybe we need a Constitutional Amendment for the right to distill and consume intoxicating liquors. 

[esoomenona]

I would've gladly traded you a bottle of some nice liquor for your Spumoni. It's a shame you already sold it to the highest bidder. Now you have enough money to buy lots of alcohol. Why are you being skimpy?

[Dyslexic]

I would've gladly traded you a bottle of some nice liquor for your Spumoni. It's a shame you already sold it to the highest bidder. Now you have enough money to buy lots of alcohol. Why are you being skimpy?

He sold the spumoni? :O I wouldn't judge, better to part with that cap than to starve himself and/or take the advice in this thread.

[tp4tissue]

Buy a 1.5L bottle of wine for $15. Have yourself one hell of a night.

Just make sure it's red wine.

maybe 3/10 times that I've had red wine.. it's made me sick/ nauseous...    This one time, I got really delirious and purged in the bathroom

Never had trouble with white..

Vodka is solid..

Felt sick from a some bears....  For example I don't handle Guinness in large amounts. 

[IPT]

I would've gladly traded you a bottle of some nice liquor for your Spumoni. It's a shame you already sold it to the highest bidder. Now you have enough money to buy lots of alcohol. Why are you being skimpy?

He sold the spumoni? :O I wouldn't judge, better to part with that cap than to starve himself and/or take the advice in this thread.

wait, i thought i was giving good advicee...

[paicrai]

new thread: drugs on the cheap

[noisyturtle]

I would've gladly traded you a bottle of some nice liquor for your Spumoni. It's a shame you already sold it to the highest bidder. Now you have enough money to buy lots of alcohol. Why are you being skimpy?

He sold the spumoni? :O I wouldn't judge, better to part with that cap than to starve himself and/or take the advice in this thread.

i wouldn't believe everything you read

[HoffmanMyster]

Best way to get drunk on the cheap?  Give me your paypal address.    Beers for geekhackers!

[paicrai]

whoa hoff
noyce

[esoomenona]

I would've gladly traded you a bottle of some nice liquor for your Spumoni. It's a shame you already sold it to the highest bidder. Now you have enough money to buy lots of alcohol. Why are you being skimpy?

He sold the spumoni? :O I wouldn't judge, better to part with that cap than to starve himself and/or take the advice in this thread.

i wouldn't believe everything you read

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Obviously this is an old picture. You don't have a job or any money, so how could you buy all that marijuana? Either that, or you took the money from the Spumoni sale, went out and bought a grip, took a picture of the two together, then shipped it out.

[paicrai]

I would've gladly traded you a bottle of some nice liquor for your Spumoni. It's a shame you already sold it to the highest bidder. Now you have enough money to buy lots of alcohol. Why are you being skimpy?

He sold the spumoni? :O I wouldn't judge, better to part with that cap than to starve himself and/or take the advice in this thread.

i wouldn't believe everything you read

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blaze it n praise it

[ferociousfingerings]

Cheapest way is successful theft.

Best way is brew your own.

Let's combine the two principles: steal all necessary components to brew your own!

Now we just have to make this process transpire in a reasonable amount of time, and then refine it so it can be reliably repeated.


Edit:

Actually, the cost of effort to successfully steal homebrew components is probably quite high.

So, it's probably "cheaper" to ask for free donations of all components, but this approach could be prohibitively costly in the time department...

So i suppose it comes down to effort vs time vs risk.

We need to know whether there are time constraints, or a maximum amount of risk that must not be exceeded, before we can sufficiently answer the question.

[limecore]

metho, nail polish remover and mouthwash are the cheapest ways to get drunk, but they are far from the best.

[HoffmanMyster]

metho, nail polish remover and mouthwash are the cheapest ways to get drunk, but they are far from the best.

I have to say: 'drunk' and 'dead' are not the same thing.

[limecore]

I'm pretty sure that there is a small delay between drunk and dead, so they are still valid options

[tp4tissue]

metho, nail polish remover and mouthwash are the cheapest ways to get drunk, but they are far from the best.

I have to say: 'drunk' and 'dead' are not the same thing.

acetone and mouth wash are also NOT cheaper than  ghetto-vodka..

[noisyturtle]

Ever seen Shoenice's channel on YouTube? That maniac chugs rubbing alcohol, mouthwash, and entire bottles of Everclear.