Tp4 used to fantasize about females

[tp4tissue]

But as a 100% Veggie @ 10% fats, every morning Tp4 wake up dreaming about::

[Findecanor]

Fried chicken and waffles... Eewwwwww!

Waffles are supposed to be eaten with something sweet, not with something savoury.

... and what the Elle is that white stuff?

[tp4tissue]

Fried chicken and waffles... Eewwwwww!

Waffles are supposed to be eaten with something sweet, not with something savoury.

... and what the Elle is that white stuff?

This is an 'murican Classic !!

White stuff is butter

[Findecanor]

Why the would you put butter on waffles? What is wrong with you?

It is not as if you are putting butter on dry bread, on potatoes or veggies or something -- that I can get behind.
But waffles are made with fat, they contain fat and they were cooked in fat. They don't need to be moister or softer. They are soft and fatty already!

[tp4tissue]

Why the would you put butter on waffles? What is wrong with you?

Your Imagination is lacking findecanor

These are Real toppings and combinations Tp4 has personally Stuffed-ones-face-in-w/


Waffle w/ Butter,  Cane syrup, Blueberry jam,  Apricot Jam,   Mayonnaise,  Soysauce, 


Waffle Baloney sandwich


Waffle Roast Beef Tomato Melt, w/ Triple Cheese, Chedder, Swiss, Brie

[nmur]

TIL tp4 sexually identifies as fried chicken

[ygor]

Fried chicken and waffles... Eewwwwww!

Waffles are supposed to be eaten with something sweet, not with something savoury.

... and what the Elle is that white stuff?

This is the biggest misconception about waffles and I wish the thought would die forever.

Having said that, those waffles tp posted look soggy af. No bueno.

[Belfong]

Why is this a thread of its own? Why can't it be on the Vegan thread?

[tp4tissue]

Why is this a thread of its own? Why can't it be on the Vegan thread?

Because Tp4 =/= Vegan



Typical Vegans are as unenlightened as the general population,  and they've taken upon eating veggies for the wrong reasons.

[chyros]

Fried chicken and waffles... Eewwwwww!

Waffles are supposed to be eaten with something sweet, not with something savoury.

... and what the Elle is that white stuff?

This is an 'murican Classic !!

White stuff is butter

Eww, gross D:!

[Duckyreddy]

I love waffles, love love love.
and fried chicken.

but they really shouldn't be on the same plate!!  )
I had it once and ew ew ew

[tp4tissue]

I love waffles, love love love.
and fried chicken.

but they really shouldn't be on the same plate!!  )
I had it once and ew ew ew

People instinctively fear the greatness of which they can not personally comprehend..

[chyros]

I love waffles, love love love.
and fried chicken.

but they really shouldn't be on the same plate!!  )
I had it once and ew ew ew

People instinctively fear the greatness of which they can not personally comprehend..

Yes, but also, bull**** .

[dante]

Waffles > Pancakes.

They simply hold more ... more ice cream more hot fudge more nuts more bananas more sausage more sausage gravy.

Half the table is embarassed to be eating with me - the other half wishes I ordered for them.

[chyros]

Waffles > Pancakes.

They simply hold more ... more ice cream more hot fudge more nuts more bananas more sausage more sausage gravy.

Half the table is embarassed to be eating with me - the other half wishes I ordered for them.

None of those things should be on pancakes anyway.

When done properly, waffles are desert, and pancakes are a main.

[Findecanor]

Thin wide pancakes like crêpes and galettes and also blinis can be used as a main, with various toppings.
When wheat crêpe-style pancakes are a little bit thicker they are more suitable for dessert.
European pancakes are made without any rising agent and wider than American pancakes. There are small varieties of dessert pancakes also in Europe but those are often even smaller and made in special pans with a depression for each cake: for instance Dutch "poffertjes" and Swedish "plättar".

I don't have salt in dessert pancakes but I think main course pancakes should have it.

Main course pancakes can be rolled up with filling and baked like an enchilada.
Large dessert pancakes can also be rolled up with sweet filling and optionally baked.

Either could be made vegan. They just tend to be drier and not hold up as well without the eggs.

But there is never any cold butter or fried chicken on it!

[tp4tissue]

Waffle..

Mayonnaise
 
American Cheese

Bacon/ Lettuce/ Tomato

American Cheese

Ketchup

Waffle..

[chyros]

Waffle..

Mayonnaise
 
American Cheese

Bacon/ Lettuce/ Tomato

American Cheese

Ketchup

Waffle..

The mere thought makes me shudder, what the hell man? That's revolting xD .

[digi]

Now he fantasizes about Kale salad..don't lie TP.

[tp4tissue]

Now he fantasizes about Kale salad..don't lie TP.

No, I can't even afford kale.. way too spensive ..

[sncbraxsc2]

Waffles > Pancakes.

They simply hold more ... more ice cream more hot fudge more nuts more bananas more sausage more sausage gravy.

Half the table is embarassed to be eating with me - the other half wishes I ordered for them.

None of those things should be on pancakes anyway.

When done properly, waffles are desert, and pancakes are a main.

Have you ever had a hot waffle with soft serve ice cream spread over top? My dad used to make that for dessert when I was younger and I remember it being one of my favorites. Maybe second only to dipping wendys fries in a Frosty

[chyros]

Waffles > Pancakes.

They simply hold more ... more ice cream more hot fudge more nuts more bananas more sausage more sausage gravy.

Half the table is embarassed to be eating with me - the other half wishes I ordered for them.

None of those things should be on pancakes anyway.

When done properly, waffles are desert, and pancakes are a main.

Have you ever had a hot waffle with soft serve ice cream spread over top? My dad used to make that for dessert when I was younger and I remember it being one of my favorites. Maybe second only to dipping wendys fries in a Frosty

Yeah, exactly, ice cream and waffles is great. Pancakes were made for other stuff to accompany it, like bacon and cheese.

[Duckyreddy]

Waffles > Pancakes.

They simply hold more ... more ice cream more hot fudge more nuts more bananas more sausage more sausage gravy.

Half the table is embarassed to be eating with me - the other half wishes I ordered for them.

None of those things should be on pancakes anyway.

When done properly, waffles are desert, and pancakes are a main.

Have you ever had a hot waffle with soft serve ice cream spread over top? My dad used to make that for dessert when I was younger and I remember it being one of my favorites. Maybe second only to dipping wendys fries in a Frosty

Yeah, exactly, ice cream and waffles is great. Pancakes were made for other stuff to accompany it, like bacon and cheese.

Thank you, yes.

[noisyturtle]

Good food is better than bad sex 100% of the time

[ygor]

Good food is better than bad sex 100% of the time

Is your mam available for testing this theory.

[noisyturtle]

Good food is better than bad sex 100% of the time

Is your mam available for testing this theory.

Sure, if you want bad food AND bad sex.

[dante]

Good food is better than bad sex 100% of the time

Is your mam available for testing this theory.

Sure, if you want bad food AND bad sex.

But what about good food AND good sex?

Like sharing some Uni during passionate kissing while getting a grind going?

[tp4tissue]

This is getting out of hands guys..

hahahahaha...

[Findecanor]

But what about good food AND good sex?

"The road to a man's heart goes through the stomach"
-- Swedish proverb

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

[ygor]

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Good

Gods

[tp4tissue]

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Do they still have that ?  it was a while ago wasn't it ?


I guess you can probably just order the chicken and the regular waffle slider, and then diy-it

[chyros]

Good food is better than bad sex 100% of the time

Is your mam available for testing this theory.

Sure, if you want bad food AND bad sex.

But what about good food AND good sex?

Like sharing some Uni during passionate kissing while getting a grind going?

How does that quality as sex?

[absyrd]

Why does it have to be one or the other?

Why not fantasize about eating that out of your fav female's buttcrack?

[tp4tissue]

Why does it have to be one or the other?

Why not fantasize about eating that out of your fav female's buttcrack?

Man, this is why none of the females post here..

ya'll say crazy stuff like this.. hahahahahha

[dante]

Good food is better than bad sex 100% of the time

Is your mam available for testing this theory.

Sure, if you want bad food AND bad sex.

But what about good food AND good sex?

Like sharing some Uni during passionate kissing while getting a grind going?

How does that quality as sex?

Because afterwards you don't have to ask the other to make a sandwich, you can just fall asleep.

[chyros]

Good food is better than bad sex 100% of the time

Is your mam available for testing this theory.

Sure, if you want bad food AND bad sex.

But what about good food AND good sex?

Like sharing some Uni during passionate kissing while getting a grind going?

How does that quality as sex?

Because afterwards you don't have to ask the other to make a sandwich, you can just fall asleep.

Man, I thought I had loose tolerances xD .

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

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Do they still have that ?  it was a while ago wasn't it ?


I guess you can probably just order the chicken and the regular waffle slider, and then diy-it

can confirm, they still have it

it makes me hope some **** breaks in our datacenter so we have an excuse to go to Jersey and get some

[tp4tissue]

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Do they still have that ?  it was a while ago wasn't it ?


I guess you can probably just order the chicken and the regular waffle slider, and then diy-it

can confirm, they still have it

it makes me hope some **** breaks in our datacenter so we have an excuse to go to Jersey and get some

white castle isn't national ?

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

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Do they still have that ?  it was a while ago wasn't it ?


I guess you can probably just order the chicken and the regular waffle slider, and then diy-it

can confirm, they still have it

it makes me hope some **** breaks in our datacenter so we have an excuse to go to Jersey and get some

white castle isn't national ?

it's pretty much exclusive to NY and Jersey, but they sell frozen imitations nationally

you can't beat the real thing tho

[tp4tissue]

it's pretty much exclusive to NY and Jersey, but they sell frozen imitations nationally

you can't beat the real thing tho

That's cuz the cooking tray they use has the compounded grease of 1000 years soaked into the metal for Xtra Cancer, I mean Flavor..

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

it's pretty much exclusive to NY and Jersey, but they sell frozen imitations nationally

you can't beat the real thing tho

That's cuz the cooking tray they use has the compounded grease of 1000 years soaked into the metal for Xtra Cancer, I mean Flavor..

i mean, as far as edible things are concerned, the worse it is for you, the better it tastes

[rich1051414]

I am shocked someone has never put butter on their waffles...

Also, fried chicken and waffles is what you get at 'American' restaurants in japan. Strangely, I have never actually seen this offered anywhere in America before.

[tp4tissue]

I am shocked someone has never put butter on their waffles...

Also, fried chicken and waffles is what you get at 'American' restaurants in japan. Strangely, I have never actually seen this offered anywhere in America before.

//Hooight people problems.

[SamirD]

Also, fried chicken and waffles is what you get at 'American' restaurants in japan. Strangely, I have never actually seen this offered anywhere in America before.

It's in the category of 'soul food' so you have to go where they serve that.  Took me a few years before I heard of it, but definitely not appealing to me.

[rich1051414]

Also, fried chicken and waffles is what you get at 'American' restaurants in japan. Strangely, I have never actually seen this offered anywhere in America before.

It's in the category of 'soul food' so you have to go where they serve that.  Took me a few years before I heard of it, but definitely not appealing to me.

Sounds like a weird carnival food to me I could totally see this at a carnival, next to the stand selling deep fried oreos.

Love me some fried chicken though, and love me some waffles, with as much butter as syrup to offset the sweetness... but never at the same time. So strange...

[Leslieann]

Why does it have to be one or the other?

Why not fantasize about eating that out of your fav female's buttcrack?

Man, this is why none of the females post here..

ya'll say crazy stuff like this.. hahahahahha

50 Shades of Grey is a best seller among women and you think THIS is what keeps the majority of us away?

[Halverson]

Why does it have to be one or the other?

Why not fantasize about eating that out of your fav female's buttcrack?

Man, this is why none of the females post here..

ya'll say crazy stuff like this.. hahahahahha

50 Shades of Grey is a best seller among women and you think THIS is what keeps the majority of us away?

TP doesn’t know anything, it’s why he’ll marry a carrot

[Leslieann]

Why does it have to be one or the other?

Why not fantasize about eating that out of your fav female's buttcrack?

Man, this is why none of the females post here..

ya'll say crazy stuff like this.. hahahahahha

50 Shades of Grey is a best seller among women and you think THIS is what keeps the majority of us away?

TP doesn’t know anything, it’s why he’ll marry a carrot

I knew I would regret saying anything... and yep, I do...

[tp4tissue]

50 Shades of Grey is a best seller among women and you think THIS is what keeps the majority of us away?

// Scratches chin.. //Thinking face..

- Are you Sure ??

[heedpantsnow]

50 Shades of Grey is a best seller among women and you think THIS is what keeps the majority of us away?

// Scratches chin.. //Thinking face..

- Are you Sure ??

I think she is more of an expert on women than any of the rest of us...

[SamirD]

Also, fried chicken and waffles is what you get at 'American' restaurants in japan. Strangely, I have never actually seen this offered anywhere in America before.

It's in the category of 'soul food' so you have to go where they serve that.  Took me a few years before I heard of it, but definitely not appealing to me.

Sounds like a weird carnival food to me I could totally see this at a carnival, next to the stand selling deep fried oreos.

Love me some fried chicken though, and love me some waffles, with as much butter as syrup to offset the sweetness... but never at the same time. So strange...

Ahh, this just reminds me of the Wisconsin State Fair--so many weird things to eat, so little time, money, and stomach.  I think there was chicken and waffles every where we turned, along with anything you want deep fried or made into something else edible.  A must see if you're in WI in August. 

[tp4tissue]

50 Shades of Grey is a best seller among women and you think THIS is what keeps the majority of us away?

// Scratches chin.. //Thinking face..

- Are you Sure ??

I think she is more of an expert on women than any of the rest of us...

I've always viewed leslieann as one of -the boys-  because she's in IT..

I've never seen ANY generic girlie-girl females in IT.. not a 1..

Even in Compsci during college,   most of the females in that had fathers who were either IT, or Engi, fathers who played diablo //WOW..



I even remember a very distinct conversation about it softmore year..

One of the nerd buddies got a new girlfriend, who was quite the looker, and he was bragging showing us the picture on his phone..

And , then nerd buddy 2 showed up , and was like, yea she's hot,  but my girlfriend plays Everquest,    and we were all like.. OMG.. you lucky sunavabb..

[SamirD]

50 Shades of Grey is a best seller among women and you think THIS is what keeps the majority of us away?

// Scratches chin.. //Thinking face..

- Are you Sure ??

I think she is more of an expert on women than any of the rest of us...

I've always viewed leslieann as one of -the boys-  because she's in IT..

I've never seen ANY generic girlie-girl females in IT.. not a 1..

Even in Compsci during college,   most of the females in that had fathers who were either IT, or Engi, fathers who played diablo //WOW..



I even remember a very distinct conversation about it softmore year..

One of the nerd buddies got a new girlfriend, who was quite the looker, and he was bragging showing us the picture on his phone..

And , then nerd buddy 2 showed up , and was like, yea she's hot,  but my girlfriend plays Everquest,    and we were all like.. OMG.. you lucky sunavabb..

Yeah, I dunno what happened in the last 30 years.  There weren't any attractive women into all the computers and stuff like that back in the day (the mid-1980s), so I always kept my true passions on the downlow.  And then BAM!  For some reason now there's hotties hanging out and doing all the same cool stuff I used to do for the last few generations.  What a ripoff!

[fohat.digs]

you think THIS is what keeps the majority of us away?

One of the nerd buddies got a new girlfriend, who was quite the looker, and he was bragging showing us the picture on his phone..

And , then nerd buddy 2 showed up , and was like, yea she's hot,  but my girlfriend plays Everquest,    and we were all like.. OMG.. you lucky sunavabb..

Yeah, I dunno what happened in the last 30 years.  There weren't any attractive women into all the computers and stuff like that back in the day (the mid-1980s), so I always kept my true passions on the downlow.

And then BAM!  For some reason now there's hotties hanging out and doing all the same cool stuff I used to do for the last few generations.  What a ripoff!

[tp4tissue]

Yeah, I dunno what happened in the last 30 years.  There weren't any attractive women into all the computers and stuff like that back in the day (the mid-1980s), so I always kept my true passions on the downlow.  And then BAM!  For some reason now there's hotties hanging out and doing all the same cool stuff I used to do for the last few generations.  What a ripoff!

It's still a miniscule percentage..

I live near a college town,  and very generally there are still very few attractive females in Compsci..

But, you know, they're female,  and they play LOL, so.. can't complain, it is what it is.



Statistically speaking..   Assuming BMI @ < 25 is considered "Generally Attractive"

there are only 40 such females age 20-29..  PER 100 males..

Since most of these wouldn't be in compsci,  well... we don't have that many to pick from.


Not blaming the females, the guys side of the equation is even worse, 

[SamirD]

Statistically speaking..   Assuming BMI @ < 25 is considered "Generally Attractive"

there are only 40 such females age 20-29..  PER 100 males..

Since most of these wouldn't be in compsci,  well... we don't have that many to pick from.


Not blaming the females, the guys side of the equation is even worse, 

So even if narrowing down the 40 by 10% to 4 for 100, those 4 were 4 more than existed back in my day.  You'd be lucky if there was one that was interested in you.

An actress friend of mine (Mona Amein) always talks about feeling like she was born at the wrong time since there's much more technology to connect people for the last 2 generations.  I kinda feel that way about the whole 'females that understand the technical male'--there's so many more now then ever were before, and if I was born at another time...

[tp4tissue]

Statistically speaking..   Assuming BMI @ < 25 is considered "Generally Attractive"

there are only 40 such females age 20-29..  PER 100 males..

Since most of these wouldn't be in compsci,  well... we don't have that many to pick from.


Not blaming the females, the guys side of the equation is even worse, 

So even if narrowing down the 40 by 10% to 4 for 100, those 4 were 4 more than existed back in my day.  You'd be lucky if there was one that was interested in you.

An actress friend of mine (Mona Amein) always talks about feeling like she was born at the wrong time since there's much more technology to connect people for the last 2 generations.  I kinda feel that way about the whole 'females that understand the technical male'--there's so many more now then ever were before, and if I was born at another time...

You might be @ a lucky area/company..  Because.. well...

//Crys silently..

[Findecanor]

When I was in college and studied comp-sci, even though there were some really attractive and approachable women there ... I was also shy nerd who didn't have a clue and didn't engage in college's social life.