Author Topic: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today... (Read 5551 times)

noisyturtle · « **on:** Mon, 22 December 2014, 19:20:07 »

I mean, wow. No words.

SpAmRaY · « **Reply #1 on:** Mon, 22 December 2014, 19:23:45 »

Classy

rowdy · « **Reply #2 on:** Mon, 22 December 2014, 19:26:05 »

Yeah, but all the love that went along with it?

Halverson · « **Reply #3 on:** Mon, 22 December 2014, 19:29:03 »

Too bad he didn't hide clacks in the glove box

Computer-Lab in Basement · « **Reply #4 on:** Mon, 22 December 2014, 19:43:24 »

Step 1: Find out who your Santa was.

Step 2: Use condoms.

Step 3: Leave used condoms in his glovebox.

heedpantsnow · « **Reply #5 on:** Mon, 22 December 2014, 19:47:14 »

Sheesh. How old is this person? 12?

noisyturtle · « **Reply #6 on:** Mon, 22 December 2014, 19:52:18 »

Quote from: heedpantsnow on Mon, 22 December 2014, 19:47:14

Sheesh. How old is this person? 12?

I've a pretty fair idea of who it was, he's 22 I think.

Flyersfan1 · « **Reply #7 on:** Mon, 22 December 2014, 20:00:02 »

Are those paperclips?

Belfong · « **Reply #8 on:** Mon, 22 December 2014, 20:01:59 »

Did you check the expiry date of the ramen and ultra low carb "thingy"? I hope you can still eat them, if they have not rot for being exposed in the glove compartment for so long, that is. ROFL!

noisyturtle · « **Reply #9 on:** Mon, 22 December 2014, 20:30:23 »

Quote from: Flyersfan1 on Mon, 22 December 2014, 20:00:02

Are those paperclips?

You! Pretty sure they are from my desk too.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #10 on:** Mon, 22 December 2014, 20:31:52 »

You must be thinking, Dang, Why couldn't I get Russel as secret santa, would've gotten his 9mm..

nubbinator · « **Reply #11 on:** Mon, 22 December 2014, 20:39:04 »

Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 22 December 2014, 19:43:24

Step 1: Find out who your Santa was.

Step 2: Use condoms.

Step 3: Ask him if it hurt him as much as his gift hurt you.

FTFY

rowdy · « **Reply #12 on:** Mon, 22 December 2014, 20:52:19 »

Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 22 December 2014, 19:43:24

Step 1: Find out who your Santa was.

Step 2: Use condoms.

Step 3: Leave used condoms in his glovebox.

Just look for the car with the cleanest glovebox

tp4tissue · « **Reply #13 on:** Mon, 22 December 2014, 20:57:36 »

Quote from: rowdy on Mon, 22 December 2014, 20:52:19

Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 22 December 2014, 19:43:24
Step 1: Find out who your Santa was.

Step 2: Use condoms.

Step 3: Leave used condoms in his glovebox.

Just look for the car with the cleanest glovebox

I'm confused , what happens between step 2 and step 3.. is he gonna rape some guy?

tjcaustin · « **Reply #14 on:** Mon, 22 December 2014, 20:59:46 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 22 December 2014, 20:57:36

Quote from: rowdy on Mon, 22 December 2014, 20:52:19
Quote from: Computer-Lab in Basement on Mon, 22 December 2014, 19:43:24
Step 1: Find out who your Santa was.

Step 2: Use condoms.

Step 3: Leave used condoms in his glovebox.

Just look for the car with the cleanest glovebox

I'm confused , what happens between step 2 and step 3.. is he gonna rape some guy?

That's what it sounded like to me...

heedpantsnow · « **Reply #15 on:** Mon, 22 December 2014, 21:36:55 »

Whoa whoa whoa this thread just went to a whole new level

Melvang · « **Reply #16 on:** Mon, 22 December 2014, 21:51:01 »

Quote from: Belfong on Mon, 22 December 2014, 20:01:59

Did you check the expiry date of the ramen and ultra low carb "thingy"? I hope you can still eat them, if they have not rot for being exposed in the glove compartment for so long, that is. ROFL!

Ramen has an expiration date??

butthash · « **Reply #17 on:** Mon, 22 December 2014, 23:05:56 »

Saw these pics on reddit and knew I had seen them elsewhere! Hope that karma and reddit gold makes up for the terrible gift.

Mandolin · « **Reply #18 on:** Mon, 22 December 2014, 23:21:13 »

You made it to the front page on reddit

, hilarious

p.s.: The wrapping looks like a diaper.

hwood34 · « **Reply #19 on:** Mon, 22 December 2014, 23:24:12 »

oh wow, not a fun thing to make the front page with though

noisyturtle · « **Reply #20 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 00:24:59 »

Yeah the gold, comments, and karma almost made the disappointment worth it.

Belfong · « **Reply #21 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 00:28:41 »

What is reddit gold?

nubbinator · « **Reply #22 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 00:30:35 »

Quote from: Belfong on Tue, 23 December 2014, 00:28:41

What is reddit gold?

It comes with a complementary fedora.

In other words, it's a smart marketing move by Reddit that does nothing but give Reddit free money and make people feel special. It also has a special cringeworthy sub (think people who say things like "m'lady" seriously) that you can see if you have Reddit Gold.

Belfong · « **Reply #23 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 00:31:44 »

We should do the same in GH. GH Gold gets your post highlighted or something. LOL!

byker · « **Reply #24 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 02:01:15 »

Ahaha this is too funny, I guess your secret santa gave you the tools to reach the front page.

pichu23 · « **Reply #25 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 02:21:16 »

Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 22 December 2014, 19:20:07

I mean, wow. No words.

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wait what ? That was you on reddit who posted it ?

edit : it is you, hah. didn't see your reddit id for a moment there.

iri · « **Reply #26 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 04:48:33 »

I only come to reddit for burger butthurt and avoid the front page like fire.

naasfu · « **Reply #27 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 06:24:45 »

Terrible. That's worse than the cup o' noodles that someone told me he got from his work's white elephant gift exchange. The cup o' noodles were from the office kitchen...

You gonna eat that ramen? Pork flavor is good.

PunksDead · « **Reply #28 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 08:15:40 »

you are reddit famous now, eat your heart out Rippy

jdcarpe · « **Reply #29 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 08:20:35 »

I like how that dude casually had a SNES cart in his glove box, one with no label, to boot.

snoopy · « **Reply #30 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 08:25:58 »

Maybe its a ultrarare snes game?

Flintstones, little samson...?

Lurch · « **Reply #31 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 08:28:27 »

Findecanor · « **Reply #32 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 08:29:01 »

You have to try the cart, so you can tell us what is on it.

nubbinator · « **Reply #33 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 09:08:47 »

Scooby Doo.

heedpantsnow · « **Reply #34 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 10:40:24 »

ET maybe

jdcarpe · « **Reply #35 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 10:44:40 »

Quote from: heedpantsnow on Tue, 23 December 2014, 10:40:24

ET maybe

That was for the Atari 2600. I know, because I spent many wasted hours trying to find all the parts for E.T. to make his communicator. Stupid falling in holes...

snoopy · « **Reply #36 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 10:57:49 »

Quote from: nubbinator on Tue, 23 December 2014, 09:08:47

Scooby Doo.

Looks like a funny game. Enjoy!

)

Battou62 · « **Reply #37 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 11:23:24 »

I saw this post on reddit. I was going to call op a bundle of sticks, but it turns out that op is pretty good guy

swill · « **Reply #38 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 11:31:49 »

Quote from: heedpantsnow on Mon, 22 December 2014, 21:36:55

Whoa whoa whoa this thread just went to a whole new level

Leave it to TP to completely change the meaning of his post. Haha.

drewba · « **Reply #39 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 15:39:40 »

Find out what the SNES cart is! Maybe it's something awesome like Super Mario RPG...

...but probably not

noisyturtle · « **Reply #40 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 16:08:13 »

Quote from: snoopy on Tue, 23 December 2014, 10:57:49

Quote from: nubbinator on Tue, 23 December 2014, 09:08:47
Scooby Doo.

Looks like a funny game. Enjoy! )

Yup. It's kinda like point and click consoleized. Plus it's super hard, unfair, and convoluted.

kmiller8 · « **Reply #41 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 16:19:46 »

Quote from: Battou62 on Tue, 23 December 2014, 11:23:24

I saw this post on reddit. I was going to call op a bundle of sticks, but it turns out that op is pretty good guy

Wtf does a bundle if sticks have to do with any of this, you ***got.

hwood34 · « **Reply #42 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 16:51:14 »

Quote from: kmiller8 on Tue, 23 December 2014, 16:19:46

Quote from: Battou62 on Tue, 23 December 2014, 11:23:24
I saw this post on reddit. I was going to call op a bundle of sticks, but it turns out that op is pretty good guy

Wtf does a bundle if sticks have to do with any of this, you ***got.

Computer-Lab in Basement · « **Reply #43 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 17:41:50 »

What happened to this thread?

Belfong · « **Reply #44 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 20:27:54 »

Quote from: kmiller8 on Tue, 23 December 2014, 16:19:46

Quote from: Battou62 on Tue, 23 December 2014, 11:23:24
I saw this post on reddit. I was going to call op a bundle of sticks, but it turns out that op is pretty good guy

Wtf does a bundle if sticks have to do with any of this, you ***got.

If by sticks, he meant penises, it's kinda relevant to the gift.

dustinhxc · « **Reply #45 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 20:37:38 »

Hold on.. The only thing that matters here.. What game is it?! Earthbound hopefully?

hwood34 · « **Reply #46 on:** Tue, 23 December 2014, 21:07:49 »

Quote from: drewba on Tue, 23 December 2014, 15:39:40

Find out what the SNES cart is! Maybe it's something awesome like Super Mario RPG...

...but probably not

Quote from: dustinhxc on Tue, 23 December 2014, 20:37:38

Hold on.. The only thing that matters here.. What game is it?! Earthbound hopefully?

Quote from: Findecanor on Tue, 23 December 2014, 08:29:01

You have to try the cart, so you can tell us what is on it.

Quote from: snoopy on Tue, 23 December 2014, 08:25:58

Maybe its a ultrarare snes game? Flintstones, little samson...?

Quote from: nubbinator on Tue, 23 December 2014, 09:08:47

Scooby Doo.

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Author Topic: So we exchanged Secret Santa gifts at work today... (Read 5551 times)