Big Dilemma ...

[baldgye]

Just realized no one cracked a "doggy style" joke.

what does snoop's album have to do with this?

Well Snoop is the number one dog, really he has everything to do with this dog centric thread

[YoungMichael88]

Just realized no one cracked a "doggy style" joke.

what does snoop's album have to do with this?

Well Snoop is the number one dog, really he has everything to do with this dog centric thread

WWSDD??

[iri]

Anyone between the ages of 16 and 30 should have no trouble walking their "dogs" multiple times in a single hour. Especially with the outside stimuli of "exciting videos" and "female dogs".

****, I'm turning 30 next year.

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Anyone between the ages of 16 and 30 should have no trouble walking their "dogs" multiple times in a single hour. Especially with the outside stimuli of "exciting videos" and "female dogs".

****, I'm turning 30 next year.

No more multiple dog walkings  for you mr iri

[demik]

Anyone between the ages of 16 and 30 should have no trouble walking their "dogs" multiple times in a single hour. Especially with the outside stimuli of "exciting videos" and "female dogs".

****, I'm turning 30 next year.

time to crank your crank before it breaks down

[ablooga]

OK SO.. Being a normal person I am... I ended up walking our dogs together. Despite of my poor dog being over exhausted from the walk earlier. I noticed my dog wasn't as fast as it could have been but her dog slowed down for mine. And I gotta say it was quite fun. PROBLEM NOW IS. I didn't have a leash on my dog. BUT, she said it was okay because she trained her dog before hand so it wouldn't get babies. I MEAN, get hurt or run away. She told he she already preped her dog for this walk before hand, so it was a good chance my dog wouldn't cause an unwarranted outcome. Since my unleashed dog would "safely" play with her dog without running away or causing a commotion. So anyways her and her dog stayed at my place over the night, my parents already know her so it was okay. But they didn't know we took our dogs out for a walk. Thankfully.. And welp.. This might be a beginning of a good start. OR the beginning of a puppy daycare. OMG. I don't want to take care of cute puppies flaksdjf;laksdfjdlk;jasfdl;ksadjljksadflk;jsadfljk;asdf;alkdsf.

[HoffmanMyster]

WTF kind of walks do you take your dog on

[vivalarevolución]

Wrap it up.  The last thing the world needs is accidental little doggies.

[baldgye]

WTF kind of walks do you take your dog on

The kind that fills your vagina with semen

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WTF kind of walks do you take your dog on

they must have snuggled :O

[jdcarpe]

OK SO.. Being a normal person I am... I ended up walking our dogs together. Despite of my poor dog being over exhausted from the walk earlier. I noticed my dog wasn't as fast as it could have been but her dog slowed down for mine. And I gotta say it was quite fun. PROBLEM NOW IS. I didn't have a leash on my dog. BUT, she said it was okay because she trained her dog before hand so it wouldn't get babies. I MEAN, get hurt or run away. She told he she already preped her dog for this walk before hand, so it was a good chance my dog wouldn't cause an unwarranted outcome. Since my unleashed dog would "safely" play with her dog without running away or causing a commotion. So anyways her and her dog stayed at my place over the night, my parents already know her so it was okay. But they didn't know we took our dogs out for a walk. Thankfully.. And welp.. This might be a beginning of a good start. OR the beginning of a puppy daycare. OMG. I don't want to take care of cute puppies flaksdjf;laksdfjdlk;jasfdl;ksadjljksadflk;jsadfljk;asdf;alkdsf.

Good for you, bro. Glad you two were able to exercise your dogs fully. Just be sure to use some preventative measures next time, if you don't want puppies. Female dogs can get knocked up pretty easily sometimes, and then you are responsible for the puppies for the next 18+ years. Just ask your parents how fun that can be, haha!!


Confuscius Say: Man who have son must worry about one penis; man who have daughter must worry about EVERY penis.

[YoungMichael88]

OK SO.. Being a normal person I am... I ended up walking our dogs together. Despite of my poor dog being over exhausted from the walk earlier. I noticed my dog wasn't as fast as it could have been but her dog slowed down for mine. And I gotta say it was quite fun. PROBLEM NOW IS. I didn't have a leash on my dog. BUT, she said it was okay because she trained her dog before hand so it wouldn't get babies. I MEAN, get hurt or run away. She told he she already preped her dog for this walk before hand, so it was a good chance my dog wouldn't cause an unwarranted outcome. Since my unleashed dog would "safely" play with her dog without running away or causing a commotion. So anyways her and her dog stayed at my place over the night, my parents already know her so it was okay. But they didn't know we took our dogs out for a walk. Thankfully.. And welp.. This might be a beginning of a good start. OR the beginning of a puppy daycare. OMG. I don't want to take care of cute puppies flaksdjf;laksdfjdlk;jasfdl;ksadjljksadflk;jsadfljk;asdf;alkdsf.

For what it's worth, I know two people who got pregs on birth control. Always use a leash. Be afraid.

[demik]

OK SO.. Being a normal person I am... I ended up walking our dogs together. Despite of my poor dog being over exhausted from the walk earlier. I noticed my dog wasn't as fast as it could have been but her dog slowed down for mine. And I gotta say it was quite fun. PROBLEM NOW IS. I didn't have a leash on my dog. BUT, she said it was okay because she trained her dog before hand so it wouldn't get babies. I MEAN, get hurt or run away. She told he she already preped her dog for this walk before hand, so it was a good chance my dog wouldn't cause an unwarranted outcome. Since my unleashed dog would "safely" play with her dog without running away or causing a commotion. So anyways her and her dog stayed at my place over the night, my parents already know her so it was okay. But they didn't know we took our dogs out for a walk. Thankfully.. And welp.. This might be a beginning of a good start. OR the beginning of a puppy daycare. OMG. I don't want to take care of cute puppies flaksdjf;laksdfjdlk;jasfdl;ksadjljksadflk;jsadfljk;asdf;alkdsf.

18 YEARS 18 YEARS AND ON THE 18TH BIRTHDAY HE COME TO FIND OUT IT WASN'T HIS?!

congrats tho, may your dogs slobber all over each other in the near future.

[jdcarpe]

Congrats on the sex!

[demik]

Congrats on the sex!

[C5Allroad]

WTF kind of walks do you take your dog on

I'm pretty sure it's "WTF is this thread?"

[jackalope]

My advice is always leash your "dog" unless he's running in the "backyard".

[StylinGreymon]

My advice is always leash your "dog" unless he's running in the "backyard".

Words to live by, although you'll want to make sure the backyard is tidy, so your dog doesn't track mud back into the house.

[baldgye]

My advice is always leash your "dog" unless he's running in the "backyard".

Words to live by, although you'll want to make sure the backyard is tidy, so your dog doesn't track mud back into the house.

It's always sensible to dog proof your back yard

[iri]

My advice is always leash your "dog" unless he's running in the "backyard".

Words to live by, although you'll want to make sure the backyard is tidy, so your dog doesn't track mud back into the house.

the backyard for sure should be cleaned. also proper substance should be applied to take care of the backyard's soil.

note how i walk a cat in a tidy area with virgin, untouched surface.

[katushkin]

As soon as your dogs start playing with each other, you will enjoy it and the time you spent walking your dog before will feel as if it never happened.

[billnye]

Proud of you my man.

[demik]

As soon as your dogs start playing with each other, you will enjoy it and the time you spent walking your dog before will feel as if it never happened.

bull****.

walking your dog is still awesome. it's just that your dog playing with another female dog is more awesome

[JaccoW]

As I venture in those parts of the internet, frequented by a  majority of women, that are relationship advice forums I am surprised at the lack of 'you slutty *****' comments and dreading the moment this thread turns into a small drama a few months down the road.
Maybe I am just becoming jaded.

[tjcaustin]

Troll level: lazy

[demik]

As I venture in those parts of the internet, frequented by a  majority of women, that are relationship advice forums I am surprised at the lack of 'you slutty *****' comments and dreading the moment this thread turns into a small drama a few months down the road.
Maybe I am just becoming jaded.

women judging women negatively.

that's a shocker

[ablooga]

As I venture in those parts of the internet, frequented by a  majority of women, that are relationship advice forums I am surprised at the lack of 'you slutty *****' comments and dreading the moment this thread turns into a small drama a few months down the road.
Maybe I am just becoming jaded.

This isn't about women.... I'ts about DOGS! And it's not about relationships. It's about "walking" dogs!!!!!!!!

[noisyturtle]

My advice is always leash your "dog" unless he's running in the "backyard".

As the great Beyonce once said: "If you liked it, then you should have put a leash on it"

[jackalope]

My advice is always leash your "dog" unless he's running in the "backyard".

As the great Beyonce once said: "If you liked it, then you should have put a leash on it"

Yes true, but as the prophet George Clinton proposed  "Why must I feel like that? Why must I chase the cat? Nothin' but the dog in me ".

[JaccoW]

As I venture in those parts of the internet, frequented by a  majority of women, that are relationship advice forums I am surprised at the lack of 'you slutty *****' comments and dreading the moment this thread turns into a small drama a few months down the road.
Maybe I am just becoming jaded.

women judging women negatively.
that's a shocker

IKR

I was alluding more to the follow up a few months down the road. "Did her dog ever really like my dog?"

[Oobly]

Your dog is not the only thing that can take her dog for a pleasurable walk ... Speaking cunningly linguistically. I'm sure both your dogs will be happy to take another walk together again later...

Okay, being serious for a second, don't be an ******* and take advantage of the situation. Also, where's your stamina? You're 19 for goodness sake!

[YoungMichael88]

Your dog is not the only thing that can take her dog for a pleasurable walk ... Speaking cunningly linguistically. I'm sure both your dogs will be happy to take another walk together again later...

Okay, being serious for a second, don't be an ******* and take advantage of the situation. Also, where's your stamina? You're 19 for goodness sake!

Dude, that was days ago! If he is still going now he has the best damn stamina in the world! And at the same time, what a curse!

[Oobly]

Your dog is not the only thing that can take her dog for a pleasurable walk ... Speaking cunningly linguistically. I'm sure both your dogs will be happy to take another walk together again later...

Okay, being serious for a second, don't be an ******* and take advantage of the situation. Also, where's your stamina? You're 19 for goodness sake!

Dude, that was days ago! If he is still going now he has the best damn stamina in the world! And at the same time, what a curse!

Lol! Oops... You mean I'm expected to actually read a thread I post in?

[BlackWidowMan777]

So my point is.. with every pleasurable or necessary excursion there is a TIME COST..

Once that cost becomes extremely LOW..  there is no longer a need to attach so much emotional oversight upon how and when to do it..

There is no reason to prepare complicated food dishes, when simple foods are of equal quality and nourishment...

There is no reason to Romanticize SEX, when in fact our species is Extremely Overpopulated...

The -Imperative- is GONE..


Oxytocin is significantly stronger in females, up to 4x, than in males..

Care to discuss the same scenario in say Nepal where they have load-sharing of electricity and arranged marriages. I'm talking oxytocin and dopamine.

[tp4tissue]

So my point is.. with every pleasurable or necessary excursion there is a TIME COST..

Once that cost becomes extremely LOW..  there is no longer a need to attach so much emotional oversight upon how and when to do it..

There is no reason to prepare complicated food dishes, when simple foods are of equal quality and nourishment...

There is no reason to Romanticize SEX, when in fact our species is Extremely Overpopulated...

The -Imperative- is GONE..


Oxytocin is significantly stronger in females, up to 4x, than in males..

Care to discuss the same scenario in say Nepal where they have load-sharing of electricity and arranged marriages. I'm talking oxytocin and dopamine.

ah.. ok..

Nepal is a case of "stuck in the mountains"..  Geographical constraint.. 

The solution for the people that live there is to LEAVE..

And from the Human-as-a-Species perspective...  the larger collective survives, so unless there are significant resources to be gained by expansion "into" Nepal,  the current residents may as well not exist...

[BlackWidowMan777]

So my point is.. with every pleasurable or necessary excursion there is a TIME COST..

Once that cost becomes extremely LOW..  there is no longer a need to attach so much emotional oversight upon how and when to do it..

There is no reason to prepare complicated food dishes, when simple foods are of equal quality and nourishment...

There is no reason to Romanticize SEX, when in fact our species is Extremely Overpopulated...

The -Imperative- is GONE..


Oxytocin is significantly stronger in females, up to 4x, than in males..

Care to discuss the same scenario in say Nepal where they have load-sharing of electricity and arranged marriages. I'm talking oxytocin and dopamine.

ah.. ok..

Nepal is a case of "stuck in the mountains"..  Geographical constraint.. 

The solution for the people that live there is to LEAVE..

And from the Human-as-a-Species perspective...  the larger collective survives, so unless there are significant resources to be gained by expansion "into" Nepal,  the current residents may as well not exist...

You pretty much summed up the situation in Nepal sadly. They are stuck in the mountains and their abundance of water is mostly going to India.

But there would be a very good chance of two 19 year olds being virgins in Nepal and the need to walk ones' dogs in concert especially when the female is in heat would mean the couple would be doing something against their culture (where arranged marriages are preferred especially for good families). The OP's attitude were he nepalese would be real disrespectful of the virg female. Oxytocin is what keeps couples in arranged marriages together. It's long term stuff hence the cuddling.

If they were to do the lovey dovey plough the pile-driver into the fertile earth then dopamine would be released. Many problems would then ensue, cultural and hormonal. This is not to say young nepalese don't walk the dog solo as much as anyone else they just gotta go about it more stealthily.

[tp4tissue]

As I venture in those parts of the internet, frequented by a  majority of women, that are relationship advice forums I am surprised at the lack of 'you slutty *****' comments and dreading the moment this thread turns into a small drama a few months down the road.
Maybe I am just becoming jaded.

women judging women negatively.

that's a shocker

it's not that they judge other women negatively..

their conjectures are for the sole purpose of ameliorating private insecurities.


So.. it's not that they're h8ers..  it's that they're  self-h8ers.

[YoungMichael88]

The itching won't go away.

[jackalope]

Just reread this thread, even better the second time around.

[demik]

is she pregnant yet?

[katushkin]

Kek