The many faces of Geekhack

[hwood34]

Maybe one day I can have a magnificent beard of my own

Or maybe not, I'm almost 27 and my **** is still weak. Need to transplant my pubes.

I have a couple of friends who struggle in the beard department. One has been going for 2 years and I estimate it will only take me 3 months to catch up.

Yeah well I hate my face so I'm just hoping I can cover like half of it with hair

[swathe]

Maybe one day I can have a magnificent beard of my own

Or maybe not, I'm almost 27 and my **** is still weak. Need to transplant my pubes.

I have a couple of friends who struggle in the beard department. One has been going for 2 years and I estimate it will only take me 3 months to catch up.

Yeah well I hate my face so I'm just hoping I can cover like half of it with hair

Short of some sort of facial wig I am out of suggestions.

[iri]

I need a super effective hair softener to grow a full sized beard.

[ynrozturk]

Hair products should never be used on your face, it will just dry the skin out and give you beard gruff.

It all comes down to genetics - some guys can have epic beards, some can't.

[iri]

I can have an epic beard... It'll just cost me a lot of pain.

[paicrai]

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[HoffmanMyster]

Well that's new.   

[FrostyToast]

BY POPULAR DEMAND FROM 1 PERSON, A COMPRESSED ONE

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This one person truly have divine vision!

[margo baggins]

Live from the dungeon.

[Sent]

Live from the dungeon.

I'm gonna send you lights for Christmas.  Your dungeon is dark.

[margo baggins]

Live from the dungeon.

I'm gonna send you lights for Christmas.  Your dungeon is dark.

Yes that's why i'm permanently so angry and why my skin is so pale

[iri]

Live from the dungeon.

I'm gonna send you lights for Christmas.  Your dungeon is dark.

Yes that's why i'm permanently so angry and why my skin is so pale

you can, like, go out. spend some time on the seaside...

[HoffmanMyster]

Live from the dungeon.

I'm gonna send you lights for Christmas.  Your dungeon is dark.

Yes that's why i'm permanently so angry and why my skin is so pale

you can, like, go out. spend some time on the seaside...

No he can't.  He's stuck in there until he's finished.   

[Lurch]

I can have an epic beard... It'll just cost me a lot of pain.

 

[iri]

I can have an epic beard... It'll just cost me a lot of pain.

 

what?

[margo baggins]

Live from the dungeon.

I'm gonna send you lights for Christmas.  Your dungeon is dark.

Yes that's why i'm permanently so angry and why my skin is so pale

you can, like, go out. spend some time on the seaside...

No he can't.  He's stuck in there until he's finished.   

Yeah basically this - I get released to go and do my "day job" which is as an IT Engineer/consultant - so I spend a lot of my time in Basements or Attics in comms cupboards I work 50+ hours a week on the day job, I try to get 15 - 20 hours of keyboards in, and, well there isn't really that many hours left after that!

[Lurch]

I can have an epic beard... It'll just cost me a lot of pain.

 

what?

do it. do the epic beard.

[iri]

I can have an epic beard... It'll just cost me a lot of pain.

 

what?

do it. do the epic beard.

Is that sarcasm?
I am going to try again, this time with coconut oil.

[dustinhxc]

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[JPG]

The best picture of me in years (I am the second one from the right, the one in the middle is my brother and it was a picture during his wedding):

[Lurch]

I can have an epic beard... It'll just cost me a lot of pain.

 

what?

do it. do the epic beard.

Is that sarcasm?
I am going to try again, this time with coconut oil.

nah, no sarcasm at all. i honestly couldn't tell if you were being sarcastic about being in serious pain from growing a beard.

i recently picked up some "honest amish beard balm" and it is pretty kick ass. i have extremely curly and coarse facial hair, which can be uncomfortable at times (not sure i can call it painful tho ). the beard balm has definitely made my beard a bit softer and overall it looks much better after about a week of using the balm. 

http://www.amishbeardcare.com/

i'm sure coconut oil will help.

[swill]

The best picture of me in years (I am the second one from the right, the one in the middle is my brother and it was a picture during his wedding):

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I don't get the impression that you are a little guy, so the guy on the left must be a giant.  How tall are you?  How tall is he?

[iri]

nah, no sarcasm at all. i honestly couldn't tell if you were being sarcastic about being in serious pain from growing a beard.

i recently picked up some "honest amish beard balm" and it is pretty kick ass. i have extremely curly and coarse facial hair, which can be uncomfortable at times (not sure i can call it painful tho ). the beard balm has definitely made my beard a bit softer and overall it looks much better after about a week of using the balm. 

http://www.amishbeardcare.com/

i'm sure coconut oil will help.

my beard is relatively stiff and bear hair very thick. and facial skin is very gentle. that's the problem. as a result, after six weeks it feels like a bunch of weasels hold my face with their clawed paws. last time a cut off the 3 months beard (with a very good trimmer), half of my skin covered with facial hair was red.

[Lurch]

nah, no sarcasm at all. i honestly couldn't tell if you were being sarcastic about being in serious pain from growing a beard.

i recently picked up some "honest amish beard balm" and it is pretty kick ass. i have extremely curly and coarse facial hair, which can be uncomfortable at times (not sure i can call it painful tho ). the beard balm has definitely made my beard a bit softer and overall it looks much better after about a week of using the balm. 

http://www.amishbeardcare.com/

i'm sure coconut oil will help.

my beard is relatively stiff and bear hair very thick. and facial skin is very gentle. that's the problem. as a result, after six weeks it feels like a bunch of weasels hold my face with their clawed paws. last time a cut off the 3 months beard (with a very good trimmer), half of my skin covered with facial hair was red.

sheesh. let us know how you make out with the coconut oil.

[JPG]

The best picture of me in years (I am the second one from the right, the one in the middle is my brother and it was a picture during his wedding):

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I don't get the impression that you are a little guy, so the guy on the left must be a giant.  How tall are you?  How tall is he?

I am 6'1, he's MUCH taller than me, like 6'5 at least, maybe 6'6. I am tall but not super tall, but I rarely feel small next to someone. I do next to him somewhat.

[rowdy]

The best picture of me in years (I am the second one from the right, the one in the middle is my brother and it was a picture during his wedding):

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I don't get the impression that you are a little guy, so the guy on the left must be a giant.  How tall are you?  How tall is he?

I am 6'1, he's MUCH taller than me, like 6'5 at least, maybe 6'6. I am tall but not super tall, but I rarely feel small next to someone. I do next to him somewhat.

All dwarves next to HoffmanMyster!

[swill]

The best picture of me in years (I am the second one from the right, the one in the middle is my brother and it was a picture during his wedding):

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I don't get the impression that you are a little guy, so the guy on the left must be a giant.  How tall are you?  How tall is he?

I am 6'1, he's MUCH taller than me, like 6'5 at least, maybe 6'6. I am tall but not super tall, but I rarely feel small next to someone. I do next to him somewhat.

All dwarves next to HoffmanMyster!

Ya, everyone things that GH stands for GeekHack.  It actually stands for Giant Hoff...    Not sure Hoff is officially over 7' tall though. 

[terrpn]

lurch............where is your picture?

[terrpn]

The best picture of me in years (I am the second one from the right, the one in the middle is my brother and it was a picture during his wedding):


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I saw you guys in concert...............the 5 Tenors right?

[Lurch]

lurch............where is your picture?

how do i look?

[HoffmanMyster]

The best picture of me in years (I am the second one from the right, the one in the middle is my brother and it was a picture during his wedding):

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I don't get the impression that you are a little guy, so the guy on the left must be a giant.  How tall are you?  How tall is he?

I am 6'1, he's MUCH taller than me, like 6'5 at least, maybe 6'6. I am tall but not super tall, but I rarely feel small next to someone. I do next to him somewhat.

All dwarves next to HoffmanMyster!

Ya, everyone things that GH stands for GeekHack.  It actually stands for Giant Hoff...    Not sure Hoff is officially over 7' tall though. 

LOL, you guys are ridiculous.  )  And I'm not over 7' tall.  I am but a wee giant...   

[margo baggins]

I bet you are at least 7 foot tall you big monster.

[heedpantsnow]

Him and lurch both

[terrpn]

lurch............where is your picture?

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how do i look?

Yep.....just as I thought

[Flyersfan1]

I don't have many pictures of myself since I'm shy and not very photogenic, but I figured it was time I finally contribute to this thread so here's an obscure photo of myself.

I'm the goofball in the middle puck watching.

[CPTBadAss]

I don't have many pictures of myself since I'm shy and not very photogenic, but I figured it was time I finally contribute to this thread so here's an obscure photo of myself.

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I'm the goofball in the middle puck watching.

TIL: Don't piss flyersfan1 off. He'll check me into the boards...hard.

[Flyersfan1]

I don't have many pictures of myself since I'm shy and not very photogenic, but I figured it was time I finally contribute to this thread so here's an obscure photo of myself.

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I'm the goofball in the middle puck watching.

TIL: Don't piss flyersfan1 off. He'll check me into the boards...hard.

I promise I'm a total gentleman, even on the ice! I broke a couple of ribs when playing in high school, there's really not too much protection we wear and the boards/checking are extremely unforgiving.  I only play in no check leagues now, much more fun!

[davkol]

[tp4tissue]

u angry because they forced you to go outside.  ... ^^

[davkol]

Nah. I like the outdoors, especially compared to family gatherings.

[PunksDead]

do your worst

[HoffmanMyster]

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do your worst

inb4 CPTBadAss wants to steal your shirt.  And then go to a concert with you.  :))

[tp4tissue]

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do your worst

ur lucky this is GH and not chan or reddit

[CPTBadAss]

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do your worst

inb4 CPTBadAss wants to steal your shirt.  And then go to a concert with you.  :))

SON, I HAVE THAT SHIRT. I WAS WEARING IT YESTERDAY. SOMEONE ELSE FUX WITH 518 HARDCORE??!

[demik]

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do your worst

mfw i thought you were hipsterpunks even though i have no idea what he looks like.

[hwood34]

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do your worst

mfw i thought you were hipsterpunks even though i have no idea what he looks like.

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[paicrai]

its tp4 and some guy!!!

[HoffmanMyster]

its tp4 and some guy!!!

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I think that's sifo carrying tp4.  ^.^

[paicrai]

its tp4 and some guy!!!

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I think that's sifo carrying tp4.  ^.^

!!!

[paicrai]

more paparazzi images just in!!