The many faces of Geekhack

[tp4tissue]

Where are the Females...??

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I'm not telling

Why?  What have you done with them all?

Seduced them, duh!

not me

requesting m0ar fotos..

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Which one should I get?
A:


B:
 

[demik]

tHeY bOTh lOoK aLiKe. aRe ThEy TwInS?

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tHeY bOTh lOoK aLiKe. aRe ThEy TwInS?

Ye B is more blueish and A is more dark grey. Kinda hard to see

[demik]

ThEy BoTh LoOk WhItE To Me

I'd gO wItH B tHoUgH

[azhdar]

2nd but don't without the flower, u look gay enough

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ThEy BoTh LoOk WhItE To Me

I'd gO wItH B tHoUgH

2nd but don't without the flower, u look gay enough

I'll get more flowers.

[Blaise170]

Went to Kentucky this past weekend to see her race

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Oh hey, that's not too far from me.

[livingspeedbump]

For the record, this wasn't me

The beard is so glorious.

Darn!  Thought it might have been you.    Hmmmmmmm....

hoff has some serious beard growing ability. didn't you shave it all off just a few months ago? 

I shaved it at the beginning of October or so.  It's been awhile. 

seriously -_-

Until your beard vigorously flaps in the wind, it aint anything more than "nice" scruff.

I can feel mine rustle around on windy days.

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Now that is a beard  , not scruff. I currently can tickle my own tits with my beard   

Pics or GTFO!

Like I said, blowin' in the wind.

[demik]

nOw a ViD oF yOu TiCkLiN yOuR OwN tItS wItH sAiD bEaRd

[CommonCurt]

Which one should I get?
A:

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B:
 

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I vote A 

[CPTBadAss]

Because being a hypebeast doesn't stop at sneakers and keyboards

[mobbo]

Because being a hypebeast doesn't stop at sneakers and keyboards

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STRAIGHT KILLIN' IT.

[billnye]

Which one should I get?
A:

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B:
 

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A for classic man.

[BlueNalgene]

Which one should I get?
A:

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B:
 

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A

Your upper body doesn't fill out B very well, and it might make you look silly.  A works for your body type the best.

[demik]

Because being a hypebeast doesn't stop at sneakers and keyboards

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Not seen, groupies. Groupies everywhere.

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Which one should I get?
A:

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B:
 

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I vote A 

Which one should I get?
A:

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B:
 

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A for classic man.

Ye I think I prefer A too!

[jd29]

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Which one should I get?
A:

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B:
 

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A

Your upper body doesn't fill out B very well, and it might make you look silly.  A works for your body type the best.

But then I have no room for gains  )

[romevi]

Smile for the chimera.



Most recent pic of me clothed, taken over a month ago. I've grown a Hoff beard since then.

[terrpn]

Rare photo of me, sans chapeau.

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The new Carhartt was a Christmas gift from my parents.

Just crop and vignette, no other processing.

good shot homy.............enjoy seeing some of us elder guys here

[hwood34]

Smile for the chimera.

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Most recent pic of me clothed, taken over a month ago. I've grown a Hoff beard since then.

gotta get those pants hemmed man

[romevi]

Smile for the chimera.

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Most recent pic of me clothed, taken over a month ago. I've grown a Hoff beard since then.

gotta get those pants hemmed man

I know. 
The first day wearing them. I actually wasn't planning to, but they were the only pair that worked for that day, despite being un-fitted to my particular physique.

[Geroximo]

Which one should I get?
A:

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B:

More

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Probably too late, but:

A is too tight and B is too loose.

[billnye]

Same pose, different location. Nashville is a pretty awesome city.



my legs don't look like that in real life I swear T___T

[xondat]

Same pose, different location. Nashville is a pretty awesome city.

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my legs don't look like that in real life I swear T___T

Sports? Sports! What type?

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Same pose, different location. Nashville is a pretty awesome city.

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my legs don't look like that in real life I swear T___T

Sports? Sports! What type?

Track, I believe.

Also why are you 2 so cute? ^-^

[HoffmanMyster]

Same pose, different location. Nashville is a pretty awesome city.

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my legs don't look like that in real life I swear T___T

Nashville is great.  And glad to see you supporting your sister.

(hehe get it? cause you're holding her up, but also cheering for her?)

[billnye]

Same pose, different location. Nashville is a pretty awesome city.

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my legs don't look like that in real life I swear T___T

Sports? Sports! What type?

Track, I believe.

Also why are you 2 so cute? ^-^

Yes sir track and field.

Same pose, different location. Nashville is a pretty awesome city.

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my legs don't look like that in real life I swear T___T

Nashville is great.  And glad to see you supporting your sister.

(hehe get it? cause you're holding her up, but also cheering for her?)

I can always count on you for the jokes.

You can actually see my real sister in this picture. She's on the balcony in the background on the far left side sitting on a box.

[xtrafrood]

 
New guy with a picture.  I call this the Inglorious Potato Picture  

[Halverson]

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New guy with a picture.  I call this the Inglorious Potato Picture

You saying the pic is a potato or you are? Hehe jk! Welcome to the whirlwind that is GH!

[xtrafrood]

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New guy with a picture.  I call this the Inglorious Potato Picture

You saying the pic is a potato or you are? Hehe jk! Welcome to the whirlwind that is GH!

Hue-hue! Thank you 

[SploogeFactory]

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New guy with a picture.  I call this the Inglorious Potato Picture  

Zuckerberg's cousin.

[tp4tissue]

Same pose, different location. Nashville is a pretty awesome city.

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my legs don't look like that in real life I swear T___T

Shoulder muscles.. . Anyone else think our boy bill could easily get beaten up by that female?

[Halverson]

Same pose, different location. Nashville is a pretty awesome city.

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my legs don't look like that in real life I swear T___T

Shoulder muscles.. . Anyone else think our boy bill could easily get beaten up by that female?

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Why you always thinking of fighting? Why not "I bet they could give great hugs"?

[tp4tissue]

Same pose, different location. Nashville is a pretty awesome city.

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my legs don't look like that in real life I swear T___T

Shoulder muscles.. . Anyone else think our boy bill could easily get beaten up by that female?

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Why you always thinking of fighting? Why not "I bet they could give great hugs"?

are shoulder muscles really engaged during a hug ?

hrmm........ i feel like chest and stabilizers..

[Halverson]

Same pose, different location. Nashville is a pretty awesome city.

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my legs don't look like that in real life I swear T___T

Shoulder muscles.. . Anyone else think our boy bill could easily get beaten up by that female?

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Why you always thinking of fighting? Why not "I bet they could give great hugs"?

are shoulder muscles really engaged during a hug ?

hrmm........ i feel like chest and stabilizers..

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Shhhhh only hugs now, and good hugs can also include the lower body muscles

[tp4tissue]

Same pose, different location. Nashville is a pretty awesome city.

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my legs don't look like that in real life I swear T___T

Shoulder muscles.. . Anyone else think our boy bill could easily get beaten up by that female?

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Why you always thinking of fighting? Why not "I bet they could give great hugs"?

are shoulder muscles really engaged during a hug ?

hrmm........ i feel like chest and stabilizers..

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Shhhhh only hugs now, and good hugs can also include the lower body muscles

Hugs-Halverson-Edition.

Specs:

Softness-10
Mild Hip Gyrations-10
Mild homo-10

[Halverson]

Same pose, different location. Nashville is a pretty awesome city.

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my legs don't look like that in real life I swear T___T

Shoulder muscles.. . Anyone else think our boy bill could easily get beaten up by that female?

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Why you always thinking of fighting? Why not "I bet they could give great hugs"?

are shoulder muscles really engaged during a hug ?

hrmm........ i feel like chest and stabilizers..

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Shhhhh only hugs now, and good hugs can also include the lower body muscles

Hugs-Halverson-Edition.

Specs:

Softness-10
Mild Hip Gyrations-10
Mild homo-10

Haha, it works well with females as well

[tp4tissue]

Hugs-Halverson-Edition.

Specs:

Softness-10
Mild Hip Gyrations-10
Mild homo-10

Haha, it works well with females as well

This is the Geekhack..  half of the females are ninjas, and won't talk to us.. 

[Halverson]

Hugs-Halverson-Edition.

Specs:

Softness-10
Mild Hip Gyrations-10
Mild homo-10

Haha, it works well with females as well

This is the Geekhack..  half of the females are ninjas, and won't talk to us.. 

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Speak for yourself. And even then, only half? You talk to some!

[tp4tissue]

Hugs-Halverson-Edition.

Specs:

Softness-10
Mild Hip Gyrations-10
Mild homo-10

Haha, it works well with females as well

This is the Geekhack..  half of the females are ninjas, and won't talk to us.. 

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Speak for yourself. And even then, only half? You talk to some!

I knew it,  Tp4's missing out on all the Geeky female action..

[Halverson]

Hugs-Halverson-Edition.

Specs:

Softness-10
Mild Hip Gyrations-10
Mild homo-10

Haha, it works well with females as well

This is the Geekhack..  half of the females are ninjas, and won't talk to us.. 

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Speak for yourself. And even then, only half? You talk to some!

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I knew it,  Tp4's missing out on all the Geeky female action..

Go find your own in China!

[xtrafrood]

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New guy with a picture.  I call this the Inglorious Potato Picture  

Zuckerberg's cousin.

  hehe

[jaffers]

Because being a hypebeast doesn't stop at sneakers and keyboards

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Ahhh, the asian knee pubes. My friend had them in high school too :) the hair around your leg has seemed to grow a bit, hiding them, but I bet when you were younger it grew under your knee first

[demik]

Same pose, different location. Nashville is a pretty awesome city.

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my legs don't look like that in real life I swear T___T

Shoulder muscles.. . Anyone else think our boy bill could easily get beaten up by that female?

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Kid looks softer than terry cloth. So yes.

[fanpeople]

Same pose, different location. Nashville is a pretty awesome city.

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my legs don't look like that in real life I swear T___T

Shoulder muscles.. . Anyone else think our boy bill could easily get beaten up by that female?

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Kid looks softer than terry cloth. So yes.

*thun...... 

[billnye]

Same pose, different location. Nashville is a pretty awesome city.

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my legs don't look like that in real life I swear T___T

Shoulder muscles.. . Anyone else think our boy bill could easily get beaten up by that female?

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Kid looks softer than terry cloth. So yes.

Not everyone can be an internet big man like you.

[tp4tissue]

Same pose, different location. Nashville is a pretty awesome city.

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my legs don't look like that in real life I swear T___T

Shoulder muscles.. . Anyone else think our boy bill could easily get beaten up by that female?

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Kid looks softer than terry cloth. So yes.

Not everyone can be an internet big man like you.

Bill, she's working out,  how come ur not working out.. hahahhaa.

[Melvang]

The beast contained.  Working in a food grade facility.