Haha, this thread.
Years ago my car broke down and I had to catch three buses to get to work. I was about two hours late but luckily I was able to make up the time by working a ten-hour shift instead of the usual eight-hour shift. I know some people that sleep through entire shifts, though, I'd call a few times an hour for about two hours then I'd call my boss to see what he wanted to do about it lol. Retail.