Author Topic: Harry Potter vs RoboCop  (Read 2773 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline tp4tissue

  • * Destiny Supporter
  • Thread Starter
  • Posts: 13568
  • Location: Official Geekhack Public Defender..
  • OmniExpert of: Rice, Top-Ramen, Ergodox, n Females
Harry Potter vs RoboCop
« on: Sun, 03 January 2016, 17:03:33 »
Magical spells as described in the books are extremely slow relative to bullets..

Most of them could be "seen" and tracked by the naked eye..



Robocop could shoot and kill Harry with "a bullet"   before most spells have a chance to take effect..


Assuming the standoff starts from 0 preperation, (no shield spells/ invulnerability frames)

Then Robocop would clearly win

Offline azhdar

  • Praise the AZERTY god
  • Posts: 2436
  • Location: France
  • 65% Enlightened
Re: Harry Potter vs RoboCop
« Reply #1 on: Sun, 03 January 2016, 17:05:37 »
Azerty Propagandiste

Offline Glenmael

  • Posts: 671
Re: Harry Potter vs RoboCop
« Reply #2 on: Sun, 03 January 2016, 17:05:48 »
Harry can go invis mode, therefore speed is no issue.

Offline tp4tissue

  • * Destiny Supporter
  • Thread Starter
  • Posts: 13568
  • Location: Official Geekhack Public Defender..
  • OmniExpert of: Rice, Top-Ramen, Ergodox, n Females
Re: Harry Potter vs RoboCop
« Reply #3 on: Sun, 03 January 2016, 17:08:56 »
Harry can go invis mode, therefore speed is no issue.

no, but invis doesn't stop bullets..

Robocop could shot all high probability movement vectors, before harry has a chance to move in those directions..

Robocop gun is fully automatic.


I also think if it's a wand-type spell,   wand-waving would at least be required, which is slower than pulling a trigger..

And if the spell type requires chanting, then obviously a very dead harry..




Offline pichu23

  • ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ FITE ME
  • * Esteemed Elder
  • Posts: 1586
  • Location: Littleroot Town, Hoenn
  • ʕ ͡·ᴥ ͡· ʔ
Re: Harry Potter vs RoboCop
« Reply #4 on: Sun, 03 January 2016, 17:13:19 »
Not to mentioned, Harry could use his broomstick to fly around.
But then again, his Firebolt got lost somewhere in the books. I can't recall.  :confused:
Collection(s) : Ducky Shine 2 TKL x Poker II x 62g FaceW x 62g Gateron Black GON NerD TKL x 65g Z GON NerD 60

Offline Glenmael

  • Posts: 671
Re: Harry Potter vs RoboCop
« Reply #5 on: Sun, 03 January 2016, 17:14:17 »
Harry can go invis mode, therefore speed is no issue.

no, but invis doesn't stop bullets..

Robocop could shot all high probability movement vectors, before harry has a chance to move in those directions..

Robocop gun is fully automatic.


I also think if it's a wand-type spell,   wand-waving would at least be required, which is slower than pulling a trigger..

And if the spell type requires chanting, then obviously a very dead harry..

oh no it's instant (a cape), I'd imagine Harry would be wearing it at all times and would have the preemptive strike on roboman, plus surely Harry could pop up a shielding spell.

It would go like this:
 - Robo oiling himself (so he doesn't squeak)
 - Harry sneaks up with his cape (obviously invis)
 - Before popping out from his invis he casts a protection spell
 - Sneaks up behind Robo, starts chanting/waving his rod (all the while still invis)
 - Lights Robo on fire
 - If he misses he is still rechnically invis/has the barrier of protection

magic > bullets

Offline pichu23

  • ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ FITE ME
  • * Esteemed Elder
  • Posts: 1586
  • Location: Littleroot Town, Hoenn
  • ʕ ͡·ᴥ ͡· ʔ
Re: Harry Potter vs RoboCop
« Reply #6 on: Sun, 03 January 2016, 17:18:59 »
Harry can go invis mode, therefore speed is no issue.

no, but invis doesn't stop bullets..

Robocop could shot all high probability movement vectors, before harry has a chance to move in those directions..

Robocop gun is fully automatic.


I also think if it's a wand-type spell,   wand-waving would at least be required, which is slower than pulling a trigger..

And if the spell type requires chanting, then obviously a very dead harry..

oh no it's instant (a cape), I'd imagine Harry would be wearing it at all times and would have the preemptive strike on roboman, plus surely Harry could pop up a shielding spell.

It would go like this:
 - Robo oiling himself (so he doesn't squeak)
 - Harry sneaks up with his cape (obviously invis)
 - Before popping out from his invis he casts a protection spell
 - Sneaks up behind Robo, starts chanting/waving his rod (all the while still invis)
 - Lights Robo on fire
 - If he misses he is still rechnically invis/has the barrier of protection

magic > bullets

This +1.
http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Shield_Charm
Magically blocks spells & physical entities.
So that is confirmed. Whether Harry could cast it quick enough is another story. But I think it's no problemo.  :p
Collection(s) : Ducky Shine 2 TKL x Poker II x 62g FaceW x 62g Gateron Black GON NerD TKL x 65g Z GON NerD 60

Offline Glenmael

  • Posts: 671
Re: Harry Potter vs RoboCop
« Reply #7 on: Sun, 03 January 2016, 17:22:13 »
Harry can go invis mode, therefore speed is no issue.

no, but invis doesn't stop bullets..

Robocop could shot all high probability movement vectors, before harry has a chance to move in those directions..

Robocop gun is fully automatic.


I also think if it's a wand-type spell,   wand-waving would at least be required, which is slower than pulling a trigger..

And if the spell type requires chanting, then obviously a very dead harry..

oh no it's instant (a cape), I'd imagine Harry would be wearing it at all times and would have the preemptive strike on roboman, plus surely Harry could pop up a shielding spell.

It would go like this:
 - Robo oiling himself (so he doesn't squeak)
 - Harry sneaks up with his cape (obviously invis)
 - Before popping out from his invis he casts a protection spell
 - Sneaks up behind Robo, starts chanting/waving his rod (all the while still invis)
 - Lights Robo on fire
 - If he misses he is still rechnically invis/has the barrier of protection

magic > bullets

This +1.
http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Shield_Charm
Magically blocks spells & physical entities.
So that is confirmed. Whether Harry could cast it quick enough is another story. But I think it's no problemo.  :p

He is invis, so casting is no issue =)

Offline tp4tissue

  • * Destiny Supporter
  • Thread Starter
  • Posts: 13568
  • Location: Official Geekhack Public Defender..
  • OmniExpert of: Rice, Top-Ramen, Ergodox, n Females
Re: Harry Potter vs RoboCop
« Reply #8 on: Sun, 03 January 2016, 19:24:55 »
That's the thing,  you guys are assuming harry casts first..

I don't think that's how a fight would go down.


They have to both start  -non- buffed..


because if you say, harry can go invis, and sneak up on robo while robo is oiling his bearings..

Why couldn't robo sneak up on harry, with a 50 cal sniper rifile from like a mile away, while harry is brushing his teeth..




Offline fanpeople

  • Posts: 970
Re: Harry Potter vs RoboCop
« Reply #9 on: Sun, 03 January 2016, 19:32:15 »
That's the thing,  you guys are assuming harry casts first..

I don't think that's how a fight would go down.


They have to both start  -non- buffed..


because if you say, harry can go invis, and sneak up on robo while robo is oiling his bearings..

Why couldn't robo sneak up on harry, with a 50 cal sniper rifile from like a mile away, while harry is brushing his teeth..

Tp wins, Harry's a punce. Ramen for all

Offline Glenmael

  • Posts: 671
Re: Harry Potter vs RoboCop
« Reply #10 on: Sun, 03 January 2016, 20:10:11 »
That's the thing,  you guys are assuming harry casts first..

I don't think that's how a fight would go down.


They have to both start  -non- buffed..


because if you say, harry can go invis, and sneak up on robo while robo is oiling his bearings..

Why couldn't robo sneak up on harry, with a 50 cal sniper rifile from like a mile away, while harry is brushing his teeth..

Fair call, fair call...  :thumb:

Offline Jokrik

  • * Destiny Supporter
  • Posts: 3031
  • Location: Death Star
Re: Harry Potter vs RoboCop
« Reply #11 on: Mon, 04 January 2016, 10:04:07 »
Hermione will help Harry thus Robocop would get owned

Plus she's hawt
Quote
Women always figure out the truth. Always. - Han Solo

Offline sncbraxsc2

  • Posts: 367
  • Location: Florida
  • ⭐Domesticated Dweeb⭐
Re: Harry Potter vs RoboCop
« Reply #12 on: Mon, 04 January 2016, 11:42:46 »
These always seem imba when its X vs Magic.  :p

If its dueling style, I think Harry would win. Too easy to make a shield on first move and then disapparate elsewhere in the locale to sneak attack.


Offline mobbo

  • u fk
  • * Exquisite Elder
  • Posts: 1135
  • Location: Canada
Re: Harry Potter vs RoboCop
« Reply #13 on: Mon, 04 January 2016, 11:48:37 »
I mean even if Harry took an initial bullet, as long as he didn't die instantly in the fight couldn't he just "avada kedavra gg"?

Quote from: Binge
crumping is like twerking but it's all about getting low with force.

Offline Waateva

  • * Esteemed Elder
  • Posts: 1782
  • Location: Michigan, USA
Re: Harry Potter vs RoboCop
« Reply #14 on: Mon, 04 January 2016, 15:19:23 »
If they are in a dueling situation akin to a standoff I would imagine RoboCop would win, assuming he was actually trying to kill Harry.  Harry could certainly cast his spells but RoboCop should theoretically be able to place a fatal headshot on Harry within a second of the duel starting, so unless Harry Potter spits hot fire like Dylan I don't think he could even cast the spells fast enough for them to do anything.
Duck Blackbird - Gaterstotles /// O'Mira - V Blacks /// LZ GH v2 - V Clears /// Leopold FC980C /// TGR Jane CE v2 (unbuilt) /// Lin Dolphin 2021 (unbuilt)

Offline tp4tissue

  • * Destiny Supporter
  • Thread Starter
  • Posts: 13568
  • Location: Official Geekhack Public Defender..
  • OmniExpert of: Rice, Top-Ramen, Ergodox, n Females
Re: Harry Potter vs RoboCop
« Reply #15 on: Wed, 06 January 2016, 17:57:03 »
I mean even if Harry took an initial bullet, as long as he didn't die instantly in the fight couldn't he just "avada kedavra gg"?

A 50 Cal would xplode harry in 2 pieces..

Offline tp4tissue

  • * Destiny Supporter
  • Thread Starter
  • Posts: 13568
  • Location: Official Geekhack Public Defender..
  • OmniExpert of: Rice, Top-Ramen, Ergodox, n Females
Re: Harry Potter vs RoboCop
« Reply #16 on: Wed, 06 January 2016, 17:59:12 »
If they are in a dueling situation akin to a standoff I would imagine RoboCop would win, assuming he was actually trying to kill Harry.  Harry could certainly cast his spells but RoboCop should theoretically be able to place a fatal headshot on Harry within a second of the duel starting, so unless Harry Potter spits hot fire like Dylan I don't think he could even cast the spells fast enough for them to do anything.


I don't see how fire makes a difference..  In robocop 3,  he was shot and set on fire..    Robocop was fine..

I think ur thinking if the fireballs also had a great deal of "kinetic" energy, 


But i guess then we have to discuss fireballs..  because they're different from a Cannon-ball.   

A cannon ball would certainly kill robocop.

Offline Waateva

  • * Esteemed Elder
  • Posts: 1782
  • Location: Michigan, USA
Re: Harry Potter vs RoboCop
« Reply #17 on: Wed, 06 January 2016, 20:07:08 »
If they are in a dueling situation akin to a standoff I would imagine RoboCop would win, assuming he was actually trying to kill Harry.  Harry could certainly cast his spells but RoboCop should theoretically be able to place a fatal headshot on Harry within a second of the duel starting, so unless Harry Potter spits hot fire like Dylan I don't think he could even cast the spells fast enough for them to do anything.


I don't see how fire makes a difference..  In robocop 3,  he was shot and set on fire..    Robocop was fine..

I think ur thinking if the fireballs also had a great deal of "kinetic" energy, 


But i guess then we have to discuss fireballs..  because they're different from a Cannon-ball.   

A cannon ball would certainly kill robocop.

What about kamehamehas?
Duck Blackbird - Gaterstotles /// O'Mira - V Blacks /// LZ GH v2 - V Clears /// Leopold FC980C /// TGR Jane CE v2 (unbuilt) /// Lin Dolphin 2021 (unbuilt)

Offline bocahgundul

  • a seal
  • * Esteemed Elder
  • Posts: 1842
  • Location: sell me your 5k ples
Re: Harry Potter vs RoboCop
« Reply #18 on: Wed, 06 January 2016, 20:54:55 »
Robocop wins

Offline piemancoder

  • Posts: 275
  • Location: The Tardis
Re: Harry Potter vs RoboCop
« Reply #19 on: Wed, 06 January 2016, 21:25:34 »
Robocop wins

No, Spock wins. Spock always wins. Or the Doctor. But usually Spock.
Yoda grammar best has