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Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
« on: Wed, 10 May 2017, 15:56:41 »
I like 'em clicky and tactile—you know, blind women with loose dentures.
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Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
« Reply #1 on: Wed, 10 May 2017, 17:05:03 »
Is this a joke?
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Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
« Reply #2 on: Wed, 10 May 2017, 17:09:17 »
it's how they roll..!!


Although the translate is more  magic  Staff, or magic cane..   not magic wand.


The Jizz part is just the main brand maybe.   It's a direct romanization of  Ji Zhi   which means Highest wisdom.. 


it  would be pronounced jizz though, so the romanization is not accurate
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Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
« Reply #3 on: Wed, 10 May 2017, 21:57:23 »
Where do astronauts drink?

At a space bar.
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Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
« Reply #4 on: Wed, 10 May 2017, 22:04:27 »
Here's a keyboard joke:

Razer Blackwidow
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Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
« Reply #5 on: Thu, 11 May 2017, 15:43:37 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Wed, 10 May 2017, 22:04:27
Here's a keyboard joke:

Razer Blackwidow
But it has rgb, how can it be bad?


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Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
« Reply #6 on: Thu, 11 May 2017, 18:06:13 »
Quote from: rowdy on Wed, 10 May 2017, 21:57:23
Where do astronauts drink?

At a space bar.

GOTTEM
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Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
« Reply #7 on: Thu, 11 May 2017, 18:21:18 »
lol
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Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
« Reply #8 on: Thu, 11 May 2017, 20:30:27 »
Did you hear about the keyboard collector with anxiety issues? He was ANSI all the time.
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Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
« Reply #9 on: Thu, 11 May 2017, 21:57:33 »
Quote from: Encabulator on Thu, 11 May 2017, 15:43:37
Quote from: noisyturtle on Wed, 10 May 2017, 22:04:27
Here's a keyboard joke:

Razer Blackwidow
But it has rgb, how can it be bad?


Is that another keyboard joke?

Asking for a friend ...
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Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
« Reply #10 on: Fri, 12 May 2017, 07:19:16 »
Quote from: rowdy on Thu, 11 May 2017, 21:57:33
Quote from: Encabulator on Thu, 11 May 2017, 15:43:37
Quote from: noisyturtle on Wed, 10 May 2017, 22:04:27
Here's a keyboard joke:

Razer Blackwidow
But it has rgb, how can it be bad?


Is that another keyboard joke?

Asking for a friend ...

RGB is instantly +11 keyboard. right there..
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Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
« Reply #11 on: Fri, 12 May 2017, 16:51:05 »
Buh ha ha—great stuff guys! And they say peeps who obsess over tidy rows of small, precise objects are unlikely to have a sense of humor.  :?)
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Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
« Reply #12 on: Fri, 12 May 2017, 17:14:40 »
More cartoons, don't know any jokes.
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Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
« Reply #13 on: Fri, 12 May 2017, 18:31:39 »
Wow, that's an old meme.
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Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
« Reply #14 on: Wed, 17 October 2018, 15:48:18 »
Why don’t keyboards sleep?

They have two shifts.
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Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
« Reply #15 on: Wed, 17 October 2018, 16:12:20 »
Quote from: rowdy on Wed, 17 October 2018, 15:48:18
Why don’t keyboards sleep?

They have two shifts.

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Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
« Reply #16 on: Wed, 24 July 2019, 17:39:39 »
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Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
« Reply #17 on: Wed, 24 July 2019, 17:40:28 »
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Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
« Reply #18 on: Wed, 24 July 2019, 19:00:26 »
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Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
« Reply #19 on: Fri, 26 July 2019, 16:33:51 »
STOP YELLING AT ME.
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Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
« Reply #20 on: Fri, 26 July 2019, 17:19:35 »
Quote from: rowdy on Wed, 17 October 2018, 15:48:18
Why don’t keyboards sleep?

They have two shifts.

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Re: Bad keyboard jokes anyone?
« Reply #22 on: Sat, 27 July 2019, 19:38:15 »
Quote from: noisyturtle on Wed, 10 May 2017, 22:04:27
Here's a keyboard joke:

Razer Blackwidow

Razer switches... so clicky but wear out after a few days
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