Viva's Dating Advice Thread

[absyrd]

Is see through vinyl pants acceptable..

Not unless those vinyl pants are 12" records

12" covers too much. Hell... even 7s...

Need the 7" with the big hole in the middle

I need this because I'm all sorts of mangled down there...

[demik]

Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Español?

[Seranite]

Like when you post pictures of you're freshly washed car to brag and then don't wash it for months, internet pictures are mad to make other people jealous.

Unless your avar is a donkey, then no one is jealous.

That was oddly specific.

Are you spying on my dirty ass car?

Same thing happens when girls get married and let themselves go.. 

No makeup, no hair, no working out..

You mean I'm gonna go bald when I get married? 

[beehatch]

Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Español?

neither, use the language of love

[Halverson]

Is see through vinyl pants acceptable..

Not unless those vinyl pants are 12" records

12" covers too much. Hell... even 7s...

Need the 7" with the big hole in the middle

could use one of the ancient chinese coins with the hole in the center. those have some pretty small holes, if size is your problem

Or just wear an oversized magnifying glass

[demik]

Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?

neither, use the language of love

****. I'm already half assed in Spanish. Whole assed in English. Rip never getting a gf thanks to illiteracy.

[tp4tissue]

Like when you post pictures of you're freshly washed car to brag and then don't wash it for months, internet pictures are mad to make other people jealous.

Unless your avar is a donkey, then no one is jealous.

That was oddly specific.

Are you spying on my dirty ass car?

Same thing happens when girls get married and let themselves go.. 

No makeup, no hair, no working out..

You mean I'm gonna go bald when I get married? 

From the stress..  Potentially.. 

[beehatch]

Is see through vinyl pants acceptable..

Not unless those vinyl pants are 12" records

12" covers too much. Hell... even 7s...

Need the 7" with the big hole in the middle

could use one of the ancient chinese coins with the hole in the center. those have some pretty small holes, if size is your problem

Or just wear an oversized magnifying glass

or a mirror perhaps, since this party is pantless and if you wanna be clever

[demik]

Like when you post pictures of you're freshly washed car to brag and then don't wash it for months, internet pictures are mad to make other people jealous.

Unless your avar is a donkey, then no one is jealous.

That was oddly specific.

Are you spying on my dirty ass car?

Same thing happens when girls get married and let themselves go.. 

No makeup, no hair, no working out..

You mean I'm gonna go bald when I get married? 

I'm sorry you had to find out this way.

[Halverson]

Is see through vinyl pants acceptable..

Not unless those vinyl pants are 12" records

12" covers too much. Hell... even 7s...

Need the 7" with the big hole in the middle

could use one of the ancient chinese coins with the hole in the center. those have some pretty small holes, if size is your problem

Or just wear an oversized magnifying glass

or a mirror perhaps, since this party is pantless and if you wanna be clever

Too much work, let's all just drop acid and get naked

[demik]

Is see through vinyl pants acceptable..

Not unless those vinyl pants are 12" records

12" covers too much. Hell... even 7s...

Need the 7" with the big hole in the middle

could use one of the ancient chinese coins with the hole in the center. those have some pretty small holes, if size is your problem

Or just wear an oversized magnifying glass

or a mirror perhaps, since this party is pantless and if you wanna be clever

Too much work, let's all just drop acid and get naked

Way ahead of you. Now how do I explain it to my coworkers.

[Halverson]

Is see through vinyl pants acceptable..

Not unless those vinyl pants are 12" records

12" covers too much. Hell... even 7s...

Need the 7" with the big hole in the middle

could use one of the ancient chinese coins with the hole in the center. those have some pretty small holes, if size is your problem

Or just wear an oversized magnifying glass

or a mirror perhaps, since this party is pantless and if you wanna be clever

Too much work, let's all just drop acid and get naked

Way ahead of you. Now how do I explain it to my coworkers.

You didn't sneak acid into their drinks? Uh oh

[absyrd]

Acid + wallpaper patterns. Timothy Leary wouldn't want it any other way, demik.

[tp4tissue]

Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Español?

Yo quiero taco-bell.. habrá tacos en la cabaña de colza

[Halverson]

Acid + wallpaper patterns. Timothy Leary wouldn't want it any other way, demik.

I want acid and absyrds home which I have come to believe is filled with trippy art

[absyrd]

Acid + wallpaper patterns. Timothy Leary wouldn't want it any other way, demik.

I want acid and absyrds home which I have come to believe is filled with trippy art

The house I own now is directly across the street from a friend's house growing up where we used to eat mushrooms and watch the leaves on the giant trees.

I now live under the biggest ****ing oak tree that used to trip me out (and will probably fall on my house and kill me one day).

[Halverson]

Acid + wallpaper patterns. Timothy Leary wouldn't want it any other way, demik.

I want acid and absyrds home which I have come to believe is filled with trippy art

The house I own now is directly across the street from a friend's house growing up where we used to eat mushrooms and watch the leaves on the giant trees.

I now live under the biggest ****ing oak tree that used to trip me out (and will probably fall on my house and kill me one day).

Ok, I'm coming over, hope you still got the hookups.

[beehatch]

Acid + wallpaper patterns. Timothy Leary wouldn't want it any other way, demik.

I want acid and absyrds home which I have come to believe is filled with trippy art

The house I own now is directly across the street from a friend's house growing up where we used to eat mushrooms and watch the leaves on the giant trees.

I now live under the biggest ****ing oak tree that used to trip me out (and will probably fall on my house and kill me one day).

I'm sadly only interested in elm trees.

[Halverson]

Acid + wallpaper patterns. Timothy Leary wouldn't want it any other way, demik.

I want acid and absyrds home which I have come to believe is filled with trippy art

The house I own now is directly across the street from a friend's house growing up where we used to eat mushrooms and watch the leaves on the giant trees.

I now live under the biggest ****ing oak tree that used to trip me out (and will probably fall on my house and kill me one day).

I'm sadly only interested in elm trees.

That's like, tree racism, tracist!

[CPTBadAss]

I love the smell of cocaine in the morning.

And trap music. Where my trap queens at? Sounds like absyrd knows at least one.

It's a pants less reception. Undress accordingly.

pulse and pants optional? This is my kind of party

I too wish to be invited to said party. OP, do you think I'll meet a nice girl there? The kind 2chainz is looking for.

[demik]

Ain't no party like an acid party cause an acid party whoa

[tp4tissue]

Ain't no party like an acid party cause an acid party whoa

Not a fan of acid..  I'm not totally sure what "enjoyable" is when tripping.

[beehatch]

Acid + wallpaper patterns. Timothy Leary wouldn't want it any other way, demik.

I want acid and absyrds home which I have come to believe is filled with trippy art

The house I own now is directly across the street from a friend's house growing up where we used to eat mushrooms and watch the leaves on the giant trees.

I now live under the biggest ****ing oak tree that used to trip me out (and will probably fall on my house and kill me one day).

I'm sadly only interested in elm trees.

That's like, tree racism, tracist!

You've clearly never seen how big their "leaves" can get.

[Halverson]

Ain't no party like an acid party cause an acid party whoa

Not a fan of acid..  I'm not totally sure what "enjoyable" is when tripping.

When you connect with heaven and earth, knowledge is power, and life is nothing.

[demik]

Ain't no party like an acid party cause an acid party whoa

Not a fan of acid..  I'm not totally sure what "enjoyable" is when tripping.

When you connect with heaven and earth, knowledge is power, and life is nothing.

Plus you're naked

Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?

Yo quiero taco-bell.. habr� tacos en la caba�a de colza

Did you just try to order food? Ffs tp

[Halverson]

Ain't no party like an acid party cause an acid party whoa

Not a fan of acid..  I'm not totally sure what "enjoyable" is when tripping.

When you connect with heaven and earth, knowledge is power, and life is nothing.

Plus you're naked

Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?

Yo quiero taco-bell.. habr� tacos en la caba�a de colza

Did you just try to order food? Ffs tp

I like his style! He can bring tacos to the wedding!

[tp4tissue]

Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?

Yo quiero taco-bell.. habr� tacos en la caba�a de colza

Did you just try to order food? Ffs tp

Um....

Did I ?   I no good spanish..

It's weird though Cuz I knew the words for cabin and rape..

anyway...

so we haven't discussed the edibles,  so tacos is just an idea.

[Halverson]

Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?

Yo quiero taco-bell.. habr� tacos en la caba�a de colza

Did you just try to order food? Ffs tp

Um....

Did I ?   I no good spanish..

It's weird though Cuz I knew the words for cabin and rape..

anyway...

so we haven't discussed the edibles,  so tacos is just an idea.

chimichanga, burrito, nachos, mole, tacquito, tamale, churro

[beehatch]

Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?

Yo quiero taco-bell.. habr� tacos en la caba�a de colza

Did you just try to order food? Ffs tp

Um....

Did I ?   I no good spanish..

It's weird though Cuz I knew the words for cabin and rape..

anyway...

so we haven't discussed the edibles,  so tacos is just an idea.

chimichanga, burrito, nachos, mole, tacquito, tamale, churro

I'd be down for some guac. I'd cover myself in it, if possible.

[vivalarevolución]

I love the smell of cocaine in the morning.

And trap music. Where my trap queens at? Sounds like absyrd knows at least one.

It's a pants less reception. Undress accordingly.

pulse and pants optional? This is my kind of party

I too wish to be invited to said party. OP, do you think I'll meet a nice girl there? The kind 2chainz is looking for.

Yes, definitely.  Be sure to twerk in order to impress her.

You mean I'm gonna go bald when I get married? 

Some of us go bald before we are married.

[Halverson]

Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?

Yo quiero taco-bell.. habr� tacos en la caba�a de colza

Did you just try to order food? Ffs tp

Um....

Did I ?   I no good spanish..

It's weird though Cuz I knew the words for cabin and rape..

anyway...

so we haven't discussed the edibles,  so tacos is just an idea.

chimichanga, burrito, nachos, mole, tacquito, tamale, churro

I'd be down for some guac. I'd cover myself in it, if possible.

You can be the bowl I suppose, dip all the nachos in dat

[absyrd]

****ing quoting broken again for me. Bleh. Now I have to manually do things.

Some of us go bald before we are married.

I told my wife when we first started dating that my genetics were **** and I'd eventually be bald and fat. Best to lay it all out on the table.

[vivalarevolución]

Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Español?

neither, use the language of love

Correct. Learn French.

[tp4tissue]

Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?

Yo quiero taco-bell.. habr� tacos en la caba�a de colza

Did you just try to order food? Ffs tp

Um....

Did I ?   I no good spanish..

It's weird though Cuz I knew the words for cabin and rape..

anyway...

so we haven't discussed the edibles,  so tacos is just an idea.

chimichanga, burrito, nachos, mole, tacquito, tamale, churro

I'd be down for some guac. I'd cover myself in it, if possible.

You can be the bowl I suppose, dip all the nachos in dat

This is turning into one of them japanese sexy parties..

[Halverson]

Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?

Yo quiero taco-bell.. habr� tacos en la caba�a de colza

Did you just try to order food? Ffs tp

Um....

Did I ?   I no good spanish..

It's weird though Cuz I knew the words for cabin and rape..

anyway...

so we haven't discussed the edibles,  so tacos is just an idea.

chimichanga, burrito, nachos, mole, tacquito, tamale, churro

I'd be down for some guac. I'd cover myself in it, if possible.

You can be the bowl I suppose, dip all the nachos in dat

This is turning into one of them japanese sexy parties..

You bringing them octopi?

[tp4tissue]

Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?

Yo quiero taco-bell.. habr� tacos en la caba�a de colza

Did you just try to order food? Ffs tp

Um....

Did I ?   I no good spanish..

It's weird though Cuz I knew the words for cabin and rape..

anyway...

so we haven't discussed the edibles,  so tacos is just an idea.

chimichanga, burrito, nachos, mole, tacquito, tamale, churro

I'd be down for some guac. I'd cover myself in it, if possible.

You can be the bowl I suppose, dip all the nachos in dat

This is turning into one of them japanese sexy parties..

You bringing them octopi?

You want live or dead... ?

[beehatch]

Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?

Yo quiero taco-bell.. habr� tacos en la caba�a de colza

Did you just try to order food? Ffs tp

Um....

Did I ?   I no good spanish..

It's weird though Cuz I knew the words for cabin and rape..

anyway...

so we haven't discussed the edibles,  so tacos is just an idea.

chimichanga, burrito, nachos, mole, tacquito, tamale, churro

I'd be down for some guac. I'd cover myself in it, if possible.

You can be the bowl I suppose, dip all the nachos in dat

This is turning into one of them japanese sexy parties..

You bringing them octopi?

You want live or dead... ?

The live octopi can make people squirm *wink

[tp4tissue]

Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Español?

neither, use the language of love

Correct. Learn French.

There's really nothing that substantiates this..

Truthiness at best.

[vivalarevolución]

Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Español?

neither, use the language of love

Correct. Learn French.

There's really nothing that substantiates this..

Truthiness at best.

See my disclaimer in the OP>

[Halverson]

Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?

Yo quiero taco-bell.. habr� tacos en la caba�a de colza

Did you just try to order food? Ffs tp

Um....

Did I ?   I no good spanish..

It's weird though Cuz I knew the words for cabin and rape..

anyway...

so we haven't discussed the edibles,  so tacos is just an idea.

chimichanga, burrito, nachos, mole, tacquito, tamale, churro

I'd be down for some guac. I'd cover myself in it, if possible.

You can be the bowl I suppose, dip all the nachos in dat

This is turning into one of them japanese sexy parties..

You bringing them octopi?

You want live or dead... ?

The live octopi can make people squirm *wink

Live. So they can squiggle into  all the holes

[demik]

Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?

neither, use the language of love

Correct. Learn French.

So admit defeat? Got it

[tp4tissue]

I've always theorized that women were of equal perversion, and our only difference lies in the degree of linguistic subtlety.

-Beehatch-'s choice of words:

___The live octopi can make people squirm *wink

-Halverson-'s choice of words:

___Live. So they can squiggle into all the holes


Thoughts?

hahahahahah

[Halverson]

I've always theorized that women were of equal perversion, and our only difference lies in the degree of linguistic subtlety.

-Beehatch-'s choice of words:

___The live octopi can make people squirm *wink

-Halverson-'s choice of words:

___Live. So they can squiggle into all the holes


Thoughts?

hahahahahah

Well to be fair, I think it was more of a progression in my reply. Start subtle, then go more obvious. The next step should have you being VERY specific.

[demik]

I feel left out of this party. What do I bring?

[Sygaldry]

Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?

neither, use the language of love

Correct. Learn French.

So admit defeat? Got it

Just need to learn one sentence:

"Je pense que tu es tres belle."

Works like a charm.

[tp4tissue]

I've always theorized that women were of equal perversion, and our only difference lies in the degree of linguistic subtlety.

-Beehatch-'s choice of words:

___The live octopi can make people squirm *wink

-Halverson-'s choice of words:

___Live. So they can squiggle into all the holes


Thoughts?

hahahahahah

Well to be fair, I think it was more of a progression in my reply. Start subtle, then go more obvious. The next step should have you being VERY specific.

either way.. you've both ruined my lunch..

[Halverson]

I feel left out of this party. What do I bring?

DAT ASS

[Halverson]

I've always theorized that women were of equal perversion, and our only difference lies in the degree of linguistic subtlety.

-Beehatch-'s choice of words:

___The live octopi can make people squirm *wink

-Halverson-'s choice of words:

___Live. So they can squiggle into all the holes


Thoughts?

hahahahahah

Well to be fair, I think it was more of a progression in my reply. Start subtle, then go more obvious. The next step should have you being VERY specific.

either way.. you've both ruined my lunch..

You eating octopus? hahaha I got some squid in my freezer, I should defrost them and have some fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[demik]

Op, si yo quiero una novia, cual idioma debo de usar? Mi Ingles o mi Espa�ol?

neither, use the language of love

Correct. Learn French.

So admit defeat? Got it

Just need to learn one sentence:

"Je pense que tu es tres belle."

Works like a charm.

Your panties are terrible? Okay, I'll give it a try

HEY HALVERSON JE PENSE QUE TU TRES BELLE

[demik]

I feel left out of this party. What do I bring?

DAT ASS

This just became a Tijuana donkey show