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How to anger Tea Snobs
« on: Mon, 14 August 2017, 20:57:47 »



Step 1:

Put expensive tea-leaves into large mug

Step 2:

Add tap water to the brim

Step 3:

Microwave on high for 4 minutes, until half the water boil over and out of the cup

Step 4:

Take the mug out, taste it,  Proclaim it's Too Hot

Step 5:

Take mug to sink, Add cold tap water


Step 6: 


Stir with Finger,  try the tea again,  and pretend like it's the BEST TEA..


Step 7:

Offer some tea to the cat or dog,  have them drink straight out of the mug.


Step 8:


Then offer that same mug to your friend to try, Enjoy his face as his stupid world shatters into a million pieces..

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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #1 on: Mon, 14 August 2017, 21:03:03 »
LULWUT

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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #2 on: Mon, 14 August 2017, 21:20:46 »
LULWUT

it's pretty much the most wrong way to make tea + kitty/doggy spit..

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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #3 on: Mon, 14 August 2017, 21:33:39 »
I physically cringed while reading this...title is accurate...
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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #4 on: Mon, 14 August 2017, 21:33:45 »
It just sounds like too much hassle compared to a kettle though :(

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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #5 on: Mon, 14 August 2017, 21:48:55 »
Use plastic cup (without handle), not mug.

Add milk and consume with tea bags still in cup.

I know someone does this and I try to placate my paroxysm of rage by continually telling myself that It. Is. Not. Tea.
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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #6 on: Mon, 14 August 2017, 22:11:05 »
Use plastic cup (without handle), not mug.

Add milk and consume with tea bags still in cup.

I know someone does this and I try to placate my paroxysm of rage by continually telling myself that It. Is. Not. Tea.

That's basically just small batch bubble tea.. without the boba and sugar.

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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #7 on: Mon, 14 August 2017, 22:14:15 »
what if i make a tea with a wild berry/fruity tea bag, and then add 1:1 portion of milk to water?

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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #8 on: Mon, 14 August 2017, 22:16:42 »
what if i make a tea with a wild berry/fruity tea bag, and then add 1:1 portion of milk to water?



That's basically the RGB tkl of tea.. 

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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #9 on: Mon, 14 August 2017, 22:17:58 »
what if i make a tea with a wild berry/fruity tea bag, and then add 1:1 portion of milk to water?



That's basically the RGB tkl of tea..

it goes without saying that i'd drink it out of a korean cnc alu mug

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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #10 on: Mon, 14 August 2017, 22:53:21 »
Wow. That really triggers me.
Obviously you have to microwave a metal cup for best flavor.
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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #11 on: Tue, 15 August 2017, 00:05:34 »

it goes without saying that i'd drink it out of a korean cnc alu mug

aluminum doesn't make a good cup, because the metal is very porous..

Even if it's anodized, the surface still retains tastes of previous liquids.

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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #12 on: Tue, 15 August 2017, 01:53:51 »
what if i make a tea with a wild berry/fruity tea bag, and then add 1:1 portion of milk to water?



That's basically the RGB tkl of tea..
So useless and ostentatious then? :p
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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #13 on: Tue, 15 August 2017, 01:55:26 »
what if i make a tea with a wild berry/fruity tea bag, and then add 1:1 portion of milk to water?



That's basically the RGB tkl of tea..
So useless and ostentatious then? :p

I wouldn't go that far, hahahaha..

It's definitely for young people..



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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #14 on: Tue, 15 August 2017, 10:54:59 »
Tea sucks!

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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #15 on: Tue, 15 August 2017, 16:21:09 »
Tea sucks!

i've been buying up matcha recently due to the vegan thing..

it's pretty addicting because it's very high in caffeine.

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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #16 on: Tue, 15 August 2017, 17:03:26 »
Tea sucks!
Yes, it does. But coffee is worse.
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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #17 on: Tue, 15 August 2017, 17:34:47 »
Tea sucks!
Yes, it does. But coffee is worse.

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« Reply #18 on: Tue, 15 August 2017, 17:43:24 »
I leave the tea bag in the entire time  :-X

Tea sucks!
Yes, it does. But coffee is worse.

False

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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #19 on: Tue, 15 August 2017, 17:49:26 »
LULWUT

it's pretty much the most wrong way to make tea + kitty/doggy spit..

actually, there's no wrong way to drink tea. you posted a great recipe for most black teas!

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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #20 on: Tue, 15 August 2017, 18:28:09 »

actually, there's no wrong way to drink tea. you posted a great recipe for most black teas!


there are countries which consider such statements may warrant capital punishment..

hahahahah

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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #21 on: Tue, 15 August 2017, 18:55:06 »

actually, there's no wrong way to drink tea. you posted a great recipe for most black teas!


there are countries which consider such statements may warrant capital punishment..

hahahahah

None of those countries invented tea, nor drink black tea properly.

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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #22 on: Wed, 16 August 2017, 01:12:12 »
Tea sucks!
Yes, it does. But coffee is worse.

Reported and blocked..

COFFEE IS THE BEST CHYROS!!! Without Coffee I would have to smoke crack cocaine.......or drink green tea.
Heh, I knew you'd be a coffee drinker :p .

I don't drink either. Nor water, which also sucks. Milk is where it's at. Hot chocolate for hot beverages.
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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #23 on: Wed, 16 August 2017, 01:36:06 »
Step 1: drink tea
Step 2: Piss out tee into a cup
Step 3: drink whilst still warm
Step 4: Repeat daily for infinite free tea

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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #24 on: Wed, 16 August 2017, 02:00:24 »
Step 1: drink tea
Step 2: Piss out tee into a cup
Step 3: drink whilst still warm
Step 4: Repeat daily for infinite free tea
Some people do just that.
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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #25 on: Wed, 16 August 2017, 08:37:45 »
Step 1: drink tea
Step 2: Piss out tee into a cup
Step 3: drink whilst still warm
Step 4: Repeat daily for infinite free tea
Some people do just that.

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« Reply #26 on: Wed, 16 August 2017, 21:50:14 »
Step 1: drink tea
Step 2: Piss out tee into a cup
Step 3: drink whilst still warm
Step 4: Repeat daily for infinite free tea
Some people do just that.

Mars base,  here we come.. !!

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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #27 on: Wed, 16 August 2017, 21:59:19 »


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They're going to have a fresh water recycler for quite some time before they get to deep drill for fresh water.

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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #28 on: Wed, 16 August 2017, 23:21:02 »
that sounds just exactly how i make tea

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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #29 on: Thu, 17 August 2017, 00:46:36 »
that sounds just exactly how i make tea

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME U PISS IN A CUP AND THEN DRINK IT?

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« Reply #30 on: Thu, 17 August 2017, 14:54:49 »
that sounds just exactly how i make tea

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME U PISS IN A CUP AND THEN DRINK IT?

I will let u guess that

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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #31 on: Thu, 17 August 2017, 15:53:52 »
that sounds just exactly how i make tea

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME U PISS IN A CUP AND THEN DRINK IT?

I will let u guess that

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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #32 on: Thu, 17 August 2017, 20:18:18 »
Perfection !!

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« Reply #33 on: Thu, 17 August 2017, 22:02:19 »
Perfection !!

(Attachment Link)

Tp4 = Xpert lvl!!


Messy pouring, messy stirring or messy drinking?
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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #34 on: Thu, 17 August 2017, 22:14:48 »
Perfection !!

(Attachment Link)

Tp4 = Xpert lvl!!


Messy pouring, messy stirring or messy drinking?

everything.. + over boiled..

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« Reply #35 on: Sun, 20 August 2017, 22:04:18 »
Perfection !!

(Attachment Link)

Tp4 = Xpert lvl!!


Messy pouring, messy stirring or messy drinking?

everything.. + over boiled..

Says much about the inner tp4.
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #36 on: Sun, 20 August 2017, 22:27:01 »

Says much about the inner tp4.


in playing this dreadful hand, i shall obliterate the god who cursed me as i walk across a path paved with the body parts of his bastard sons and **** daughters.



Such a line came to mind just now, and I thought to myself, wtf? there's something wrong with me.. hahahaha


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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
« Reply #37 on: Mon, 21 August 2017, 21:57:12 »
there's something wrong with me..

QFT :p
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: How to anger Tea Snobs
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