I am uninstalling this game as this is typed.
Every level up is like doing lines of coke... Every kill is like popping ecstasy..
And When you land an Ulti + get a Kill.. it feels like I did a line of ex in my left nostril with another line of coke in my right nostril simultaneously..
After a few games, my hands were shaking... Even if I lost, I went back for more, just kept hitting find-game..
I microwaved a breakfast burrito, started playing, and 2 hours later, the burrito was still in front of me, untouched...
How you people get anything done with dota in your life is indeed amazing...
I'm going to go cry in the corner, and eat my cold burrito..
I feel the withdraw symptoms already...
I had thought I'd finally be able to play this game after my cousin told me how to get the healthbars to brighten up.. but it is clear to me that dota is bad for everything else in life..