Viva's Dating Advice Thread

[tp4tissue]

No, Topre and Ergodox are not compatible in a relationship scenario.

[beehatch]

No, Topre and Ergodox are not compatible in a relationship scenario.

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heretic

[tp4tissue]

No, Topre and Ergodox are not compatible in a relationship scenario.

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heretic

Messiah

[Lurch]

No, Topre and Ergodox are not compatible in a relationship scenario.

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*bites lip*

yeah, that's the stuff

[vivalarevolución]

No, Topre and Ergodox are not compatible in a relationship scenario.

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The Tron predates the Ergodox, not a valid example.

[tp4tissue]

No, Topre and Ergodox are not compatible in a relationship scenario.

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The Tron predates the Ergodox, not a valid example.

Ergodox is a concept..  To evolve beyond the single-rectangle..

Topre key-switches and the Ergodox are not in conflict.


However,  the Generic Topre rectangles ARE obsolete..


The choice of switches is a preference..

The Geek can NOT prefer the obsolete single rectangle which causes RSI in The Computer Obsessed.

[demik]

ERGODOX

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Ergosux

[beehatch]

which would be more attractive to a dude:

dressing up as:

1. a dumb cat

2. a velociraptor

3. jeff goldblum

4. yur mom

[Lurch]

which would be more attractive to a dude:

dressing up as:

1. a dumb cat

2. a velociraptor

3. jeff goldblum

4. yur mom

number 3, especially if jeff goldbluman group

[beehatch]

which would be more attractive to a dude:

dressing up as:

1. a dumb cat

2. a velociraptor

3. jeff goldblum

4. yur mom

number 3, especially if jeff goldbluman group

excellent choice 

[tp4tissue]

which would be more attractive to a dude:

dressing up as:

1. a dumb cat

2. a velociraptor

3. jeff goldblum

4. yur mom

I'd prefer if the girl would dress up as the Left side of the Ergodox

And I'd dress up as the Right side of the Ergodox.


I guess the point is.. .Ergodox..  !!

We'd go hand in hand,  our arms being the dreaded TRRS cable

[beehatch]

which would be more attractive to a dude:

dressing up as:

1. a dumb cat

2. a velociraptor

3. jeff goldblum

4. yur mom

I'd prefer if the girl would dress up as the Left side of the Ergodox

And I'd dress up as the Right side of the Ergodox.


I guess the point is.. .Ergodox..  !!

you always find a way to disappoint me

[tp4tissue]

which would be more attractive to a dude:

dressing up as:

1. a dumb cat

2. a velociraptor

3. jeff goldblum

4. yur mom

I'd prefer if the girl would dress up as the Left side of the Ergodox

And I'd dress up as the Right side of the Ergodox.


I guess the point is.. .Ergodox..  !!

you always find a way to disappoint me

I am holding back all the non-PG stuff I'm into..

You guys are not ready for it..

[Air tree]

If I show ladies my HHKB and my fountain pen, what percentage will totally lust after me? 80%?


I flip my spacebar, so that easily ups that percentage to 90%, right? 

[tp4tissue]

If I show ladies my HHKB and my fountain pen, what percentage will totally lust after me? 80%?


I flip my spacebar, so that easily ups that percentage to 90%, right? 

I've only ever impressed a lady with my computer gear ONCE .

It was a project during income inequality, where the teacher gave very vague instructions..

I was the only person with the computer knowledge to complete the task..

Only 2 people completed the project.. That other person didn't know how to install software.

[Halverson]

It's toe-preh you ****ing heathens. RESPECT TOPRE OR GET BANNED.

Tah-purr like copper

[paicrai]

What should I do if I find out that my date doesn't like Topre?

pls halp

depends on how its pronounced

Toe

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Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Covers both foot and furry fetishes.

feet r uggo

[vivalarevolución]

If I show ladies my HHKB and my fountain pen, what percentage will totally lust after me? 80%?


I flip my spacebar, so that easily ups that percentage to 90%, right? 

In terms of a man's possessions that impresses most women, a HHKB and a fountain pen are far, very far down the list.  I would say about .002% of women will lust after those items.  Now if you have some items that display your thick wallet, adventurousness, or ability to be a provider, perhaps they will be more impressed.

With those points in mind, I recommend purchasing a Swiss mechanical watch, a grappling hook, and tractor to impress the ladies.

[HoffmanMyster]

It's toe-preh you ****ing heathens. RESPECT TOPRE OR GET BANNED.

Tah-purr like copper

Thorpe like gorp gorp.

In terms of a man's possessions that most women care about, the HHKB and a fountain pen are far, very far down the list.

Now if you have some items that display your thick wallet [...] perhaps they will be more impressed.

These are conflicting statements.

[vivalarevolución]

In terms of a man's possessions that most women care about, the HHKB and a fountain pen are far, very far down the list.

Now if you have some items that display your thick wallet [...] perhaps they will be more impressed.

These are conflicting statements.

Gah, you're absolutely right.  I should say an item that displays your ability to take out a large loan and pay it off in monthly increments, therefore masking the true amount of your wealth.

[demik]

If I show ladies my HHKB and my fountain pen, what percentage will totally lust after me? 80%?


I flip my spacebar, so that easily ups that percentage to 90%, right? 

Answer number 1) you're too young to have that many girlfriends so please be careful who you show your hhkb and pen too.

Answer number 2) ignore answer number 1, girls hate a flip flopper.

[Air tree]

If I show ladies my HHKB and my fountain pen, what percentage will totally lust after me? 80%?


I flip my spacebar, so that easily ups that percentage to 90%, right? 

Answer number 1) you're too young to have that many girlfriends so please be careful who you show your hhkb and pen too.

Answer number 2) ignore answer number 1, girls hate a flip flopper.

I think you're just afraid that I'll convert more people to the light of the flipped spacebar.

Since I have your address now, I can come and sneak into your house and flip your spacebar while you sleep. 

[demik]

If I show ladies my HHKB and my fountain pen, what percentage will totally lust after me? 80%?


I flip my spacebar, so that easily ups that percentage to 90%, right? 

Answer number 1) you're too young to have that many girlfriends so please be careful who you show your hhkb and pen too.

Answer number 2) ignore answer number 1, girls hate a flip flopper.

I think you're just afraid that I'll convert more people to the light of the flipped spacebar.

Since I have your address now, I can come and sneak into your house and flip your spacebar while you sleep. 

Good luck trying to get pass my wolves!

[Air tree]

If I show ladies my HHKB and my fountain pen, what percentage will totally lust after me? 80%?


I flip my spacebar, so that easily ups that percentage to 90%, right? 

Answer number 1) you're too young to have that many girlfriends so please be careful who you show your hhkb and pen too.

Answer number 2) ignore answer number 1, girls hate a flip flopper.

I think you're just afraid that I'll convert more people to the light of the flipped spacebar.

Since I have your address now, I can come and sneak into your house and flip your spacebar while you sleep. 

Good luck trying to get pass my wolves!

Is wolves code name for Halverson on all fours? 

[tp4tissue]

If I show ladies my HHKB and my fountain pen, what percentage will totally lust after me? 80%?


I flip my spacebar, so that easily ups that percentage to 90%, right? 

Answer number 1) you're too young to have that many girlfriends so please be careful who you show your hhkb and pen too.

Answer number 2) ignore answer number 1, girls hate a flip flopper.

I think you're just afraid that I'll convert more people to the light of the flipped spacebar.

Since I have your address now, I can come and sneak into your house and flip your spacebar while you sleep. 

Good luck trying to get pass my wolves!

Is wolves code name for Halverson on all fours? 

So this is what the build up has been for..   hahaha..

[demik]

If I show ladies my HHKB and my fountain pen, what percentage will totally lust after me? 80%?


I flip my spacebar, so that easily ups that percentage to 90%, right? 

Answer number 1) you're too young to have that many girlfriends so please be careful who you show your hhkb and pen too.

Answer number 2) ignore answer number 1, girls hate a flip flopper.

I think you're just afraid that I'll convert more people to the light of the flipped spacebar.

Since I have your address now, I can come and sneak into your house and flip your spacebar while you sleep. 

Good luck trying to get pass my wolves!

Is wolves code name for Halverson on all fours? 

Nah that's my ***** <3

[vivalarevolución]

tswiftfan, if I had pop lock and dropped it during the DJ sesh at Keycon, would I have gotten more ladies?

I forgot to answer this question. I don't know what "pop lock and dropped it" means. I assume it is another term for twerking. In that case, yes, the few females in attendance would have abandoned their partners and instantly attached to you. Opportunity lost.

[tp4tissue]

tswiftfan, if I had pop lock and dropped it during the DJ sesh at Keycon, would I have gotten more ladies?

I forgot to answer this question. I don't know what "pop lock and dropped it" means. I assume it is another term for twerking. In that case, yes, the few females in attendance would have abandoned their partners and instantly attached to you. Opportunity lost.

No it's not like twerking..

Also,  if you are an individual with tight pants..  be very careful before attempting to -drop-it-

[demik]

tswiftfan, if I had pop lock and dropped it during the DJ sesh at Keycon, would I have gotten more ladies?

I forgot to answer this question. I don't know what "pop lock and dropped it" means. I assume it is another term for twerking. In that case, yes, the few females in attendance would have abandoned their partners and instantly attached to you. Opportunity lost.

pop lock and drop it see:

[beehatch]

daggering, twerking, or pop, lock, and drop it?

[demik]

stanky leg so underrated

[ApocalypseMaow]

which would be more attractive to a dude:

dressing up as:

1. a dumb cat

2. a velociraptor

3. jeff goldblum

4. yur mom

I'd prefer if the girl would dress up as the Left side of the Ergodox

And I'd dress up as the Right side of the Ergodox.


I guess the point is.. .Ergodox..  !!

you always find a way to disappoint me

) my sides

[beehatch]

stanky leg so underrated

inform me pls

[demik]

it's like, when you're trying to step on a bug but dont want to get too close because it might jump on you.. and you're really drunk so you're trying not to fall, all while getting spider webs out your hair.

[beehatch]

it's like, when you're trying to step on a bug but dont want to get too close because it might jump on you.. and you're really drunk so you're trying not to fall, all while getting spider webs out your hair.

that video was weird as ****, but you gave a pretty accurate description.

good for you +1

[tp4tissue]

it's like, when you're trying to step on a bug but dont want to get too close because it might jump on you.. and you're really drunk so you're trying not to fall, all while getting spider webs out your hair.

not if you're doing it right..  gotta exaggerate those hip rotations into it..

[demik]

TIL tp is an expert in urban dance crazes

[ander]

When we go on dates, should we bring along some of our tricked-out keyboards so it'll be obvious how cool we are?

[vivalarevolución]

When we go on dates, should we bring along some of our tricked-out keyboards so it'll be obvious how cool we are?

Yes, definitely!  Thanks for mentioning this incredible trick to making any date melt.

tswiftfan, if I had pop lock and dropped it during the DJ sesh at Keycon, would I have gotten more ladies?

I forgot to answer this question. I don't know what "pop lock and dropped it" means. I assume it is another term for twerking. In that case, yes, the few females in attendance would have abandoned their partners and instantly attached to you. Opportunity lost.

pop lock and drop it see:

My original statement stands.  I also will need to work on being less white.

[HoffmanMyster]

When we go on dates, should we bring along some of our tricked-out keyboards so it'll be obvious how cool we are?

I actually brought a car-full of keyboards to my last date.  )  I didn't get them out, but they were there, ready to impress if needed!   

[absyrd]

TIL tp is an expert in urban dance crazes

tp has been FULL of surprises when it comes to anything "urban"

Starting to think he isn't who he says he is (well... I had a vision, but now it has changed completely).

[vivalarevolución]

When we go on dates, should we bring along some of our tricked-out keyboards so it'll be obvious how cool we are?

I actually brought a car-full of keyboards to my last date.  )  I didn't get them out, but they were there, ready to impress if needed!   

Have a keyboard or two at easy access during a date is always a good idea.

[beehatch]

When we go on dates, should we bring along some of our tricked-out keyboards so it'll be obvious how cool we are?

I actually brought a car-full of keyboards to my last date.  )  I didn't get them out, but they were there, ready to impress if needed!   

You wouldn't have to bring a car-full of keyboards to impress me.

*wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink*

When we go on dates, should we bring along some of our tricked-out keyboards so it'll be obvious how cool we are?

I actually brought a car-full of keyboards to my last date.  )  I didn't get them out, but they were there, ready to impress if needed!   

Have a keyboard or two at easy access during a date is always a good idea.

The sarcasm is strong with this one.

[tp4tissue]

Did, anyone go on a successful date using the advices posted thus far ? 

We've had all friday/saturday..

[paicrai]

Did, anyone go on a successful date using the advices posted thus far ? 

We've had all friday/saturday..

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if anyone tried legit getting dating advice on gh in a thread id go and fight them

[beehatch]

Did, anyone go on a successful date using the advices posted thus far ? 

We've had all friday/saturday..

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if anyone tried legit getting dating advice on gh in a thread id go and fight them

dem sounds like fightin wurdz

[paicrai]

Did, anyone go on a successful date using the advices posted thus far ? 

We've had all friday/saturday..

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boxing gloves knockout uppercut roundhouse dropkick

dem sounds like fightin wurdz

they sure do

[beehatch]

Did, anyone go on a successful date using the advices posted thus far ? 

We've had all friday/saturday..

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boxing gloves knockout uppercut roundhouse dropkick

dem sounds like fightin wurdz

they sure do

wanna kiss and make up though?

[HoffmanMyster]

Did, anyone go on a successful date using the advices posted thus far ? 

We've had all friday/saturday..

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boxing gloves knockout uppercut roundhouse dropkick

dem sounds like fightin wurdz

they sure do

wanna kiss and make up though?

:|

[beehatch]

Did, anyone go on a successful date using the advices posted thus far ? 

We've had all friday/saturday..

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boxing gloves knockout uppercut roundhouse dropkick

dem sounds like fightin wurdz

they sure do

wanna kiss and make up though?

:|

you get so jealous